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Remarkably bad hockey takes. Short story long champ. Jesus, Family, Dogs, Drums, Friends, #STLBlues Hockey, TV, Food, Sleep, Bourbon

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Dan Reilly™️
6 years
7/25/91: RFA Brendan Shanahan signs with STL 9/4/91: Scott Stevens awarded to NJD 7/27/95: Shanahan to Hartford for Pronger 8/2/05: Pronger to Edmonton for Eric Brewer+ 2/18/11: Brewer to Tampa Bay for 3rd round pick in 2011+ 6/25/11: #stlblues 3rd round pick? Jordan Binnington
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Bob Barker is alive and trending so this is as good a time as any to share this gem…
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#NHLBruins knock out Robert Thomas with a hit, Vince Dunn with a puck to the jaw. Bruins fans: “Don’t poke the bear! This is a man’s game!” #STLBlues knock out Grzlchsgkdnc with a hit, Chara with a puck to the jaw. Bruins fans: “Blues are the dirtiest team in the NHL” 🤦‍♂️
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"The Blues are the NHL's dirtiest team" 18-19 Regular season PIMs: STL 623 - BOS 797 Minors: STL 247 - BOS 277 Majors: STL 15 - BOS 27 "Refs hate us" 18-19 Playoff PIMs: STL 166 - BOS 144 Minors: STL 76 - BOS 68 #NHLBruins #STLBlues #StanleyCupFinal #RentFree
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A Stanley Cup Champion goalie on a bad team who’s already pissed off for being hung out to dry by his teammates gets clipped and goes scorched earth. I freakin LOVE it. Anybody trashing Binnington hates him already, has never played the game or is a #mnwild fan. #stlblues
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“Do your f*ckin job. NOW!” #stlblues
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Brett Hull: “We’re not gonna say Let’s Go Blues, we’re gonna say We went Blues!!!” #STLBlues Crowd:
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LOL #twitterhockey is raw sewage sometimes. Defend the repeat offender who's been suspended six times by the NHL, three times in the playoffs, but crucify the goalie he took out of the playoffs for throwing a water bottle that never hit him. Okurr. #STLBlues
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2 years
The problem with #stlblues Colton Parayko is that he's 6'6" and plays like he's 5'9" which makes him incredibly ineffective The problem with Torey Krug is that he's 5'9" and plays like he's 6'6" which was cool until he hit 30 and his body started breaking down like a PT Cruiser
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Here’s hoping Matthew Tkachuk follows Brett Hull, Al MacInnis and Jay Bouwmeester who were traded from Calgary to St Louis and had awesome careers with the #STLBlues
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3 years
This isn't meant to be sarcastic or condescending: If you watched both #STLBlues games vs Calgary this week and think the only difference between the 7-1 L and the 5-1 W was goaltending, stop tweeting. Start watching games more closely. Ask questions. Learn this beautiful game.
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Toropchenko out there eating pucks for his team. #stlblues
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The highlight of the night for the #stlblues . #MHGA
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2 years
The #GoAvsGo are so good and so powerful. One of the top forward lines in all of hockey, plus that wizard kid Makar on defense? They are going to absolutely DESTROY the #STLBlues in the three games they’re going to win in this second-round series. Blues in 7.
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Man, we’ve been throwin Ls so much that I forgot JayBo always punches the goalie in the face after a win, and now I’m gettin all misty-eyed. #STLBlues
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#STLBlues Tarasenko, Barbashev training like it's a contract year coming up. This should be fun.
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One of the most emotional events I've ever witnessed. When it stopped halfway and his brother Barclay came down to escort him to the rafters, there wasn't a dry eye in the joint. Can't believe it's been 5 years. #STLBlues #RIPBobbyPlager
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#STLBlues fans wanting to run Binnington out of town need to watch video of the stretch run and playoffs of 2019. And "flash-in-the-pan? Nah, son. Dude's always been a winner. Spare me the analytics-nerd replies. He's in a funk and needs to play through it.
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We all knew Tarasenko was headed to COVID protocol. He had all the telltale symptoms like intensity, great skating and playmaking, misconduct penalties and smashing a stick to pieces in the tunnel. Feel better, boo. #STLBlues
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5 years
A lot of #STLBlues fans missed the subtlety in this victory tweet, including me - until the esteemed @GenSchwartz DM’d me. Every tweet up until this one was address to “Beloved” to protect the recipient from enemy attack. Only after victory do we learn her name. #Gloria 🥺
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Civil War Blues
5 years
To my Beloved Gloria We are coming home, the war is over, the crown has slipped from heads unworthy. Boston has surrendered, from this day to the ending of the world it shall be remembered as our day. We lucky few we band of brothers have won To St Louis Yours Jaden #stlblues
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As a #STLBlues fan I've been critical of Binnington's childish temper tantrums and he needs to control his emotions, but I refuse to see Nazem Kadri as some victim or martyr because a water bottle was thrown at him. Tell me how I'm on the wrong side of this.
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Nice of Doug Armstrong to reassure Matthew Tkachuk by extending Robert Thomas for eight years. Guarantees he'll be playing hockey with his best friend for a looooong time here in STL. #STLBlues
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For me, this was without a doubt the absolute greatest #stlblues moment at the #2023NHLDraft
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5 years
Didn’t start crying until Pietrangelo lifted the Cup. Haven’t stopped since
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I’m sure #nhlbruins fans were screaming for a penalty on Marchand, right?
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Dan Reilly™️
2 years
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’d rather listen to Pierre McGuire tell me how “David Pair On grew up in Sherbrooke and played his junior hockey for the Lewiston Maineiacs of the QMJHL” than listen to Leah Hextall call play by play in an NHL game. This is unlistenable.
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2 years
The #stlblues offloaded the expiring contract of a 27yo 3rd liner who was having a down year and in exchange received a 20yo who was drafted 30th overall, but Armstrong “got fleeced”? LOL okurr.
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3 years
“Man, f**k everyone . You just gotta believe in yourself…” #STLBlues
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5 years
I'm not qualified or inclined to use social media to give a history lesson, but let's just say that today would be a good day for not complaining about your life.
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Hilarious the number of #nhlbruins fans still salty that Binnington destroyed their hopes and dreams by embarrassing them on home ice. #rentfree #stlblues
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Proud of you guys in Trashville. #Preds #Avs
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#STLBlues fans ragging on Doug Armstrong as he wrestles with the flat cap, forgetting he acquired Pavel Buchnevich for Sammy Blais and a 2nd.
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3 years
Towel Man just texted this to me. Count em off!! #STLBlues
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4 years
Hear me out. Maybe Bortuzzo should beat Sanford’s ass again #STLBlues
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5 years
This team abandoned the parade floats and walked the 1+ mile parade route with the Cup to share it with #STLBlues fans, then hijacked STL bars to continue partying with the fans. That was enough. Their day with the Cup is THEIR DAY with the Cup. This isn't about you, Denise.
@StLouisBlues @patmaroon Hey, thanks for thinking about your hometown Oakville. Lots of people were looking forward to seeing you and the cup.
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Binnington on the bench watching the #STLBlues playing tight gaps and hard checking in front of Husso
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#STLBlues being outshot 35-8 but iT’s bInNiNgToN’s fAuLt
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2 years
Hahahahahahaha #stlblues
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Everyone talks about Game 7 and "when they knew" we were going to win the Cup. This was the moment the #STLBlues players knew. Congrats on the extension Chief!
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3 years
I’ll be watching this on loop till tomorrow night #stlblues
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6 years
The cool side of hockey. NHL Linesman Tim Nowak ended a 26 year career tonight in his 1,731st game at #stlblues
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5 years
What a crazy, bloody, lucky, gutsy, sweaty, ugly, edgy, iffy, zany, ballsy, quirky, dicey, bumpy, messy, panicky, jittery, wild ass ride it was. Thanks for finally moving STL from a fly-over state to the home of the Stanley Cup Champions. #STLBlues
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Hockey players are pros and will give their best to any team they play for, but those Tkachuk boys would go through a f*&%in wall for the Blue Note. #STLBlues
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The Chicago #Blackhawks covered up reports that a sexual predator was raping their prospects and when they found out, never even filed a police report. Their punishment from Gary Bettman's NHL was Connor Bedard. man, I love this game but I hate this league. #firebettman
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Elliotte Friedman
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Ottawa will have to forfeit a first-round pick in one of the next three drafts (its choice) for its role in the aborted 2022 trade of Evgeni Dadonov from Vegas to Anaheim
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You guys ever thought about replacing your coach, having two of your players fight in practice, and then go to Philly and latch on to a catchy 80s tune?
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Ryan
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The #STLCards ranks in MLB as a collective offense: AVG: 25th HR: 24th RBI: 25th OBP: 23rd SLG: 27th OPS: 25th Hits: 26th 2B: 29th 3B: 26th #TimeToCry
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I can’t believe people are butthurt about Jon Hamm in the #STLBlues booth. I thought it was both hilarious and magical. Very entertaining.
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Tarasenko with a 1st intermission interview on MSG #stlblues
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I’m honor of the #stlblues calling up Zherenko, here’s a pic where he’s rocking what may be the most visually appealing goalie gear in Blues history.
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Do your job, Dad. #stlblues
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Any #NYR fans saying Drury “fleeced” the #stlblues have zero understanding of Tarasenko’s contract situation and are still incredibly embarrassed over the Buchnevich trade.
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Just in case anyone is thinking, “Wow, everyone is dunking on Leah Hextall. It couldn’t have been THAT bad.”
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Jordan Binnington Water Bottle Night™ #STLBlues
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St. Louis Blues
2 years
Which themes and promotional nights are you most excited for? #stlblues
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Same, Chief. Same. #stlblues
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#STLBlues penalties since Berube’s postgame comment: 5 #NHLBruins penalties since Berube’s postgame comment: 4
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@danreilly Lol Berube did so much more bitching and look at how everything has changed for the Blues
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Doug Armstrong plays chess, not checkers. No idea what the long game is here but I trust him. #STLBlues
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Did the ESPN broadcast just float Toropchenko as trade bait? Why would the #stlblues get rid of a 23 year old cost-controlled winger who’s done everything they’ve asked of him?
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Dan Reilly™️
3 years
This guy saw @leahck55 flyin the L to Chicago and immediately created a twitter account so he could send exactly ONE tweet, a reply. Most of us will never experience that kind of power. Well done, brave soul. Keep flyin those Ls. #STLBlues
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If you gotta be a grandma, be a cool grandma
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This is beer league garbage. Keep it out of the @NHL , @NHLPlayerSafety . #STLBlues #VegasBorn
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#stlblues Jordan Kyrou today, speaking with reporters: "Just work, that's all it is. Just got to keep working, and just work harder. You've got to work twice as hard, you know." #stlblues Jordan Kyrou tonight:
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He seems nice
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I actually kind of liked Sammy Blais but Doug Armstrong absolutely burglarized an NHL team #STLBlues
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A twitter search for “Binnington” and it’s a bunch of #nhlbruins fans who can’t get him outta their head. LOL your team has like 60 wins but you’re still obsessed. Just like MIN and COL fans. #stlblues
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Hey Chicago #Blackhahahahawks 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ➖ 😂😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂
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Most #STLBlues fans would be shocked to learn who he's really talking about, the list of "guys that don't care whether they're playing in St Louis or Columbus".
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The Cam & Strick Podcast
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“We have too many guys that don’t care if they’re in St.Louis or Columbus” 😳 Kelly Chase doesn’t hold back on why the Blues are struggling and the Flyers are exceeding expectations 🔥⬇️ 🎧: 📺:
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Just a friendly reminder that since the trade to the #stlblues , Pavel Buchnevich is scoring over a point per game and is just entering his prime years. I'd hate to see those prime years wasted, Doug.
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3 years
Hot tip for all the noobs on #STLBlues twitter: Blaming a goalie for a 5-1 loss is the quickest and easiest way to let everyone know that you don’t know jack shit about the game of hockey, and probably just watch games to see the fights.
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I feel you, Chief. #stlblues
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Who does this remind you of? A lot of teams are gonna pass on Lane Hutson because he's 5 foot 8 and change. I wonder how many will regret it. #NHLDraft #STLBlues
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Kelly Chase was spot on. Too many players on this #stlblues team playing for individual stats, too few willing to sacrifice those for team success. @Chasenpucks39
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This your goalie? #stlblues
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@TSN_Sports I'm just surprised he didn't have a melt down at some point the big baby
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NHL trade deadline is March 21st. Great time to remind #STLBlues fans to look for the blue verified checkmark before retweeting (or even believing) trades on twitter. Doug Armstrong’s team doesn’t leak rumors.
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RIP legend. The greatest #STLBlues ambassador the franchise has ever known.
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The #stlblues were a better team without Tarasenko. They are NOT a better team without O’Reilly.
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Matthew Tkachuk has already landed in Vegas and is standing outside T-Mobile Arena right now like:
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3 years
Binnington goes from playing behind Pietrangelo and Bouwmeester to playing behind Parayko with a bad back and Scandella, but my mentions get stuffed with analytics. Log off and watch some hockey. Seriously, it's a pretty cool game. #STLBlues
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Dan Reilly™️
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Good grief, calm tf down. 1. Thomas and Kyrou are not actually filming a TikTok video 2. The @StLouisBlues have played 10 games. Their record is 7-2-1 3. The Blues' social media team posted this as a joke. #STLBlues
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Hey @StLouisBlues - re-signed Craig Berube to a contract extension yet? Let's get on that, please. #STLBlues
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This is your captain, #mnwild ? Embarrassing. #STLBlues win 4-0
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Dying. Well done #seakraken
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Colton Parayko is not only an elite defender, but the best defenseman on the #stlblues . He is the heart and soul of this team and lays it all on the line every game. But I suppose if teams are asking about him we may as well listen to the offers. But man is he a great defenseman.
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┳┻| Psst #stlblues fans... ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻|The refs aren’t out to get us. ┻┳| They’re just really bad. ┻┳| ┳┻| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) ┳┻|⊂ノ ┻┳|
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Nashville fans screaming “Aaaaaaaallen” “Aaaaaaaallen” “It’s all your fault!” After an empty net goal. 🤦‍♂️
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This is why: 1. The #stlblues should 100% be sellers 2. Bannister’s “success” is fool’s gold 3. I have zero confidence in this roster to make any noise in the playoffs if they get in This team has a first line and a fourth line. The middle six and the defense is just a mess.
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Chaser on the ice. What a warrior. #stlblues
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5 years
Same, Hullie. Same. #STLBlues
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This is a big reason why the #STLBlues acquired Nick Leddy
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This is sweet, but thank God NHL franchises aren’t retiring numbers based on emotions. Steen was a great player for the #STLBlues but if we’re talking retiring jersey numbers, he’s nowhere near the conversation.
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Five years today, and still as sweet as Marchand tears. We went Blues. #stlblues
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1 year
So it looks like Zach Bolduc’s future with the #stlblues is over before it even started, according to some fans who went to training camp drills and watched some 4 on 4 scrimmages.
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Wow #NHLBruins coach Bruce Cassidy is whining in his presser and looks like he already lost the series. “It was a missed effing call…” I’m so thankful for Chief. #stlblues
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Dan Reilly™️
3 years
Welcome to the off-season. This is a great time to once again remind all #STLBlues fans that life is a lot less heartburny if you pledge allegiance to the crest on the front, not the name on the back.
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With the start of NHL free agency it’s a good time for a sobering reminder, especially for the new #STLBlues fans. It’s best to pledge allegiance to the crest on the front of the jersey, not the name on the back.
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2022-23 #stlblues hockey.
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