Danny 🫨
@dannyxzv
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software engineer, gym junkie, gamer 🌈🧑💻🏋️♀️🎮
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this guy I keep presuming is straight at the gym was just taking some plates from my rack and then went “can I just take you instead?” WHAT IS GOING ON????
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not this fucking height trend because honestly I’ve been so self-conscious about mine all my life. hello I’m 5”3 is that ok??? 🫠 and if not fuck you I have pizza 🍕
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this straight guy in the gym just asked me something then told me to calm down because I was coming across all anxious, omg slap me
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I miss pre-injury me
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oooookay fine
Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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I mean he was either hitting on me or making a joke about me being small enough to lift. Or both.
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very polite Uber driver this morning who keeps calling me sir. little does he know this is MY job
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someone on Grindr just offered to make me a lemsip and I’ve honestly never been so aroused
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100 workouts: before and after. 💪🎉
I’m sorry but I’m so proud of myself right now. 🥺 I never felt like I belonged in gyms or had any business getting seriously into fitness.
Fuck those voices in your head.
(
@jonjacksonpt
, thank you once again! ❤️)
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the head of product stopped by my desk as she was leaving, put her hand on my shoulder and said “by the way, you’re doing a great job here, you fit into the team wonderfully”. To which I could only respond “aww 🥺”
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some guy just tried repeatedly to get into my flat with his key fob and now I’m h*rny 😔
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just walked past my living room window in my boxers to see my neighbour praying out the window in the opposite flat, and when I came back 30 seconds later she’d closed her blinds 💀
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I’ve realised that I literally don’t know what do with when people hit on me irl anymore. Someone will call me cute I’m just like “um thanks 😬”
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off to a uni open day with my sister who was 2 when I was in uni is how old and tired I am 😴🌅🛤️
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just slipped down some icy steps outside my building and a hot straight guy had to pick me up 😩
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I hate everything and I am very sad 🥺👀
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Woke up this morning with a bang (passed out and smacked my head in the hard floor). Allergic reaction that made me feel sick and turned me red from head to toe. Had a head scan, all ok. Back home now. Thank you to everyone who got in touch this morning.
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soft-outing myself to my new work in my intro message by mentioning that some of my favourite tv shows are rupaul’s drag race and big brother
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why do straight men in the gym walk straight up to a piece of equipment you’re on and ask how much more you’ve got left? At least wait awkwardly for 15 mins first or change your entire routine up like the rest of us
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there’s a gay in my office who walks faster than me and I don’t like it
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the way I walked past the gym ready to skip it because I felt like shit, then stopped, turned around and dragged my tired ass there for my first leg day in 3 weeks
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thank you to this lovely pair for looking after me this week while I’ve been having a pure menty b and also for always taking me to the hospital when I have an allergic reaction 💞🏥
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gay twitter is pure filth today you all need to sit down and think about how you present yourselves to the world
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dragged myself through the cold wind and rain to the gym for my silly mental health
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I can’t even go on LinkedIn in the office anymore because I’m in this lgbtq group and all the gay guys are just posting mild thot pics 😩
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PoV you’re on a date with me and I’m a really fucking awkward human being
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got one pic of me at homobloc in the tiny little disco room upstairs 😵💫
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