If the show
#AllInTheFamily
came out today here is how the theme song would change but still be exactly the same:
Boy the way Guns n Roses played, songs that MTV made great. Guys like us we had it made. Those were the days.
And you knew where you were then....
Just got off the phone with crying a 19 year old girl who said she did an “audition” for someone called New Models, Inc. I had to explain to her this was a scam. Anyone contacted by someone claiming to be New Models, Inc. should ignore it! No real porn company ever has auditions!
If you want to do porn and I ask you to send me pics of what you look like and you send me 10 face pics using 10 different Snapchat filters I will secretly hate you!! Porn is not filmed on Snapchat just saying!!
Funniest thing I have ever read in a girl’s application to do porn: “I don’t know what bg, ir, and gg mean but if you explain them to me I am sure I will want to do them” 🤣🤣🤣
I woke up with a scratchy throat and a fever. Just tested positive for Covid. This will be my face for the foreseeable future. Please send rescue supplies. 😞😞🤒🤒
I saw a girl’s ad online yesterday that she wanted to do porn so I hit her up. She replies that yes she is interested. I asked her for some naked pics. She replies I should buy her premium Snapchat. 🙄🙄🙄
#Next
My boss loaned my his badass Mercedes for a week while my car is getting fixed. If I was 24 me and my friend would take it and do donuts!! But I am 44 so me and my friend took it to get donuts!! Lol 🤣🤷🏻♂️🍩
If you want to be male talent and you send in an application if you pick a stage name that is anything followed by “The Molester” such as “Chester The Molsester” or “Lester The Molester” I won’t even open your application before I delete it. If you are that tone deaf oh well 🤷🏻♂️
I just want to give an update. I spoke to the girl again today and she is good! She said talking to me made her realize what had really happened to her. She went to the police today and made a report gave them all the info and did a rape kit. She appreciates all the support...
What does being an agent mean? It means waking up at 3am to cashapp a random stranger in a small town in Georgia $200 to drive a new girl to the airport then trying to go back to sleep and hope it all works out. 🤷🏻♂️😰😅🤞
If you are gonna eat a weed gummy before bed make sure you don’t have
@Entenmanns
donuts in your fridge or you will end like me wandering into your kitchen at 3am and eating donuts in the dark like an addict on a bender. 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🙈🙈
#StonerTipOfTheDay
So I didn’t win the $1 billion lottery last night so I had to throw away the list of people I was gonna tell to fuck off today. 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️😜😜
#DreamsCrushed
@born2run1982
@deesnider
@Aerosmith
@springsteen
@BonJovi
They all refused to play the benefit concert
@deesnider
organized to help all the burn victims and their families that were losing their houses because they didn’t want to be associated with “hair metal”. It was a very powerful and instense documentary I really suggest you watch.
...and thanked me for everything. However she does wish to remain anonymous at least for now. I told her I completely understand and that she can reach out to me anytime if she needs more help or advice.
I have read stories from people who say they were hooked on “the dew” for years and when they finally stopped they actually went through withdrawal!! 🙈🤷🏻♂️