🚨I’m officially a New York Times bestselling author!
#5
!!! Completely overwhelmed! Thank you for all the love & support! It means so much to me. ❤️🥺📚🎉
@nytimes
@Sourcebooks
Those early Grey’s Anatomy years, when they’d hit us with “How to Save a Life” one week & “Chasing Cars” the next. Eric Dane joining via a strategically placed towel. Izzie cutting the LVAD wire. Constant stream of behind the scenes drama. They kept us fed!
It’s important to have hangover days even when you don’t drink or aren’t hungover. Stay in bed all day, ignore absolutely everyone except the restaurant you’re getting junk food delivery from, and overthink all your life choices until sundown. ☮️❤️🕊️
I need Bravo to ensure Katie has plenty of tequila in her system before filming the reunion because I need Tequila Katie in final form to raise hell with all her cast mates.
#pumprules
I really related to her vibe of hating everything/everyone 99% of the time & then having a full blown emotional breakdown when she read her little poem aloud.
Us Bravo fans put up with snoozy seasons, we stick up for our faves when they're flopping, we spend $ on poorly-made merch & countless Housewives-fronted piss waters, but it's seasons like this one of
#PumpRules
that gives us the fuel to keep going. 💫🍝
All these non-Bravo focused podcasts capitalizing off the Scandoval, but true fans know they weren't in the trenches with the rest of us recapping the lizard funeral episode or the time LVP hid her bra in T*m's suitcase. 🦎🍝
I’m really exhausted by the alliance of the vets on rhobh. Housewives is so much more fun when the allegiances shift and change and keep audiences on their toes.
Where/when the Bravo cast does their best work…
#RHOSLC
: Sprinter vans
#RHOBH
: Dinner parties
#RHONY
: Bluestone Manor
#RHOA
: Whenever the cast is wearing pajamas
#RHOC
: Mexico
#RHONJ
: Posche fashion show
#RHOP
: Everywhere/Gizelle’s home when it wasn’t done
I’m going to get every drop of info on the Scandoval that I possibly can on air tonight at 10:15 on
@BravoWWHL
! I have questions about the lightning bolt, the restraining order, Laura Leigh…I’m prepping for this like Rocky prepping for a fight. Tune in!!❤️🍝
I’m honestly impressed by anyone who has not completely fallen apart throughout this pandemic (+ everything else going on). I think everyone should be proud if they are even moderately keeping it together. Do what you can to keep doing what you can! ✌️❤️
I’m so grateful we have Oprah bc otherwise Barbara Walters is retired and who else would do interviews like this? Ell*n would try to scare Meghan and James C*rden would make her sing from a car.
Remember that season where Jon & Kate Plus 8 came back from hiatus & suddenly was about their fame & dissolution of their public marriage? Paparazzi were flooding the Midwest to get shots of her…
My boyfriend said “you’re in a mood” when I wasn’t in a mood, then told me to “calm down” after I very calmly corrected him about the mood thing, and because of all that, I’m definitely in a mood now.
I like Malia’s arranging skills. So that’s prescribed Valium, CBD (which is legal in Spain), a lighter (not sure what this has to do with anything) and my passport holder... And for anyone who’s interested the prescription is on the other side of the box as shown...
#belowdeckmed
I'm tired of them making every romcom an international action/adventure movie. Just allow pretty people to have lots of chemistry and work at a low-stakes magazine company in New York with Judy Greer.
I like 👑Katie because I really feel like she doesn't care whether the audience likes her or not. She'll be mean to everyone in the cast if she feels like it, and she'll do it in the craziest outfit she can find. Doesn't give a flying fck.
#PumpRules
Remember the covid era of Housewives when they had to setup their own confessionals? Echoey audio & a ring light setup by gays risking their lives to ensure Lu was well lit. Our gals were essential workers.
The year is 1994. Your gym teacher brought out the big ass rainbow parachute for class. Mom packed you an Ecto Cooler for lunch. You have all the lyrics to “The Sign” by Ace of Base memorized and plans to see The Flintstones in theaters. Life is good.
There should be a Housewives roulette option on the
@peacock
app that just plays episodes* at random.
*Episodes subject to strict approval process and will not include flops or that entire Jersey season we pretend doesn’t exist.
Mary’s reunion performance is so great bc I don’t think she checked in with any other cast members before filming it & therefore had no allegiances or anything pre-planned. She’s deciding how she feels as it goes & it’s beautiful to watch.
#rhoslc
We don’t need another season of PumpRules! Schedule Family Karma season 2 in the time slot and put Ariana/Charli/Scheana/Raquel on a Below Deck boat or have them compete on a special Top Chef.
Going forward, if Bravo is going to hire more kids of famous people to be Real Housewives, I’d like to politely recommend that they write in the contracts that their famous parents or parent’s fiancé must appear in a minimum of 1 episode per season. ❤️
Happy
#InternationalPodcastDay
to the ex-friend I had who made fun of me when I started Everything Iconic & said it was embarrassing. Every professional door that has opened for me in the last 2 years is because I didn't listen to that asshole. ❤️🎙️
There are rumors that 👑Zoe Kravitz is with Channing Tatum, which means there’s a scenario in which a Kravitz family Thanksgiving dinner involves Channing, Jason Momoa, and Lenny Kravitz.
I finally finished Dead to Me on Netflix & I just hope someone finds something great for Linda Cardellini to do next because she's a really wonderful actor.