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@danmarchh
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2 years
The team we beat 9-0 are now above us 🤣🤣🤣
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@danmarchh
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4 years
5 years back at United and we’re still seeing Juve clips
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@danmarchh
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7 months
Trent won all these before city 💀
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@danmarchh
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2 years
Nah Klopp is a twat
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5 months
Liverpool have drained the life out of me to even care but this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen
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5 months
He is not injured until Taylor tells him to be hahahahaha
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@danmarchh
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5 years
Coutinho deserves some respect for funding this
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
5 years
🔴 @LFC 🏆🏆🏆 #UCLdraw
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@danmarchh
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6 years
And why the fuck would he go Everton
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@danmarchh
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2 years
Can you believe it hahahaha
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@danmarchh
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4 years
Your club admin still posts the Gerrard slip each year for the last 6 years
When Lampard called them arrogant this is what he meant.
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@danmarchh
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6 years
‘Finally unleashed’ lmao Trent had 3 in one game against Watford 💀
@Squawka
Squawka
6 years
Luke Shaw has now provided as many Premier League assists this season (3) as he managed in his previous five combined. Finally unleashed. ⛓
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@danmarchh
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4 years
I've come back to laugh
@DeadlineDayLive
Transfer News Live
5 years
Liverpool boss Jürgen Klopp would be willing to sell Mohamed Salah if it meant signing Lille forward Nicolas Pépé. (Source: Le10 Sport)
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@danmarchh
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9 months
He hates Ø 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@danmarchh
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5 years
We had Karius in net and you still shipped 4 goals
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@danmarchh
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3 years
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@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
3 years
BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo has been named the EA Sports Premier League Player of the Month for September, after scoring three goals for #MUFC .
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@danmarchh
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2 years
@jordan1236543 If you don’t laugh you’ll cry
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@danmarchh
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2 years
Henderson at fault for 95% of goals conceded this season
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@danmarchh
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1 year
Wtf were we doing for 20 games?????
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@danmarchh
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3 years
Fair play Rodri for scoring the winner whilst being out
@Rodrilogy
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3 years
Walker not fit Stones out Rodri out Foden out Bt Klopp will say alot
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@danmarchh
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9 months
The Saliba wankfest is unbelievable. Konate been the best on this pitch by some distance
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@danmarchh
Dan
4 years
This kit got unnecessary hate
@brfootball
B/R Football
4 years
Liverpool’s new home kits in action for the first time 🔴
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@danmarchh
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2 years
Because it’s not Darwin Nunez
@touchlinefracas
#TouchlineFracas
2 years
Loool why is no one speaking about this?????? Reece James 👀
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@danmarchh
Dan
5 years
Salah face of the premier league 👍🏼
@brfootball
B/R Football
5 years
All of Europe's top five leagues have been suspended due to the coronavirus pandemic. Football must wait.
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@danmarchh
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6 months
I’m just sick and tired of Nunez
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@danmarchh
Dan
4 years
Ramos seeing Salah climb walls in training
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@danmarchh
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5 years
Isn’t this what you lot hate Robertson for?
@UnitedRedscom
UnitedReds
5 years
Mohamed Salah, you're next. #MUFC
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@danmarchh
Dan
4 years
Nah Alisson and VVD done that to Klopp
@TikiTakaConnor
Connor Humm
4 years
Mikel Arteta did this. 😂😂😂
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@danmarchh
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5 months
Already bored of this Salah and Klopp talk. Pep and kdb argue every week it’s normal just let it go
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@danmarchh
Dan
3 years
Imagine Keita playing like these two clowns in midfield? Echo would’ve had 5 articles up already
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@danmarchh
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4 years
Peak Salah hit 44 goals in one season, Hazard can’t reach 20
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@danmarchh
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2 years
Klopp has no issues dragging Keita off when it gets bad but sits through this embarrassment grinning like we’re 4 up
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@danmarchh
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2 years
The way Henderson just walks back into this team makes me fucking sick
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@danmarchh
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5 years
Salah taking the same RLC for a joke in the second
@ElMagoCF4v2
#PochGone
5 years
RLC was insane 1st half at Anfield last season, took Fabinho and Henderson for a joke and bodied VVD
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5 years
How is this man not in serious discussion for POTY
@PL_Comps
PLComps
5 years
Mohamed Salah - 19/20
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3 years
Top 4 and no more Liverpool games without VVD
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@danmarchh
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5 years
You lot fix up and entertain us then if you ain’t happy
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@danmarchh
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5 years
Someone needs to show this man where the Ethiad is
@ftblJarno
Jarno
5 years
It's all over for Juve
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3 years
He made me fear the city games
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@danmarchh
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3 years
The Liverpool player clear once again
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Belinder
3 years
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@danmarchh
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@nonewthing
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10 months
Saka and Salah going machine for machine in this league
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5 years
Lol it was only 2 weeks ago Mahrez was sitting on the bench watching Salah score v his team
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3 years
The Allianz test. We ain’t the same
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@danmarchh
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4 years
No way he’s just compared injuries to Lamela and Tanganga to Van Dijk 🤣🤣
@footballdaily
Football Daily
4 years
🗣 "Alisson is not injured, Alexander-Arnold is not injured, Fabinho is not injured, Robertson is not injured, Salah is not injured, Firmino is not injured, Mane is not injured." Jose Mourinho compares Tottenham's & Liverpool's injuries 🤣
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5 years
16??? And to think Salah got stick for going 4 games without a goal v united
@SkySportsStatto
Sky Sports Statto
5 years
📊 Raheem Sterling makes his 250th PL app, the 4th youngest to reach that figure, after Rooney, Milner & Barry. This will be his 16th PL app v Man Utd, is yet to score
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@danmarchh
Dan
9 months
‘PGMOL have chosen Liverpool this year’
@trevsenpai
trev 🇯🇲
9 months
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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5 years
Don’t think people understand how ridiculous this is
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3 years
I’d rather watch no football than football behind closed doors
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3 years
Liverpool only team not to concede from open play 👍🏼
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5 years
Slskskskskssksks he’s lost the plot
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@danmarchh
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3 years
Foden hahahaha Salah has more goals than he has starts
@Carra23
Jamie Carragher
3 years
My team of the season! #mnf #PremierLeague
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4 years
Null and void FC now on the timeline saying they’re glad footballs back 🥴🥴
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3 years
This is a sickness
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5 years
I really don’t get this obsession with wanting to replace a player with 99 G/A’s in 100 games it fucking does not make sense
@5liveSport
BBC 5 Live Sport
5 years
"I would play Sancho next season instead of Salah” 👀 @RobbieSavage8 said that he'd walk straight into #LFC 's starting XI... This fan's reaction? "It doesn't make any sense!" 😂 #BBC606
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@danmarchh
Dan
3 years
Keita slander is crazy but to drop it on his birthday is something else
@AnfieldEdition
Anfield Edition
3 years
“Keita will never be the YouTube showreel player Liverpool fans thought the club was signing when the deal was first announced in 2017. Supporters have to give up on the idea of that player that never existed.” [ @LivEchoLFC ]
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3 years
How’s Henderson survived 4 subs 😂😂
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@danmarchh
Dan
5 years
Still convinced we would’ve won this if Fabinho started
@SamueILFC
Samuel
5 years
Easily our best team goal of the season, the way we were passing and switching the ball around and managed to make the goal look so easy. Shame about the result.
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5 years
Invincible season still on, you really think I’m counting a game Lovren starts in??
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5 years
This is when I accepted defeat
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@danmarchh
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6 years
16 months what the actual fuck, yet you get 17 years for streaming football games
@TalkTV
Talk
6 years
Mohammed Casim Hussain has been jailed for 16 months for this hit-and-run in Luton which left 14-year-old Ibrahim Ahmed with life changing injuries.
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5 years
He starts for the team that’s 25 points clear at the top 👍🏼
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5 years
I guarantee he’ll have a moan at this even tho he’s made no moves to strengthen
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
5 years
👀 Liverpool could play 10 games in 29 days over Christmas after the Fifa Club World Cup dates were confirmed. Full story ➡ #LFC #bbcfootball
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5 years
We would’ve gone into that game in 5th place if that was the case
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6 years
Getting a snap from Team Snapchat
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5 years
We won both these games
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6 years
United, Ajax, Spurs and Porto, looks more like the Europa League ffs
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@danmarchh
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4 years
Salah would never broadcast a miss on his socials
@Mahrez22
Riyad Mahrez
4 years
La spéciale ⚡️🙈
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5 years
Don’t see one team there that beats us over 2 legs
@brfootball
B/R Football
5 years
29 spots booked, three to go 🌟
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4 years
Salah is in every top 5 stat I swear
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
4 years
👊🎯
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5 years
I fucking hate who ever done this
@footballcultur9
football culture
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3 years
2 world class goals let down cause a massive club like Liverpool don’t do backup RB’s. It makes me fucking sick
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4 years
His first start btw
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3 years
World class goal made to look so easy
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3 years
Never heard anyone in my entire life scream Rooney when hitting a ball it’s always been Gerrard
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Dan
4 years
Send Minamino on loan over there for 6 months
@FPL_FC
𝘾𝙃𝙍𝙄𝙎 ⚡
4 years
Need to get in contact with Bayern's fitness team ASAP
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3 years
I fear for this club when Klopp leaves
@Watch_LFC
Watch LFC
3 years
No replacement expected to be signed if Neco Williams leaves as Gomez can provide cover and academy player Conor Bradley has caught the eye. [ @JamesPearceLFC ]
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Van Dijk losing his balance and falling over might just be their highlight of 2019
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@danmarchh
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4 years
Apply for a British passport @MoSalah
@LFC
Liverpool FC
4 years
Brilliant, Reds! 👏 @trentaa98 , @andrewrobertso5 , @JHenderson , @VirgilvDijk and Sadio all make it into the @PFA Premier League Team of the Year 🙌 #PFAawards
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Get a fucking life like you said
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4 years
That Sturridge tweet got me watching his highlights on YouTube man what a fucking player
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5 years
Salah was scoring in the biggest game of the season whilst Mahrez sat on the bench watching trying to convince himself the goal was offside
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Riyad Mahrez is having a better season than Salah. Imagine Disagreeing.
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1 year
Arsenal btw conceding 23 in 15 whilst going for the title is embarrassing
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4 years
How can you watch our last 5 games and come to the conclusion Thiago is the issue
@CursedFootball
football images that precede unfortunate events
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5 years
All black?? Spurs it’s curtains for you
@LFC
Liverpool FC
5 years
Merseyside ✈️ Madrid #UCLfinal
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3 years
It this is what it takes to be world class then football is suffering
@EBL2017
EBL
3 years
If there was ever a gif to sum Thomas Partey up, this is it. World class quality.
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6 years
Putting ‘no replies’ on your story like someone gives a fuck lmao
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Dan
4 years
Jones over Minamino in a front 3 hahaha Klopp’s a proper weirdo
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Dan
5 years
You lot said this last season before Salah banged one in from 25 yards
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5 years
Spurs?? Lightwork for some
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@danmarchh
Dan
3 years
Talking like we actually sign players
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
3 years
Klopp says he will never sign a player without a COVID jab.
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It’s branded the Klopp farewell tour aswell. Makes you sick
@M_Bas1
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Nah brev i need an inquest
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@danmarchh
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4 years
If Salah was performing like Mane has since September we’d be seeing weekly twitter polls asking if he needs to be sold. Whilst I’m yet to see anyone even question Mane on his fucking embarrassing form. Up there with the most over protected players I’ve ever seen
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Dan
5 years
That’s now 70 G/A in 72 league games for Salah, what a player
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2 years
A drop off in form and city get rid whilst we give players like Henderson 5 years and Milner a year extension every season for doing much worse
@iMiaSanMia
Bayern & Germany
2 years
BREAKING: João Cancelo will join FC Bayern on loan [ @Plettigoal ]
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You just love to see it.
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4 years
Adrian fooled you lot into thinking Atletico are actually a good side
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4 years
Serious now has the prem seen a better winger than Salah??
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Dan
4 years
Big words from a guy that can’t get a kick at United
@primevideosport
Amazon Prime Video Sport
4 years
Seriously bold statement from Andreas Pereira 😳 #MUFC #LFC
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Dan
4 years
‘Selfish’ Salah leading the charts for chances created?? Interesting
@goal
GOAL
4 years
Most #EPL chances created in 2020-21 so far: 11 - Mohamed Salah 10 - James Rodriguez 9 - Ryan Fredericks 9 - Kalvin Phillips 9 - Kevin De Bruyne 8 - Reece James 8 - Harry Kane 8 - Son Heung-min
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