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Maker of things. Worried about the robots and bees. Often found playing with clay he/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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This is a nice little timeline cleanse 🥰🐶🪵
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Who fancies a cup of tea and bubbles?
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Toilet Assistant: lollipops are £1 Cheryl:
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Like two hairy sardines 🛁🥂
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Operation ‘let’s get some sleep tonight’ has begun 🧖🏻‍♂️🛀🏻
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This little lump is 3 years old next week 🎂
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I briefly forgot about hot tubs
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👬🥔⛰
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I’ve shared before, but if it helps someone realise that you become a completely different person when the weight of hiding your true self is gone then it’s worth it. 2007 Dan was very sad and #NationalComingOutDay is still important until we’re all happy
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Bathtime on the train 🛀🏻🚂😲
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So @waitrose have told me to seek legal advice when I’ve asked them how can they print my sprout photo without asking or crediting... #GiveALittleLove doesn’t really exist
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I do this 😑
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I took this picture of my Henry for you all this morning 😘
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Splish splash! Finally making use of our hot tub to cheers the long weekend 🥂🍾💦
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The United Kingdom shortly after it’s free from the E.U
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Because gentleman prefer blondes? 😬😯
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Tonight it’s My Big Gay Wedding with Tom Allen on BBC One at 9pm where me and Adam say I do! These two gay kids from 10 years ago grew up and learnt what being proud is 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥰
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Come on in the water’s fine ✨⭐️💦
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It’s pan au chocolat with Drag Race morning. With extra special guest, pot painting in bed
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I forgot that choosing the colour of your bath bomb is quite important.. 🐸🦠🧪🐛🐍🥦
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Friends fear he’s drinking Crème de Menthe again (in an afternoon bath) 😬🛁💚
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Sat in bed contemplating life after only just surviving a gross hangover all of Sunday…
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Boys to make the pink wink 🌸💖
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My most liked pic this year wasn’t even a selfie 🥲 who am I?
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Morning swim done! Feel lovely and relaxed now 🥰
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Dune: Part Two 🏜️
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Sea swim day two done 🎟
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Last weekend me and @AdamCeramic only went and got married after nearly 10 years together, surrounded by so much camp queer joy 🌈🎉💖
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Roast me like a chicken 🔥🍗
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Last stop Twitter
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Here’s something gay for your timeline 💜
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Bring back the sun ✊ (please)
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Devil horns. Cool. 😈
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Waiting for Easter Treats 🐰
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All crochet and no knickers. Or something
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Who put the glad in gladiator?
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A watery behind the scenes of @AdamCeramic throwing pots in the garden nearly naked 👀😂 #Heatwave 🔥
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When’s breakfast ready? 🍴
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Good morning from 2 lazy spuds
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EXCLUSIVE video of Charlie Hides practicing her @RuPaulsDragRace performance.
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Traditional Christmas Eve walk where you realise you’ve not worn the right shoes for all the mud…
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Run #2 2022 🏃‍♂️ (Still unfit)
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Spent 😮‍💨
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Sun headband is out to stop my white bits ☀️😎
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Day drunk and home in time for cosy film and takeaway 💪🐻
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Yesterday start to finish was so much fun #BrightonPride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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PADAM PADAM POE POE POE POE CHA CHA CHA CHA PADAM PADAM POE POE POE CHA CHA CHA PADAM
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Leg hair twirling level of bored
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Happy Valentine’s Day you lot. And to @AdamCeramic too I guess 😘💘 #HappyValentinesDay
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Barely moved today 🙃
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Brioche in bed (feat. morning face) 🥖
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Leggings season 🏃🏻‍♂️❄️
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God I’m exhausted 😩
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Terracotta clay day means stained hands
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Good morning swimmers 🌊💙
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Turns out Instagram stories was made to live blog giving a pug his first bath
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Never underestimate the healing power of a bath so hot you can only just stay in 🔥♨️🛁
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A staycation where the weather beats going abroad is ❤️‍🔥☀️🥂
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Of course it’s raining and we never bring an umbrella anywhere... But it’s so beautiful and historic 🏰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Very early night, new book and fresh sheets 🥰
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Thanks charity shop, for the headband I never knew I needed
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Happy Easter you lovely lot 🐰🥚
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Come to Daddy etc. The moustache is briefly back.
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The DIY hot tub is back in action for the summer 💦🕳
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#NewProfilePic Laters Summer!
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Looking for more players for a game of Uno Splash 💦
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After getting targeted ads all year, I finally submitted to a teddy bear hoodie 🐻
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Turns out the that the furry style jumpers are more cosy than furry boxers… I’m a bit sweaty 🧸
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This is your #PotteryThrowdown reminder for 8pm on Channel 4! @AdamCeramic loves a bit of garden ceramics 🌿
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On this day in 1993 the Daily Mail was gleefully saying say people could not exist before they were even born 😔
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I know here isn’t built for videos (and this is probably very pixelated). But thank you to everyone who sat down and joined us for Big Gay Wedding with Tom Allen 😘 me and @AdamCeramic are feeling emotional
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10 year challenge: 24 vs 34
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@AWorkOfStuART
STUasaurus Rex 🦖 ©
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10 year challenge: 24 vs 34
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God morning. Is it Christmas yet?
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Part of the dungarees club (Luigi style)
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Haircut time or no haircut?
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Just between us, I spelt Christmas wrong on 1,000 leaflets... please come as my marketing budget is gone 😬
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I’m about to get wet ⛈
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Last year I achieved a record of doing no runs. So I’m happy 2022 has a 100% success rate (and is never as bad as I think it is) 🏃‍♂️
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Because watching this guy in the final of #PotteryThrowdown will only happen once, we’re having an all day party- even if we can’t share it with friends and family. Me and Egg will be loudly cheering on @adamceramic for everyone!
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I missed the Saturday sun, so making up for it today with a little break and recharge ☀️🔋
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Finally got around to doing the second bottle of hair dye, goodbye yellow tones 😄
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Early bed feels so good after a long old day 👌
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“2020 will be my year” First full week:
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Having a very cosy, slow morning thanks to the clocks changing and weather being so bad Egg has gone back to sleep ❤️🌧☔️ @AdamCeramic
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Cool tub activate 🌞☀️🔥☄️💥
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