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No amount of love, care, respect and loyalty can keep people. They only stay if they want to stay
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A Glimpse of Family Business, ❤️ if you want to buy, DM me,
Due to lockdown and no Marriages, business is going on loss continuously, a RT from all of you may help us alot, Jazakallah
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@isaZpJk1hmd1QTa
・どの病院でも匿名出産できる→その後、説教されることなくスムーズに養子に出せる
・出産費用は全額無料（国負担またはDNA鑑定で妊娠させた男負担）
・上記を全国民にポポポポーンの洗脳レベルで周知する
って状況にならなきゃ全員は救えないと思う
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@monchan_2nd
@ninpkaraikuji
どこの国だったか忘れたけど、父親の可能性がある男性に父親義務が課せられて、養育費の支払いは強制。
それが嫌な場合はDNA鑑定を受ける権利がある。DNA鑑定を拒否した場合も父親認定。
どこの国だっけ……なんか前バズってたよね。もうそれで良くない？って思うんだけど
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@hiroyzero
配達員さんに、無言でオートロック解除か。なんか社会の闇を感じるな
郵便屋さんとか宅配の配達員さんとか、社会のインフラ支えてる人らに感謝の心なくなったら、そこらへんの国と一緒やん
日本人としてもプライドないんか
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My mother taught me everything
except how to live without her.
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@kana_xiao
>始めは「ただの飲み会」としか伝えず、その段階で小沢一敬が「VIPが来るから絶対にドタキャンするな」と念押ししている。そして飲み会の直前に「カメラ避け」を言い訳に場所をホテルに変更。
サシのお誘いだったらわかるやろと思うけど、仕事上断れない立場&⬆️の状況で被害者責めるのはおかしいよ…
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@ToshihikoOgata
#日テレ には、ドラマ原作著者、芦原妃名子さんの急逝について、「放送局としての説明責任」があると思う。
ホトボリが冷めるまで待つような”臭い物に蓋”的態度は、あまりにも不誠実。大切な命を失意のうちに絶った人がいる。その原因に強く関わる ＃日本テレビ 組織は、真摯に向き合う義務がある。
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Imagine a nikkah with your crush in holy month of Ramzan❤️
Just imagine🙊
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When your brother who sleeps all day, comments on the iftari made by you
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Uncle: Engineering complete hogi?
Me: g
Uncle: agy kia krna ha?
Me: Bs uncle, part-time qasai ki job k liye apply kr dia ha 😅
#EidAlAdha
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@sato__michiko
公園で出産して遺棄とか年に数回報道されてきて、その度に「逮捕ではなく保護でしょう！」「保護する行政の仕組みを作れよ」と思ったが、何一つ変わらない状況に言葉も無いな。😓
少子化対策云々で大風呂敷を広げる前に、どんな境遇であっても安心して出産子育てできる国にすべきだと思うよね。🤔
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@yutuki369
かわいいってベタ褒めしてる人たちは「努力」を褒めてる人もいると思ってる。
「頑張っててすごい」って言ったら完全に嫌味だから、本人が欲しいであろう「かわいい」を言ってる、みたいな。
それを鵜呑みにして「これがかわいいなんだ！」って思う子もいる。
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Now a days
Library of my university is filled with more couples than books.🙈😂
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"skipping meal" is the pakistani way of show narazgi
to our family 🙈
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Area names in islamabad
-Jinnah Super
-G-8/4
-Blue Area
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Area names in karachi:
-Machar colony
-Katti pahari
-perfume chowk😂
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GF : pta ha, Mama ny aj mujy ap k sath Gari ma dekh lia
BF : what? 😱 phr kia howa?
GF : Menay bhe Mama ko kah dia, " creem" wala ha 😎😂
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I went to University with no pen and I came back with 10 pens.😅😅
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customer: i want to buy a ladies watch
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shopkeeper: sir, wife k liye chahiyee ya branded dekhao?
😂🙈
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I think wedding cards should come up with a brief menu of the dishes so that we can decide whether to attend it or not 😂
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The School Memory
When we read kitabcha ( کتابچہ ) as
"kutta bacha ". 🙈😂
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*Husband/wife fighting*
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Husband: Kutti
Wife: Kutta
Kid: tay fir ma tommy 🐶
😂
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Life of a last child:
-Born
-Tum chup karo tumhe kuch ni pata
-Tum jitne ho utne hi raho
-Death.
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@RisaRisakokko
「レイプされたら、シャワー浴びたり着替えたりせず這ってでも病院に行かなきゃ訴えられなくなるかもしれない」って文を「証拠が無くてもレイプ犯を捕まえろ‼️」って主張��と考えてリプとか引用してくる人が何人かいるけど、全然関係ない話を自分への悪口だと思って怒ったりしてそう（ちくちく言葉）
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-lucky
-Bohat hi lucky
-jin k cousins hi un k bestie hotay ha❤️😍
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My Laptop = Dual core
My Phone = Quad Core
My Friends = Haramcore
😅
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Interviewer : why should we hire you?
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Me : Ab ghr walo sa paisy ni mangy jaty😣
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Type of doctor
1) Physician
2)Surgeon
3)" Baby meray sir ma pain ho raha"
*Umaaah😘, Ab a gya aram*?
😂😬🔫
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People buying clothes
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-color, style, collar, fitting
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Me buying clothes:
-press to ni krna pary ga?
Done..😄
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White people: Be Humble, say something nice
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Pakistani's: Shakal achi ni ha tu banda baat
hi achi kr le 😂
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Koi DOCTOR Science parhe bina Doctor bn Sakta hai?
Nhe na?
To
Sochiye K
Hm QURAN or NAMAZ parhe Bina MUSALMAN kesy Banain Gy?
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Pakistan: The Only Country Where Distance Measured In Minutes...
Kitni dur ho ?
Bas 10 Minute 😂
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She: Mera Bag 4000 ka ha, shoes 3000 k
or suit 7000 ka ha
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Me: Bs kr bhen, sir pa dupatta kr lo
5 rupay wali poni nazar a rai ha 😂
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*In Mandi*
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Boys:
-Sahiwal ka hai ya fateh jang ka?
-final kitna kro gy??
-2 daant hai?
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Girls:
Yeh maarta tu nai hy?
😂
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Life of women:
-Born
-papa, paisy day dain
-suniyee, Paisy day dain
-Beta, paisy day doo
-Death😅😂
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Sari Duniya k Saray Log Tujhy Apny Faidy k Liye Chahty Hen.
Sirf ek Tera Rab Hi Hy jo Tujhy Tere Faidy K Liye Chahta Hy.
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Just imagine
Jis pa apka crush ho usi sa apk ghar walay arrange marriage karwa dy, just imagine 😍🙊
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Expectations after Exams:
Ghoomein gy
Diet plan hoga
Healthy routine
Reality:
Use mobile , charge mobile
Sojao, uth jao , phr sojao
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Introducing Bestie's
girls:
Meet my bestie,bf my love, Jaan😍
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Boys:
Meet this kutta
"Harami, The Most Begerat person on earth
mera jiggar"😂
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*If faecbook exists in 1947*
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Urdu point: Is Post ko itna share kry k Angraiz ya
mulk chor k bhag jayee
🙈😂😂
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One of the saddest things about ending a relationship is losing your best friend😞
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There are two types of people
1) People who shower for 3 minutes
2) People who shower for 3 hours
🙈😂
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Agr 100 rupe ghum ho jaye tu Dukh nhe hota
But Agr 20 Rupay ka Balance idher udher ho jaye
tu Dil khoon k ansoo roota ha 😂📱😅
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Me : ak kam karogi...
She : yes ..say?
Me : But apki profile ma likha ha
" I dont work i'm a princess" 😂
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Imagine this eid your crush qurban his/her ego and propose you❤️ just imagine 😍
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She : hey
He : Hellow
She : How are you?
He : m good sister
Moral : Moral voral kuch ni,
Larki khas ni thi ,😂
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Sir mera friend 3 din sa laptaa ha
Inspector :- last time usy kaha dekha tha.
Me :- whatsapp par 3 din phelay... 😂
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Other Countries:
oh! look a cute dog...!!!
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pakistan :
oye dekh ,tera bahi ja raha ha 😂
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Kuch log answer na aty howay bhe hath utha letay ha k teacher question hi na pouch ly
🙊😂
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Teacher : Urdu ma translate kro
" Dear, look at the girl, she is beautiful "
studend : Jani bachi check kr ... tabahi ha tabahi 😋😋😜😜😜
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Exam hall ma time ka pta hi ni chalta
Abhe banda apna Name hi likhta ha tu 30 min guzar jatay ha😕
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People my Age:
traveling,University, Job, geeting married
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Me:
ya Allah, 6,5 a jye.. iski paki goti mar do
😂
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University se degree le kr to sb nikaltey hein..
Baat to tb h jb rishta le k niklo 🙈😂
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Mom : jab susral jao gi tu dimagh thikanay a jaye ga
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She : kiska? Mera ya susral walo ka?
😂
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*Didn't study*
Mom : Nikamay hi rehna
*Study whole day*
Mom : Hum pay Ehsan kia parh k?😌
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White people : shuttlecock
Pakistani : chirri phenk idher, chirri
😂😂😂😂
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*Gym Motivation*
Other:
Yoo Bro!! You can do it
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Pakistanis:
itni body sa kam ni chly ga
Amna ko set krna ha na tu
shabash, ik or set lga 😂
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