Dan Ilic
@danilic
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Investigative Humourist. Showrunner. Host @arationalfear podcast. Winner Best Comedy Podcast 2020,2021,2022,2023
Gadigal country. Bondi Beach.
Joined July 2008
From friend in UK "the first 10 minutes of the BBCs 9pm news tonight was dedicated to Australia’s appalling commitment to climate change".
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I got 46 for my ATAR but donated $6000 to the Liberal Party and now I have a $1.4bn contract to provide pencils to the Nauru Detention Centre.
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Scott Morrison can't accept Barnaby Joyce's resignation — BECAUSE BARNABY ISN'T IN THE LIBERAL PARTY!!!!.
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Susan Ley literally flew around the world to convince UNESCO members to vote to not put the reef on the endangered list.
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Warringah residents should vote for Gladys Berejiklian if they want meaningful action on Gun Clubs in Wagga Wagga.
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3 Billboards Paid For In Glasgow. (2 are powered by 100% solar).
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Just a reminder when AGL was planning on going carbon free in 2016 — Josh Frydenberg called and bullied the board of directors and the CEO — they all quit under duress and a coal friendly board was installed.
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As a Lebanese Australian I think it's important for me to say Scott Morrison is a lying psychopath and should be in jail for climate crimes.
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We're at that part in the movie when the scientists are ignored again aren't we? #NSWlockdown.
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Just a reminder at the start of the pandemic @ScottMorrisonMP formed the National COVID19 Coordination Committee made up of his fossil fuel donor friends to strategise how to manage this highly infectious respiratory virus — their answer was to BUILD A GAS PIPELINE.
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Just signed a contract for my next billboard — in Barnaby Joyce's electorate.
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As most of the country is in lockdown — let's remember that back in 2020 @ScottMorrisonMP set up the National COVID19 Coordination Committee that spent 6 months deciding the best course of action to beat COVID19 was a Gas Pipeline.
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Look, I'm not saying that shaming the Prime Minister on the world's most prominent billboard about his lack of climate action made him announce just now that he's going to COP26 — but I'm also not, not saying that. #JokeKeeper.
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Scott Morrison is going to be a great coal company board chair in 7 months.
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Today @BridgetArcherMP has done an incredibly brave thing — advocating for more accountability in federal parliament against her party's lines. Thanks Bridget, you've shown more leadership today than your Prime Minister has shown in 3 years.
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The government today will tell you that they are spending billions of dollars on the reef. As if something magical you can buy from the shops will stop coral bleaching other than a drastic reduction in emissions.
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Been in power since 2013. Paris was in 2015. Glasgow is in 20 days . And the Government hasn't designed a emissions target yet — . WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME @ScottMorrisonMP. #insiders.
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If Djokovic wanted special treatment he should have been a board director at a fossil fuel company.
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Thanks to my close personal friend @jaketapper —.
“We have to drag our leaders to lead us,” comedian and podcaster Dan Ilic says about crowdfunding a Times Square billboard calling out lawmakers’ inaction on climate change.
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Australia is a lucky country run mainly by second rate people who share its luck. It lives on other people's ideas, and, although its ordinary people are adaptable, most of its leaders so lack curiosity about the events that surround them that they are often taken by surprise.
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I'm so oppressed after getting double vaxxed — I'm now obligated to go to every social event.
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No voter after No wins:. "Thank goodness — the gap is still there — and growing —phew — I'm glad I took the opportunity to wilfully make life worse for people I'll never meet".
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5¢ per kilowatt hour: Rooftop Solar. 21¢ per kilowatt hour: Coal. Don't listen to The Daily Telegraph or The Australian.
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Djokovic's Vax stance is the reason my cousins refuse vaccination.
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Hang on. you mean no one that went to uni with PVO is in Parliament?.
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He told me Mansus island was closed. I had been there the week before. it wasn't. When I suggested Net Zero targets he said it was impossible. I can't wait to vote him out tomorrow.
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Some personal news:.I've signed a 24 month contract with @SkyNewsAust to pretend to be Alan Jones to de-radicalise boomers and encourage them to believe in climate change.
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If I broke my arm I'd have a more interesting cast.
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We need a photo op that proves he's NOT a psycho. and I can't stress this enough. NOT a psycho. okay?.
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Seriously @AustralianLabor are not going to get this much political cover ever again — the LNP is decimated — they can just do the right thing — close Nauru.
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The LNP are pretending to be green because they know they'll lose if they don't.
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Remember when 2 people died in Sydney at night 6 months apart and they made everyone go to bed at 9pm (except if you wanted to go to the casino).
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Of course it's going to be a May election, because, without fail Scott Morrison mires in indecision until the march of time forces a decision upon him — an ideology known as the "Engadine Doctrine".
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I was in tears Friday night writing to friends overseas — worried that Australia wouldn't put climate first — today I haven't stopped smiling since 8pm 💚💚💚.
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Personally I'm looking forward to Scott Morrison working in the private sector because then at least he'll be held accountable by HR.
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So far as I can tell, every major news outlet in the country has covered #JokeKeeper billboards — except for Nine's metro mastheads @smh and @theage.
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The coalition strategy of defunding everything then promising to refund it in a pre-election budget is tiresome gaslighting — and puts lives and livelihoods at risk.
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I have a wife, daughters and a widowed mother. and that's why I covered up the sexual assault of a staffer with the help of my mates. many of whom are women too.
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If only the National COVID19 Coordination Committee recommended dedicated quarantine facilities and not A GAS PIPELINE.
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This government doesn't work for you. they work for fossil fuel companies.
Scott Morrison boasting about the speed with which he and Minister Keith Pitt organised the 70,000 tonnes of coal for Ukraine. Interestingly, Australia didn't see that same speed during the floods, fires, pandemic, etc but when it comes to coal, phones are picked up. #auspol
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You're welcome Australia — I got us to 80% vaccination rate all by myself. How good is that?.
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Good to see @JohnBarilaroMP at today's press conference to give us an update on the numbers of COVID-19 breaches from his family — #nswcovid19
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If I told these Q-anon protesters in Canberra that our government is owned wholly by the fossil fuel industry who is slowly destroying their lives and stealing their wealth into the pockets of a few foreign oligarchs — they'd call me crazy.
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The best things in life are free like gas-fired power plants and nuclear submarines.
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The next Australian federal election will be one of the most critical in the World's history — it will define how many gigatons of carbon will be prevented from being moved from the earth to the sky.
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The Optus hackers are asking for $1m — which can only mean that they're from 1990.
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Lol Stan Grant's conflation of "Trump" supporters detached from reality with "Teal" voters who sought to be represented by reasonable people who believe in science.
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I made a decision in 2019 to use all the personal power and influence I had to fight for more climate action from our leaders. I encourage you to talk to your friends, family and work colleagues to do the same. In 25 days don't vote for fossil fools.
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Just paid for Glasgow's first billboard — thanks everyone! WILD!.
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I'm extremely depressed of the inability of our leaders to meet the moment, time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.and time,.again.
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Look. I'm not an expert. but next time there's a global health crisis maybe put a committee of health people in charge rather than fossil fuel executives.
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Step 2) .Now we have to teach people in Glasgow a new slogan — We Meet and Beat because we CHEAT: #JokeKeeper
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For the first time in years Australia has a pavilion at COP. There's a lonely coffee machine and flat screen TVs that don't work —. Technology paid for by our taxes. Positive Energy -."The Australian Way"
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I think I speak for the majority of the 92.43% of Australians when I say: Where's my vaccine Scomo?.
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Uh oh one of our Glasgow Billboards has been banned — this one designed by a major #JokeKeepr donor.
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We're taking over the BIGGEST billboard in Times Square! (For 10min).#JokeKeeper.EVENT: CAMPAIGN:
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Australia — thanks for doing great work last week. I've had a week of laughing with relief all week.
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Announcing funding to save the reef is just like announcing a brand new commuter car park in Kooyong That will never be built.
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Dutton: Removing Charles from $5 note is an attack on our society. When Dutton was in government: Robodebt.
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I went through the process of turning 40 today — with the help of a few mates. 🎉😎🥳
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Imagine if your boss was guilty of abusing someone on your staff and decided to keep working for 6 more months because there's no HR department.
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The bully after he's just punched you for your lunch money and a teacher walks by —
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