Dan The Stranger
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🎤 Stand-up comedian, screenwriter 🇺🇦 Left Russia and started over 🐶 3 dogs
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Why do Russians use a single bracket instead of a proper smiley
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My German neighbors watching if I sort my garbage correctly
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Kids didn't know they were Russian until Putin met them at the airport and said, "Buenas noches."
A new nightmare for every kid in the world unlocked
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"Of course you can talk to this cop, he won't beat you to death"
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Watching a spy movie when you have a “bad” passport
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A hotel room for people who are close, but not too close / Chairs to discuss your complicated relationship
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Next time I feel stupid, I'll remember that this dude was looking for Jews in an airplane turbine.
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Watched the first cutscene in a Hideo Kojima game
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@maxseddon
I googled ‘30 stone how much in kilos’ as it was the only thing that seemed weird
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@TheCinesthetic
They look like they're about to put on the worst performance in the history of student theater.
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Explaining Russia to your foreign friends. Carpets on the walls
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I will never fly with Ryanair again
I will never fly with Ryanair again
I will never fly with Ryanair again
I will never fly with Ryanair again
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Yes, Russia did a horrible thing. But I hope one day we will deserve at least a chance to do something good. We will be Louis CK of countries.
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I've spent a lot of time chatting with people from different countries, learning about their daily lives and laws. In the end, I realized I don't really want to live anywhere at all.
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"nuclear war regular war renewal of residence permit taxes I haven't been to the dentist in two years I should get a gastroscopy I haven't called my mother in a long time the dog threw up again this movie just came out and people will not get this meme"
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A man exists in two states
1. He has a lot of socks
2. He’s out of socks
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I use Duolingo to learn German
(actually, I don't, because I'm switching to Barcelona and Babbel)
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Olympics News:
* Korean athlete looks like an anime character
* Turkish shooter is pretty chill and loves cats
* Italian gymnast is sponsored by cheese
* Someone won a medal, whatever
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I see a guy checking his Insta on a FlixBus, and he has 564k followers. So, even on THAT level it’s still FlixBus. I’m doomed.
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I have a social battery of an iPhone 11. I’m fun for 30 minutes, and then I need to sit against the wall.
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As a Russian, I really enjoyed the new Indiana Jones.
An old fart obsessed with Nazis can’t just retire
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Explaining Russia to my foreign friends: holodets
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American media are like
TRUMP SMILED
TAYLOR SWIFT WENT TO SEE A GAME
the world is fucked beyond repair
BEST AIR PURIFIERS OF 2024
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'PC Games' stand in a Berlin store is the most German thing I've seen.
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@nypost
they used to print her predictions in post-soviet newspapers for idiots. Glad she's gone international
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This is the most accurate description of a career in stand-up
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"Be yourself," "Just try to enjoy it," "Trust the process," and other creative advice from people who live in their own apartments.
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