Had a good time at the browns season ticket member field day. Unfortunately my 6.45 40 time wasn't impressive enough to catch the eye of any members of the browns organization 😅
I've made a lot of questionable decisions in my life. None more questionable than driving a complete stranger home who was knocking on my door at 1a.m.
Last year a girl told me she thought I was the biggest douchebag she ever met. At first I thought she was crazy but I'm starting to think she was right
Morgan Wallen at the Cleveland concert "I watched your football team the other night, I know better than to mess with you. Ain't no helmets up here though"