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Podcaster | Freelance Football Writer | @BeTheBestVY On @Spotify + @ApplePodcasts | #LTV Live On @YouTube + @X | Regular On @ThatsTVCumbria | @TheDeckUK Writer |

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Hey everyone. I just wanted to let you know in September I’ll be walking 60 miles to raise money for the amazing charity @MindCharity . It’s a cause really close to my heart as someone who has struggled mentally for a long time. The people at Mind do amazing work every single day
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What a picture. Your legend will live forever Sir Bobby Charlton. 🙏🏻❤️
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If Greenwood comes back I will no longer be associating myself with the club. Morals over money not the other way round. Any other walk if life Greenwood would be in jail and deserves to be. That’s the last I have to say on the matter. #GreenwoodOut
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Good morning everyone! Happy weekend! My thought for today is this…..👇🏻 I hope you all have an amazing weekend! 🙏🏻💛
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@JayMotty Because all he done for most the interview was sit and giggle like a teenage girl on a date with him.
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@cambridgeunion @MvG180 @OfficialPDC Such a blatant attempt to get the badge in 😂😂
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Just wanted to have my say on this man, Kieran McKenna. Certain parts of the #MUFC fan base labelled him not a good coach and he got thrown under the “PE teacher” narrative with Ole. He left with Ole, he dropped to League One, took over Ipswich, got them promoted and not only
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#LTV will be live tomorrow with our review and reactions to this weekends #LeagueTwo games and the reaction to Paul Simpson losing his job tonight. Come and join us at 12 o’clock tomorrow please! 👇🏻🔗🎙️💙👇🏻
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Listening to Lineker and co sucking England off at half time because they’ve been SLIGHTLY better than the Slovakia game. Hilarious. Nothing at all to do with the fact he got called out for criticising them. Nothing at all. We see you all. #Euro2024
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Very well deserved! 👏🏻👏🏻
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Our first Player of the Month this season 🇨🇮🏆 🌟 @AmadDiallo_19 #MUFC
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This is what it means. I’ve been this kid and I still am at heart when it comes to the club I love! 🇾🇪❤️ #MUFC #FACup
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Rashford is stealing a fucking wage at this club. Never seen a more overhyped media darling that nobody dare say a word about in my life. He thinks he’s Ronaldo but he’s closer to Danny Welbeck and that’s being harsh on Welbeck. On ridiculous money and doesn’t even try. #MUFC
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Wednesday are my dark horses to do well next season! Great manager and the momentum of their finish to last season to build on as well.
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🦉 Is there a Championship team with a more positive fanbase than Sheffield Wednesday at the moment? Danny Rohl contract extension ✅ New contracts for key players ✅ 5 new signings already ✅ #swfc
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Rest Easy legend! 🙏🏻🇾🇪❤️
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Well today is a big day for my family. My wonderful, strong and brave Mum starts her chemotherapy treatment. We know it can’t be a cured but we’ve been told the treatment can stop the spread, limit the damage and give her the best chance of living her best quality life for a long
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Rodney’s best line hands down! 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻 @OnlyFoolsLines @onlyfoolsnews @foolshorses_
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@_The72 The media do this, put us at a disadvantage then when we lose rip them all apart for weeks on end.
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Can’t even believe this is a debate tbh but nevertheless… “Give me 10 planks of wood and Zidane and I’ll win us the champions league!” - Sir Alex Ferguson. End of.
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Both in their prime. Who you going for?
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Michael Oliver making it all about him already. #Euro2024
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@utdreport @B_Fernandes8 I would’ve said yes 6 months ago but Casemiro now. Revolutionised this team!
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Good morning all. Such a poignant day 6th February. The landscape and fabric of our football club changed on this day in 1958. Today and always we will remember them! 🌹🇾🇪❤️ #BusbyBabes #FlowersOfManchester #MUFC
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This goes to any disgruntled Manchester United fans. It’s never too late to join the best way to protest and that is - @FCUnitedMcr best decision I ever made and haven’t looked back since! Our new season starts on Saturday at home to Atherton. Hopefully see lots of fans there!🇾🇪
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Big day. My Mum has her biopsy today to find out which stage her cancer is at and which chemotherapy is the right one for her. We know it can’t be cured but just to give us as much time as possible together as a family is our hope. Keep us in your thoughts and prayers please!🙏🏻❤️
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@JayMotty Harry Maguire.
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Lovely touch from the club. Let’s put a performance in and a get a result that would make the great man proud! RIP Sir Bobby Charlton! 🙏🏻🇾🇪❤️ #MUFC
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Thank you for everything, Sir Bobby Charlton may you rest in peace. 🙏🏻
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@LFCLaurie @DavidElliott720 You weren't even in it last season 😂😂
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Well today is a big day for us. It is my Mum’s last day of chemotherapy today before a 3 month treatment break, we’ve got scan results coming and are hoping for the tumour to have shrunk and no spread as that’s the best possible outcome for this situation. Please think positive
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@AlternativeMUFC The Portuguese music getting cut off when Dalot missed was genius! 😂😂
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@chris_kammy @JeffStelling He’s the GOAT. Nobody will ever be able to do the job he has all these years. Truly remarkable.
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3 months without a bet. Never thought this could’ve been possible. Taking each day at a time but feeling stronger with every day! A special thank you to my family for having my back with everything and thank you for the kind words my friends on Twitter have gave me as well! 💚💚
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6 weeks free from gambling! Love these little notifications I get to tell me how I’m doing! 💚
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@tomhwilliams23 Vassell falls over his own feet. Never a foul.
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@centredevils ETH will want to win every game and I understand that but if it was me I’d play the kids against Barca both legs. Only need Europa to qualify for the champions league and we look like we are going to do that anyway. Beat Leicester and win the cup final.
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@jackkenmare_ One of the best examples of a “streets will never forget” player. What a left foot he had! 🔥
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Fed up of these rumours of other managers. Yes he has his faults but let’s get behind the manager!! We’ve still got the FA Cup to play for this season. Let’s focus on the positives. Wembley to look forward to and hopefully another trophy!! BACK THE MANAGER!! #MUFC #TenHag 🇾🇪❤️
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@PolitlcsUK His hairdresser needs sacked not knighted 😂
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Peter Kay is the best comedian of a generation if not ever. Iconic adverts! 👏🏻❤️
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Top Bombing! #JohnSmithsAds
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Regarding Sancho: If I see one person blaming Ten Hag for how he’s dealt with him or backing Sancho for leaving you’ll be getting blocked. Ten Hag gave the guy 3 months off to help his mental health and he related him by putting out a statement on social media calling him a liar.
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@MufcWonItAll @ManUtd The amount of YES votes is seriously worrying. We all heard the recording and seen the evidence. Just because the case has been dropped doesn’t mean he’s innocent.
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Great response to going behind! Come on!!
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INSTANT RESPONSE. DAVIESSSSS!
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@AlternativeMUFC If the pastor hasn’t rifled one in to the top tier is it even a Thursday night 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
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Big day today!! Let’s get these parasites out of our club for good!! 🔰🔰🔰🔰 #GlazersOut #FullSaleOnly
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The best TV show in history! 🐐❤️ @foolshorses_ @OnlyFoolsLines @onlyfoolsnews
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What’s everyone’s takes on the Rashford situation? Call me crazy but in any job if you don’t turn up for work because you’re hungover you’re going to be on a frosty ground with your boss are you not? #MUFC
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Nice to see Jones in to give us a different dimension in attack. I still think Armstrong should be starting though. Come on blues! 🙏🏻💙 #CUFC
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⚔️ Your Blues for today's clash at BP. Team news sponsored by @StanwixPark .
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When Ten Hag goes and I do think it’s a matter of when make no mistake about it if we don’t get rid of at least half of this squad as well we have learned nothing and will certainly be back here in a couple of years time with the usual suspects throwing yet another manager under
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@WrestleClips Here comes the pain is the best of the lot.
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@SGWeek This is a terrible image. 80% roulette wheel 20% about safer gambling. Not good.
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Happy 60th birthday to the greatest goalkeeper I’ve ever seen @Pschmeichel1 you were colossal, a leader, a true warrior and the first goalkeeper i had ever seen make saves that left me in shock. What a player, what a man and what an absolute legend. 🇾🇪❤️🇩🇰 #MUFC
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🐐🐐🙏🏻❤️ #RIPSirBobbyCharlton
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Got through my first full weekend without having a bet. A week in total as of tonight. So happy. Thank you @gambanapp it’s an absolute god send! Thank you to my family for their support as well. Would be lost without them. Long way to go but it’s a start! 💪🏻❤️
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@NTLCWWEThemes How “Nicky” recovered from this and has had the career he has is nothing short of remarkable and a testament to the talent of @HEELZiggler 👏🏻
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“Mum was a fan.” “Who? Charlton Heston?” “No Charlton Athletic!” 👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂
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Do you Cassandra, take Rodney Charlton Trotter…
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@SkySportsPL But I thought he was the best defender ever a year ago?? 😂😂😂
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The first picture is a man I do not recognise, he was in debt, lying to himself and his loved ones about his addiction, he was drinking excessivley, he was depressed and seizures were out of control. The second picture is me now on the journey to being the best version of myself.
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The best belt we’ve ever seen!! 😍
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Eriksen for me was for me reason our midfield looked more composed on the ball last night. Having him instead of McTominay makes such a difference in terms of possession and keeping the ball. A very solid return to the team! #MUFC
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The guy on the left was a heavy drinker, selfish, addicted to gambling and most of all in denial about it all. The guy on the right I would like to say has his shit together but I would be lying BUT he hasn’t had a drink since 2016, he hasn’t gambled in nearly 16 months and
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@UKBackintheDay2 Set you free - N Trance
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This beautiful bald man is the best thing to happen to our club in decades. A special man and a top class manager!! ♥️🇾🇪🇳🇱👨🏻‍🦲 #MUFC #ETH #UEL
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Well I’ve just finished watching this masterpiece. I don’t really have many words to describe how amazing this was. The greatest club side I’ve ever witnessed. I’m so honoured that I got to live this experience at 10 years old. I have so many great memories supporting this club
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Good morning everyone. Hope you all had a great weekend. Today is a big day for our family. We get the results of my mum’s scans to see if the chemotherapy has worked and what our next steps are in her treatment. Think positive for us please! 🙏🏻❤️ Have a great day everyone! 🫶🏻
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@officialcufc Really thought Senior had done enough to get a new deal. Apart from that pretty much as expected.
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7 weeks ago today since I decided to stop gambling. It’s been a bumpy road but I’m getting there. It’s honestly transformed my life. I have much clearer and positive outlook on life now. I’ve got a lot more money and a lot more time to do the things I enjoy and spend time with
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My new favourite flag! @FCUnitedMcr @nreno1977 👏🏻🔥🇲🇨
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Danny Murphy on commentary…. #FACup #MUFC
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Excellent appointment for Barnsley. They’ll be in the promotion race next season no doubt in my mind.
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🚨 Darrell Clarke is set to be named as the new Barnsley manager. The managerial merry go round is well and truly underway…
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Kobbie Mainoo at his age to come in to this United side and look a different level to any of the other midfielders is incredible, he’s so good on the ball, solid in the tackle and very composed. He was good again last night. Hopefully we can see more of him and Eriksen. #MUFC
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What’s everyone’s opinions on this? I think I agree about tomorrow’s game with Paul Merson. It’s a job defining match in my opinion. Nothing against them but if Coventry beat us tomorrow then half them players and the manager should be walking home. #MUFC
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Right! Having slept on the result and reading what I’ve seen on here I’m getting the vibe a lot of people are turning on Ten Hag now. I would ask you to look at the bigger picture if you are Ten Hag out. What next if we sack him? We won’t be challenging for trophies anytime soon,
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@theedgar501 I think once you wrap up the Luxembourg open you’ll be a sure thing Matt 🎯😜
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@Positive_Call Removed a toxic environment and toxic people. Cut them off instantly. Worked wonders.
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I keep this picture on my phone to remind myself of the dark place I was in, my seizures were out of control and the injuries I was sustaining nearly broke me and could’ve ended my life. Now 17 months to the day since my last seizure I’m here to say it DOES GET BETTER!💜 #Epilepsy
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@SkyBetLeagueTwo George Byers - Port Vale Charlie Wyke - Carlisle United Joe Sbarra - Doncaster Rovers
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@_The72 Michael Bridges for Carlisle was an absolute baller!
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@campbellclaret The most corrupt government we’ve ever seen and the media are in their pocket.
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The first picture is of me in 2022, I was having multiple seizures, injuring myself and having a real tough time processing it all mentally. I was first diagnosed with epilepsy when I was 7 years old and it turned my life upside down, I felt like nobody really understood what I
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Today’s appointment wasn’t what we hoped for. The chemotherapy hasn’t worked to the best we’d hoped for so now we have to look at alternative treatments. We have options but it’s all very uncertain right now. We don’t know what to do for the best. So I’m just going to take a
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I spoke to my dad last night. He has supported @ManUtd since the late 60s. He has seen us be relegated and he said this is the worse crop of players he’s ever seen. Over paid, entitled, over hyped bunch of bluffers and you know what he’s not wrong. #MUFC
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Simmo. The greatest manager Carlisle United have ever had in my lifetime!! 🤴🏻💙
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Good morning @FCUnitedMcr fans. Good result last night and a special good morning to @ReganLinney1 what a player! 20 goals for the season and we are only in January!! 👏🏻🔥🇾🇪
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Until he resurrects Carlisle United from nowhere and gets them promoted in two different spells he’s not my 🐐 this man is….
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Is Pep Guardiola the greatest manager of all time? 🐐
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@NTLCWWEThemes When you order American Bad Ass Taker off wish…😂😂
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We will remember them. The flowers of Manchester. Without their contributions this club we love would not be what it is today! 🇾🇪♥️
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@AlternativeMUFC Ally McCoist is one of the best around. Talks about the game like he’s down the pub with his mates as well no fancy terms to try and impress people.
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Not only was he the funniest character but for me he was by far the most relatable. Always cracking jokes especially in uncomfortable situations is my thing as well, lack of success with women is also me and an enjoyment of Lionel Ritchie also very me. Thank you for the memories!
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Why are nobody in the media talking about how none of what we’ve been told by the police makes sense? Why are the police so adamant there is no third party involved? Why so sure she fell in the water when there’s no evidence to suggest that? I’m so confused. #NicolaBulley
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This is my last picture. A very fitting one in my opinion. Thank you for everything Sir Bobby Charlton. As a club we are forever grateful to you and your memory will live on forever! 🙏🏻❤️ #RIPSirBobbyCharlton #MUFC
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Sending all my prayers to Tom Lockyer right now. A really worrying situation and even more so as It’s the second time it’s happened to him. 🙏🏻❤️
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4 months without a bet. Never been in a more positive head space than the one I’m in right now. Onwards and upwards! #BeTheBestVersionOfYourself 💪🏻🙏🏻🎙️💚💜 #GamblingHarm #GamblingReform
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Wow! If I put a tenner on that I’ll get…… a big fat zero back!
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After thrashing Liverpool 4-0 to secure the mighty Bangkok Century Cup, will Man United thrive under Erik ten Hag in the Premier League next season? 👀
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11 months and 8 days since I quit gambling, some days are harder than others but I can honestly say from day 1 I never thought I’d get this far and I’m more determined than ever to get to my year milestone in a few weeks time. Saying all that I’m well aware that you can’t look
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@mje22 I can’t understand how people are backing him after seeing the evidence tbh. The club have a lot to answer for by the way they’ve handled it as well. Sad that it’s come to this but that’s the state football and man United are these days it’s all about money and nothing else.
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@markgoldbridge Good answer. Pundit neither 👌🏻
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Since January 2023 Paul Simpson’s Carlisle United have won 18 games from a possible 71 games (excluding play offs and cup games). 10 of those 18 were before May 2023. So in over a year we have won 8 games. Regardless of who the manager is and who the club are this is a sackable
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@RooVanMataZaj We are back and the media are hating it. Things are finally getting back to how it should be. It was always like this in the Fergie days.
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@englandcricket Stokes blew it and he knew it. Written all over his face.
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