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@ThatsLudaChriss Any man that calls a woman ugly in 2023 (unless it behavior based) has been hurt and is just lashing out. 😂😂.
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@lanifeli_ @kaylanegs Some people just speak the same language 🤷🏾‍♂️.
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@T_mka_ It was big compared to how women were naturally built. We all look back and adjust what we consider big based on today’s standards because thickness is celebrated and accessible to anyone who has excess fat hanging around.
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@_SayLee 😂😂😂😂…. This man just stomped on your date. Ain’t no rules to dates… if you can have a date on blanket in a grass field, then you can have one in a car too 😂😂😂😂.
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@JaleelSpeaqs People weird af. This is his blood. People be standing by they family who be cold blooded murderers and y'all expect this man to turn his back on his innocent child?.
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@cannafitqueen @YungBanan Delete this now as well.
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@gangstaszn @TRIGGARP That booty thigh ratio tho. let me replay it again to verify 🤔👀👀.
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@vhowa @vipismythrone @sabss_a Baby girl slow 🤣.
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@wavydimples @raphousetv2 This ain’t Indiana Jones 😂😂😂.
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@StreetsyB @vanessavaleron Good for her but fire that photographer.
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@TuEsBelle_Tee @ellebvrn Spongebob been carrying us all for 22 years
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@nikkitoliver_ For real. these fake af. If you ugly, you ugly. 😂😂😂.
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@raphousetv2 Just say a man is charged with killing his brother. All the extra was unnecessary.
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@cannafitqueen @YungBanan @WNBA Me supporting the WNBA and me supporting your tweet are two different things. I played ball. Hoop is genderless for me. Period. I’ll keep my header, thank you very much.
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@NFL_DovKleiman Richard is sensitive. Always has been. We all knew this wouldn’t last.
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@thatdamnbrook @shannonsharpeee You said it in a sentence and he said it in 90 seconds but never really said it but we understood it because we wanted him to makes sense when he really was just rambling and making unnecessary gestures. Real spill 🤦🏾‍♂️.
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@1cmj___ @willis_cj Let me come downstairs and find anyone touching my mama. shiiiiiit.
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@Slime_Sinatra @Blamskii2x @badgyallgigi Jesus be checking tweets… you gonna regret this one
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@whasup_doc But who really ever gives a honest answer, and more importantly who really wants to know the truth truth.
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@Go__homeroger Did he really get beat up tho 😂😂.
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@jiggyjayy2 Situational. Hotel suites are meant for certain occasions and Airbnb for other occasions. We prefer houses when over hotels when we doing group trips 🤷🏾‍♂️.
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@NeesieDoesiT @blvckcoupless I would hand that plate right back. We infuse are sauce with our noodles round here.
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@FTFonFS1 @getnickwright This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Jets are the only team that gets better here without giving up too much.
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@MistaOowl And she gonna just breeze on by like it was normal.
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@DMarsh72005 @mmmmfresh1 @closecalls7 🤣🤣🤣. you are never safe when you fall. Harnesses or not.
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@vanillaandtea Do not and I repeat do not go to India if you are a woman.
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@DrianneBelleza I am tired of y’all
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@LallyHaley @cozycarI @ArtfuIist Thank you. Hot garbage.
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@Levilabaybee @EasyIce_ Why does it matter what kind of car that man has…. 🤡.
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Have y'all seen Disney's animated Robin hood? This is the voice of the alligator that introduced the bow and arrow competition, "attention everyone!".
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Coach O interviews always incredible .
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@ealex__ This is the actual voice of the alligator from Disney's Robin hood.
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@m_motiv8er I'll never understand holding the camera during moments like this but I didn't grow up with camera phones. There are moments worth capturing and moments worth keeping naturally. To each their own.
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😂😂😂 at that :26 mark i lost it.
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Trump: “We won the election” . Biden:
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@StreetGatsby @KaputBen This is the dumbest explanation I could imagine.
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@RGIII @MsLaFitteTweets Meaning haters? The math ain’t mathin 🤔
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@LeCinephiles @eddieb2 Well that doesn’t make sense because infinity wars and end game was better in than black panther.
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@TheJordanL20 Escape is not an option
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@ImNoRoleModel That shit still corny.
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I sent my parents a text telling them I love them and my pops doubled back with a text that has me in tears. Love yours and if you have children, teach them that love is life.
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@marie2__3 I know no one wants to have the discussion but women know when that raw meat touches the interior. Just like men know when that condom breaks. That “I didn’t know” is a lie.
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@aaamonii @alleyesonbrie @SoberPowerTrip @yofav_baldie @Dilla_Soul You dead wrong for this 🤣. this man life is on the line.
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@DenimNRedWings That was an easy and efficient answer.
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@ThundaaaKatt We got to better as black men…. Y’all really in here either hurt or thirsty 😂😂😂.
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@morgzz23 This definitely ain’t it. Next will be some silly shit like you can’t wash the dishes with shoes on. 😂.
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@_OhAces @NattyMessiah He made this video in the park behind the house.
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@SNFonNBC @nbc @peacock Nobody worried about that sheet of plywood. All I see is Deadpool and wolverine.
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@Dreadz_n_Tatz She meant to say "potluck". easy mistake 😂.
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@broke_chico @DATBOIVIC 🤣🤣🤣 I hate you for this. them damn rings.
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@KalebEl10026604 @brutalfightz You clearly never been slammed on your back. You instantly loose a quarter of your energy bar. He looked visibly hurt when he stood.Up 😂😂.
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@KingJosiah54 I love this but I don’t needs these tears right now.
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@Tailoredfitatl @WatchTheAnkles @cannafitqueen @YungBanan @WNBA You and your buddy are dummies. If someone calls you ugly and you post pictures trying to prove you aren't. then how do you look? Her posting pics of female players, only proves his idiotic point. Happy Sunday tho 🤣.
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@FootballGirlAna This makes no sense at all.
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@hoopshype I respect those saying grant hill but mcgrady was in the conversation with Kobe even with the injuries.
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@BleacherReport @kylekuzma @jtylerconway His basketball IQ ain’t high enough to even understand what it takes to average 25 a night. This means you dropping 30+ regularly.
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@HaHaDavis She can't get any other lines 😂😂😂.
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@BleacherReport @Timberwolves Y’all used the term “straight comedy” too loosely. No laughter came from me.
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@AshleyShyMiller This will go down as an all time classic 😂🫡.
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@TayTayKuhn You sound hurt boo. Celebs get pussy thrown at them different. Let's not spread that poison to happy relationships elsewhere.
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@lefthandlolo @DEJOUNTRA3 Blacked didn’t help either. Just saying.
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@glossykayla @Les_Diabolique @T_mka_ It makes perfect sense. Curvy women weren’t celebrated or on tv before JLO made it popular. You must be young. I am not saying curvy women didn’t exist but their bodies were embraced by mainstream media like they are today.
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@xBenzyyx @alhema__ @StreetsyB @vanessavaleron Her and the child both look constipated.
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@_SayLee This is more opinion based that fact based. Red meat can be just as bad a pork. Moderation is key. Once you’ve cut meat out your diet, you realize how all of it is unnecessary. But bacon is here to stay for me 😂.
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@_SayLee Tradesmen like plumbers will always be of value and will continue to make money as inflation increases. People don’t get that.
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@TheNBACentral People putting lebron on the list of greatest Lakers is ridiculous. Yes he is a great player but his time as a Laker in no way should he defined as greatness.
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@dennis_k_g @BellyDGFam @HipHopDX This shit has me crying.
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@RegalCourtier7 You can’t answer this without grossly generalizing a group. IMO it’s about tolerance. bm often time choose based on tolerance because we have a tendency to go through a phase of doing dumb shit and bw are keen to that it and will let you know about yourself from the jump.
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@MsSellers2U @Menace2Anxiety_ You can say that either way. You can get married again but you can’t get your child back 🤷🏾‍♂️.
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@wordplay_kid26 No one has ever seen this commercial.
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@Tom_Flies @Dntcalmewhitgrl She leaves out. it ain't that bad when you ain't got shit to lose. Bird talk.
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@AmeenZayed12 @UncleDrewGB You win or lose. That is the bottom line. Beat whomever is in front of you. Lebron lost more than he won. End of discussion.
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Where this at and what is it called?.
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THE WAY MY JAW JUST DROPPED. AMAZING!!!!
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@Zoleeofficial Hahaha. That was corny. She lost me 😂😂.
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@glossykayla @Les_Diabolique @T_mka_ 1. I am not giving anyone credit .2. JLo is not white.3. You sound ignorant claiming a physical trait like “ass” to only black women.4. I could careless about this discussion. I don’t even like her.5. You sound like someone hurt you. I am sorry.
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@Son_ImSleep She is overhyped.
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@FootballGirlAna @ThatDamnChevy @carmeloanthony But it’s a video about his retirement from basketball and his legacy as a ball player…. Hence, his son carrying on that legacy.
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@RasAziz @BachirSoHumble You faulting this man for being spawned from a lineage outside of his control and seeking out the highest education possible 😂… and discounting the fact he chose a queen from the south side for his bride. You sound crazy.
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@TheStickupBoy Don’t try to rationalize this. I have a father we ain’t ever done some shit like this. He could have easily kept this in a secret family album.
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@Ballislife Hoop is hoop and when you can play, nothing else matters.
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This what we all want.
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@GODKINGPREACH @YusefShakur3 He knows…. He just trolling.
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@KryssyLaReina The real answer to both your questions is men meet wifey material all the time. It’s more about when we feel we ready to be a husband. We blame it on women but most of the time we just ain’t ready for that type of responsibility so we keep it pushing.
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@1DJFirstClass This entire opening scene was lit. I used to look forward to this every week.
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@playygrl That pic ain't about her dark inner thighs tho. its about that dance move and her outfit. Everyone knows ashanti has no business trying to bust it down in that leprechaun outfit 🤷🏾‍♂️.
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@jdjohnson_4 @MikoSuave206 I don’t know why Yakima would be surprising.
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@DailyLoud I know everyone clowning his feet ain’t ever hooped long enough to understand 😂😂…. It’s an occupational hazard.
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@MayorBrookDavis White men love some chocolate.
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@DangItLee Facts. Females that question their worth are the one’s that complain about shit like this and use the term “sole provider”. So does this mean your being absolutely nothing to the table?.
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@BleacherReport @brgridiron @TomBrady He didn’t beat shit. The pats lost that game. The bucs looked awful.
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This is the best hoop commercial of all time. Period.
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@clhauling22 @shannonsharpeee @MoneyLynch I mean his son does play in the nfl and have a cannon for an arm but I see what you mean
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@BoomS4C This is dumb af. Both are celebrated and both have their haters. That’s how sports works. .
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@KryssyLaReina One day I woke up and thought, “I’d be damned if another man gets to enjoy this and make her his wife” ….So i better make her mine.
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@JoyyUnSpeakable @SirrLicksAlot It’s crazy how much we’ve changed. I never had a babysitter. There was 3 of us and my parents said “don’t open the door for anyone”.
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