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Amateur Cat-Herder, Chill Pill Enthusiast, Eternal Noob. πŸ’™ I VOTE BLUE. Still here to watch it burn, mainly out enjoying blue skies https://t.co/bsqv8LvDTu

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Joined March 2011
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@RyanStuprich @RexChapman Fox News does have some reputable journalist w/ integrity. However, they are mixed in w/ Hannity, Tucker, Ingraham, Dobbs, etc. If I had a bowl of candy & some of them were chocolate-covered peanuts & some were chocolate-covered shit - I don't want that bowl of candy anymore.
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@Trump_Detester Why do I smell vanilla and leather every time I play this?.
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2 years
@KateSullivanDC There is no joke. The laughter is for the cruelty. The cruelty is the point.
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3 years
@David_Gergen @CNN @ACCooper Gen X is totally fine with being ignored. From latch key kids to the missing generation. It’s fine.
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4 months
@carltonkitheka1 Sade Adu is a legend.
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3 months
@maddenifico Awwwww man.I’m crying on my lunch break.😭.
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4 years
@FoxNews This is just disgusting disrespect for the Sanctity of this Weekend to Honor the Fallen. How tone deaf of you!. Did I do the faux outrage and disingenuous indignation right? . I forgot the pearls tho.
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2 years
@ABC Maybe I watch too much Dateline, but could charges be dropped because he's now a state witness? .Like an immunity or proffer agreement?. I guess we won't know until we know.
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3 months
@mchooyah Concubine does mean slave; a very specific type of slave that does a very specific job involving sex. You probably should cut back on your alcohol consumption.
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3 months
@waltermasterson Thank you & your team for everything. You left it all on the field.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
5 months
JD Vance is an arrogant, fake, power-hungry dude that takes orders from billionaires that want to create a new society. If Trump wins, Vance & the GOP will 25th amendment him within the 1st year. They don’t want his chaos/ego to interfere with the agenda. Project 2025.
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3 years
@auctnr1 Is this what a sugar high looks like?.
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4 months
@CBS6Albany Man, I hate it when I go to use my razor πŸͺ’ and I forgot to rinse it out from the last time. Tsk. Anyways.
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@TheTNHoller So he's morphed into a Rush Limbaugh, Kenneth Copeland, Dr. Oz trifecta level grifter mutation.
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4 years
@JohnHMerrill Please tell us more about how "the gays" are responsible for the decline in morality.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
3 years
@MysterySolvent Paw Paw and the Trailer Park Grannies. Check out their greatest hits!.- Beer for my 5 year old.- Stop Hittin Me, Supper's Almost Done.- Books are for Burnin ( My Love Don't Need Words).
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4 months
@DEADLINE My mother told me to only speak well or good of the dead or dying. Harvey Weinstein is dying. Well. Good.
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6 months
The spell is starting to break. The MAGA wall is starting to crumble. Let's stay united & help make sure Kamala kicks his valencian ass. We gotta vote like we're down twenty points & get this done. I am a ONE issue voter - Get this man out of our lives. #TrumpMeltdown
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5 years
@Acyn Wow!. How did she get past the reality censors at Fox??.
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3 months
@RonFilipkowski Marge is smarter than the majority of her supporters. She knows she can dangle some 3-syllable big word like β€œinsurance” and they go all sparkly-eyed.
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@adgirlMM I had to like, then unlike, then like this again because I had to see the ballot box emoji a second time to make sure that I did not imagine it because I'm really excited to vote on Tue for #HarrisWalz !. Whew!πŸ˜….
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@BorlandTully You support a man who stalked teens for sex, believes women have no place in politics, places his religion above Constitution. We got it.
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3 years
@NBCNews Alleged?. I’m looking at a photo of him dressed as Hitler on your post.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 months
@TheGoodLiars Run, Betty! RUN! .Don't let the truth getcha! RUN, GIRL!.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 months
@sydneylawauthor It’s Twitter. It always was Twitter. It will always be Twitter. When Mars Man is gone, Twitter will remain.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@dcherring They want jobs. But very specific ones. They want the jobs that their dads and granddads had that enabled them to have a nice house, complete with housewife and kids, nice car with a high-school level education.
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3 years
@notcapnamerica I love watching a professional at work. Perfection.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
3 years
@notcapnamerica I'd sleep w/ all 3 to make it happen. 1st w/ Don Jr so I could get high enough to make it thru the rest. Also, he's probably impotent. 2nd w/ Eric and he probably just wants whips n chains. 3rd w/ the Blob and I bet it's under 5 mins and I won't feel a thing. strategy.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 months
@LeftHandedLarue I'll be here until the last VHS tape drops into the rental return box. Oh, wait. We're talkin' bout Twitter. Yeah, I'm staying.
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3 years
@ReportsDaNews So what you're saying is - If her Denim Vest ran against her - it would win.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 months
@BlackKnight10k Rudy done lied for the felon🎢.Rudy done did bad deals.Ru-day did some "fuckin' around".Tell me how that "find out" feels 🎢.πŸ˜‚πŸ€£.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
2 years
@KateSullivanDC Whataboutism is the lowest form of conversation. It is like trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon, there is no point in engaging with it.
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4 years
@Eater I want to see videos of Republicans angrily drinking their Pepsi. Bonus if the videos include them destroying Coke products that they BOUGHT.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
5 years
@stevenportnoy Many people are saying he should up the dose. It's a beautiful medicine. I mean, if 1 is good, then 10 - even better! Throw in the zinc, bleach, the sunlight, & don't forget elderberry. Gotta have elderberry. I'm not a doctor, but some people are. Some people say it's good stuff!.
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4 months
@RandyRainbow RAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYY!!! 🀩🀣😍🀠. This is so good. This is perfection. The lyrics - I'm gasping. Your voice was made for country soul.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@EricClapton Will you be playing death metal for all your aging, unvaccinated fans?.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
Lindsey Graham just took his cocktail and hopped off the Trump train with that bleary-eyed "I'm out, ya'll too much" speech. Just moseyed on out to the veranda.
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2 years
@ISlightlyGrumpy @notcapnamerica Here some context:.This is Alabama. White people, especially any white business owner, in the great white state of Alabama feel entitled to EVERYTHING. Also, white people in the great white state of Alabama act like it is their DUTY to be in charge of black folks.
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@BlackKnight10k Thank you! πŸ‘.Straight to the most important motherfucking point. Thank you.
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3 years
@caslernoel I think it was a grow light? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ.
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6 years
@TrumpWarRoom This is batshit crazy. This would be a hilarious skit on Veep. But it's not.
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4 years
@SamSykesSwears Hugh Grant selectively picks out one nut from the Bar Mix. Cashew Grant.
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4 years
@cansaodestamier @DoYouLikeLlamas @BidenHarris10 @marceelias And the tales grow taller on down the line.
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4 years
@LindseyGrahamSC I understand why President Trump would never get a dog. He has you, Senator.
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5 years
@jwgop Is this real?.Did I dream this?.Is this a movie?.Is this real?. I don't understand.
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@TheRickWilson I just don’t understand how I got swapped into this timeline. There has got to be a rip in time/space that I fell thru about a decade ago.
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4 months
@JohnCornyn Why did ya'll let this nursing home patient out of the house with orange dreamsicle all over his face? Sometimes they need help washing their face. Who is tending this man?.
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2 years
@ABCDAP @CoreyRForrester Bless your sweet heart, lady. Ya'll, she's just out here tryin' to help these young folks.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
5 months
Gotta recharge these ole batteries. Thank you @Boxdonkey17 for the boosts! I'm pumped to meet so many new folks on Blue Twitter. It's awesome. I promise I will follow back everyone when I get back. I always do cos I'm true blue! πŸŒŠβœŒοΈπŸ’™πŸ’ͺ🌊.
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6 years
@igorbobic They hired a lawyer to ask their questions for them. They refused to subpoena Mark Judge for public testimony. They refused to request an FBI investigation of these allegations. That makes me suspicious.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@WindsorPD Looks like the management of your department’s Twitter account is as bad as your management of your officers. This. Is. Disgraceful.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
5 years
@MarshallCohen @aliasvaughn @ODNIgov I don't understand. Which is it?. #Covid19 "snuck up on us" and "came from nowhere" OR he knew it was serious and a pandemic all along.
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@NRA He's unloading it, ya booger-noodling city-slicker.
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4 years
@RexChapman I was raised in US Southern Christianity culture. Satanic panic in everything (E.T. was a demon), Bob Larson on the radio, TV preachers and the End of the World, signs and omens EVERYWHERE. It's a conspiracy-consuming, magical-thinking CULT.
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6 years
@PimsSoup @BenjaminWareing Yes!!.And no take-backs or give-backs. To infinity. *crosses fingers*.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
5 years
@TimRunsHisMouth He was chasing after people with a sword/machete. Not a smart thing to do in a situation like that. Run into a crowd of angry protesters with a weapon.
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@realRonaldHump @CNN ."I went to an Ivy League school, I'm very highly educated, I know words, I have the best words. ".πŸ™„.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
5 years
@RepMoBrooks This is typical of what I learned growing up in the Deep South Bible Belt. Christian concepts like forgiveness and grace - that stuff only applies to White People.
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@danbenbow @DaleWal22133802 @LawandaCon51630 @ABrosnikoff @thegreatgig8 @aleshadalin @JC_MILLER_Music @ChocoHarveyMilk @Gay_Dem_Gary @OldManLefty1 @Grancracker_ @DakIsMyQB1 @CoramayWilson @FireEyeBooks @JaxHarley5 'States' rights' = the language of human bondage.'States' rights' = the tool to create division among neighbors. Thank you for the boost, Dan! Followed all new & re-tweeted!.πŸ‘‹πŸŒŠπŸš€πŸŒŠβœŒοΈ#FBRParty #BlueCrew.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
5 years
@WVTM13 I agree with the order. However, it is basically meaningless in our great state of Alabama. A significant number of Alabamians only care about their individual comfort & freedom. They don't give a rat's ass about anything or anybody unless it affects them personally.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
5 years
@HoarseWisperer Trump runs this country using "Magic Management". His words are like a magic wand. He can just speak things into existence. The retail industry is entrenched with this management style. They should be used to it.
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3 years
@notcapnamerica Her smile and the PA mic move is like Gandalf. YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@hunterw Tweeting out screenshots of his statements isn't reporting. It's basically just helping him circumvent the ban. A summary of the statement along with actual reporting of facts surrounding the statement sounds more like journalism to me.
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4 years
@ericgarland Parscale runs a campaign about as well as he runs from the police. Just sayin.
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4 years
"I was just following orders.".
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The Intellectualist
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Seeking immunity from a Jan. 6 lawsuit, Rep. Mo Brooks told the judge he was merely β€œcooperating” with the β€œWhite House” when he delivered his inflammatory speech, arguing that rejecting the WH request could have hurt his β€œeffectiveness” as a congressman.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@Devilstower I worked for a large sporting goods retailer for 15 years. When Obama was elected, the company's gun sales exploded. After Sandy Hook, ammo & gun sales were insane, leading to shortages and angry, suspicious customer encounters. Never saw anything like it in my life.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
2 years
@ABCDAP @CoreyRForrester Ma'am, respectfully, this guy is a comedian and he's doing a bit, poking fun at the Dr. Oz crudite video that's trending at the moment. It's all in fun, but I understand where you're coming from. πŸ™‚.
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@danbenbow @Michael68475361 @CoramayWilson @DakIsMyQB1 @21Leo54 @TheHoBo19 @johnny3Ko @Shannon_0727 @marynlm @gaylusrainey @kristinresistin @DaleWal22133802 @5centmichael @Wisewonders @angeleyez407 @StephenWunderl4 @2DeCee Followed all new to me & re-tweeted! πŸ‘‹πŸŒŠπŸ‘ŠπŸŒŠβœŒοΈ.10 DAYS TO TURN THE PAGE!! (and close the book and throw it on the fire and then bury the ashes and then salt that patch of earth.)
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@hunterw I mean, this is literally a "re-tweet". Where's the reporting?
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@PattyMurray "Personal family matter" on Memorial Day Weekend. Hmmm.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@csd @MilesTaylorUSA Didn't he play Snidely Whiplash, the arch-nemesis of Dudley Do-right?. If I remember correctly, he was choked with his own mustache.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
5 years
@jwgop I'm so confused. I've watched it and now I feel like I'm high. And not "good" high either.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
5 months
Was leaving Harris off the overseas absentee ballots a malicious act or an incompetent act?.How are you going to spin this & have you picked out the person/process you’re going to blame yet?.Do actions like this contribute to the notion that Republicans are turning fascists?.
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Montana Secretary of State Christi Jacobsen
5 months
Great information from Charlie at @KTVQ about ensuring you are registered to vote and that your information is accurate and current. Get #VoteReady Montana!.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 months
@carltonkitheka1 Sade Adu walked. She is an icon. πŸ‘‘.Hopefully, Tyla may reach her one day πŸ’™.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
8 years
Surreal to read the tweets defending or denying *DJT mocking a disabled reporter. #5thAvenueShooter.#GoldenGIobes #MerylStreep.
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@lifeisgreatinpc @stupp1111 @washingtonpost .Allready πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ.
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@notcapnamerica I think she might be just a little bash-slash, I mean, bat-shit crazy.
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@HalSparks Lord have mercy. You are a comedian. Did you sleep in on satire day??.
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4 years
@AoDespair Used to work for a Sporting Goods retailer. At the annual company conference, people mingled and networked. Some people introduced themselves like this:. "Hello, I'm Bubba Smith, Corpus Christi store, $50 million. And you are?". Piers has the same douche-bag energy.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
2 years
@RadioFreeTom "Nature needs a reset now and then, and to cull the weaker, less intelligent among us." - a conservative family friend explaining how the vaccine will kill everyone within 5 years. He was a hoot.
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3 years
@SamRamani2 These guys are all walking like they've been playing sack tapping in the barn.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@WarOnDumb I have never been able to reconcile the dissonance & divide between faith & science that I experienced growing up in a devout southern family. If God blessed us with intellect, curiosity, and desire for knowledge - why do they mock his creation?.
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4 months
@Trump_Detester This is not a complaint.
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5 years
@OddNMacabre Mr. Dumb-Ass Goes to Washington.
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@dotjenna They probably still on the phone with their lawyers. You got one yet?.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@ReallyAmerican1 Eating a baby on his show. Edit - Eating a live baby on his show. Edit - Eating a live, white baby on his show. Edit - Probably nothing.
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3 years
@SchottHappens @TheRickWilson This is so delicious, I wish it were cake. Roger "Broke-Ass" Stone.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@PattyArquette @MikeSington I've been wondering if this is a ploy to get the identity of the officer. I don't understand how a lawsuit like this could even be filed.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@daviddrake87 @KyleTucker_ATH @LibertyMBB_ @LibertyFlames @FlameFans @didlibertywin @liberty_jokers @npierce84 This was a great joke. Give those pearls a rest, man. I can hear β€˜em squeaking from here.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
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@Sinfulskin2 @madz4you123 @Itsstillpb @CherylPoitra1 @CelloGirl007 @SteveZ28RS @muffley_merkin @nccat68 @RonPen1 @ddbecker5454 @bab_102 @DangerousFruity @misekim98 @SuzanneHuse Thank you for the boost & for highlighting other cool 😎 accounts! Found a few to follow that were new to me & re-tweeted! πŸ‘‹πŸŒŠβœŒοΈ.18 DAYS!! Let’s Get HER Done! β˜‘οΈπŸͺ·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
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@atrupar So, he's going to fire every one, tank the GDP by 70-80%, and rename the country to X?.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@Popehat 1. No need to pack. You won't need it where you're going. 2. Leave the keys on the desk for Joe. 3. Leave by the back entrance. We have a van waiting. 4. Hire some lawyers. You're gonna need 'em. 5. It's a good thing you like the color orange. TERMS & CONDITIONS - AMERICA.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
3 years
@seanspicer We believe you, Spicy. I mean, you would never make anything up. πŸ™„.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 years
@MysterySolvent Cup β€˜o shit.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
2 years
@NewsNation So anyway, I had some delicious cabbage & onions pork-chops done up in the slow cooker for supper. It was divine.
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Mother Tucker πŸͺ·
4 months
@Dababa2024 @BoomerHitsDiff @This_is_LH @s_levk @bobbychrisdoug @eve_bekparker3 @lou_com1 @Squid961 @XresistanceT @Chaz815 @Scottdh61 @GSedgefx @HansertLinda @SteveBudweis @AmericanSt0ner @DJ95X @AdamWollmer @dpro44 Thank you for the inclusion in this mighty fine list! 🀩🌊✌️.Following all new to me πŸ‘‹πŸ’™ and would love a follow-back!. I might not always holla back but I always folla back πŸ’ͺπŸŒŠπŸ‘Š.Oh and re-tweeted too! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸ’™πŸš€.
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