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Me in Indonesia after theres nothing in the cinema but the 100th Muslim religious horror slop to come out this year
Religious horror is only ever Catholic. Give us some pentecostal horror.
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>Single mother of two.>Past child-bearing years.>Double-didgit bodycount.>Mid.>Rotting teeth from chewing too much sugar cane.>Ex-prisoner.>Adulterer.>Barely literate. What did Napoleon see in Joséphine?
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Vietnamese SoCal Girl: Ugh I know I have a white boyfriend but don’t worry I’m decolonizing him when I bring him to raves and boba 😄💝. Her Grandpa:
>people don’t know Vietnamese Americans are mostly descendants of immigrants from the South and boomer US Viets are generally diehard republicans and fans of the military.
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The south is full of good people that are on your side that are held back by a mad scientist who invented a race of white devils on the island of Patmos 6,000 years ago.
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White people if they lost the Battle of Tours:.
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When I was 12 I invented a new religion called Christian Islam that said everyone was part of four clans descended from Muhammad, Jesus, Abraham, or Alexander the Great and when I told my cousin she said I copied the plot of the 39 Clues.
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HOW INDONESIAN PRESIDENTS WOULD REACT TO YOUR SELF HARM SCARS 🧵.
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Inventing a new country: Jamalayca.- National dish is nasi lemak and jerk chicken .- Most people are strict Muslims who also smoke weed. Wait nvm this is just Aceh
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Imagine all the funny ass names we could’ve gotten if the PKI won
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What if instead of “male loneliness” it was “male gnomeliness” and we all pretended men acting like gnomes was a big societal issue.
This is how it feels whenever someone says something derogatory about "male loneliness" or "men" "never having spoken to/seen a woman" or "men" "not understanding what it's like to be a woman" or "have experiences/body functions that every woman has"
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FASCIST IDIOT BOSS: Mbaaaak I pissed myself while fantasizing about killing homeless people can you clean the floor. ME:
blackpill time wtf. yesterday, i delivered the maid's monthly salary in cash. Today she asked permission to "hang out in the city with her friends" and I'm like "sure". She just returned, and apparently she just blew half her salary to buy a necklace made of literal gold.
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Found out about an IDF veteran from Long Beach who named himself “Barack Obama Mandela” and is running for Senate as a Republican. He also wrote this book which is probably the greatest work of fiction from the 21st century
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all of them Hitler 💔.
To give you an example of female presidents and prime ministers of muslim countries while USA still doesn’t have ONE
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AVERAGE INDO: We have no diaspora, no overseas influence, if only someone knew about us…. TEN THOUSAND MANADOS MOVING TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE:
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Malaysia is US-coded (legal segregation) Indonesia is Latino-coded (colorism and forced assimilation).
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The masses you speak of are being forced into modern slavery so you can enjoy your little treats whenever you want.
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*Would genuinely help you with therapy and counseling until he gets fired just as you start to see results*
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“No, no, no, this is not good, this is not healthy, you have to think about your future, it is your responsibility”
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MILES MORALES: Free free Palestine! Ceasefire now! Come on Peter, say it with us!. PETER PARKER'S IPAD:
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It brings me no joy to report that the Turkish Olympian shooter is not only a war criminal, but he is also a redditor.
Hi Elon, do you think future robots can win medals at the Olympics with their hands in their pockets?😎🇹🇷 How about discussing this in Istanbul, the cultural capital that unites continents? @elonmusk
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*gently caresses the scars on your arms* “Please… promise you’ll stop for me”
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@MEASURED_HEAD Jennifer Suzuki sounds like a racial caricature you’d find in a 1980s right wing rag.
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> From a persecuted religious and ethnic minority .> Elected as mayor of nation’s biggest city .> Oversaw infrastructure reforms and strengthening of police .> Unfairly arrested by the deep state
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@socialaskan Asian Americans after traveling 500 miles across the country to buy a sack of rice and an entire roasted pig at Costco for 5 dollars.
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Smoking while wasian like holy shit I’m high as fuck and my dad is white.
Smoking while asian like holy shit I'm high as fuck and asian.
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@jessicobra I don’t know who you are but I advise you not to date during Ramadan if you seek paradise in the hereafter.
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A Nigerian guy complaining about a wealthy minority with influence over US politics #OkayBuddy.
That Marxist lynchist guy is going full cope mode rn but honestly I always hated him, i mean seriously this tweet isn't even 2 years old yet
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MOST IMPORTANT BLASIANS OF ALL TIME:.- Future President Kamala Harris .- Tiger Woods.- The Republic of Madagascar .- Donald Glover.
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@nise_yoshimi “ no uh that wasnt Rome that was uh the People's Republic of Bulgaria" said academia’s greatest liars.
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Experts say BRICS new currency will replace the US Dollar by 2028
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@fistofcraz gonna start Roman towelboy posting for random cigarette reviewers I find on YouTube.
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@dialektikall Indonesian and Malaysian Islamofascists when a Pakistani Islamofascist walks in
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Al-Baqarah, 184: Fast a prescribed number of days. But whoever of you is ill or on a journey, then let them fast an equal number of days after Ramaḍân.
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Give me one good reason why all of this shouldn’t become one country
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@bhangbhangducx Going online to ask how Napoleon being killed by minions during the Russia campaign rather than dying of old age would’ve affected world history.
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Me in 5 months
Every Turkish woman I’ve met has been kinda rude but also really hot they really are the French of the Muslim world.
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Honestly incredible how Asian American voting patterns are the gender swapped version of this meme
Why don't you just go one step further and explain to us why Asian American women *consistently* and by wide margins, vote more republican than Asian American men?. 2024: 42% Asian women voted trump, 37% Asian men. 2020: 40% Asian women voted trump, 28% Asian men.
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@clownbusting Barbarism is my favorite. The Brotherhood is my savior. Democracy is woke. I want to be ruled by a religious military order. I don't like taxes. I don't like federalism. I wish Todd Howard was my dad
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Woman EDposter: The less I eat the prettier I feel, when I look in the mirror I see a newborn deer 🦌❤️🩹. Male EDposter: Spartan warriors had a strict diet of olive oil and raw milk, the only people in their society who ate solid foods were their catamite boy slaves.
i think the only area where men are somehow funnier than women is disordered eating.
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Every woman who moves to New York gets cheated on by a Dominican this not national news.
Hunter Schafer reveals Dominic Fike cheated on her, which she found out by going through his phone:. “Part of why the relationship ended is because I got cheated on for the first time. That fundamentally changed me as a person. […] I went to the phone — which I’m not proud of.”
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@yapperifikasi SMA gw biasa aja, nga ada banyak bullying atau drama di kelas saya tapi adekel gila semua 😭.
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@JohnWakefieId Found a book a while back that argues Alexander Hamilton was born and raised Jewish before moving to the 13 colonies, very intersting stuff
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@souljagoytellem The Ethnocacerist guerrilla leader who tried to overthrow the government twice and was recently freed from prison is currently one of the most popular politicians in Peru next to the Opus Dei Mayor of Lima who has never had sex and flagellates himself daily.
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When I arrived to America for university, the very first thing I did was buy a ticket to watch Thor 4 and halfway through they had to shut it off to kick out a couple doing hand stuff in the back of the theatre.
Elon Musk is wrong. The main function of the H-1B visa program is not to hire “the best and the brightest,” but rather to replace good-paying American jobs with low-wage indentured servants from abroad. The cheaper the labor they hire, the more money the billionaires make.
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@magne_toes LAWRENCE: Erm… use bombs… to blow up trains!!!. THE ENTIRE BRITISH MILITARY HIGH COMMAND: Wow that’s crazy anyways do you want to be my catamite boy slave.
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JD Vance’s wife is too beautiful to be stuck with that Yakubian dancing monkey
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Why are white people so weird about Asians she just looks like a normal Jaksel girl.
Half Japanese, half Indian genes are next-level, these girls look like AI models, unreal beauty. No other cross-nation combo beats Indo-Japanese charm.
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Indian caste is crazy, imagine if they made a group of white people called expert whitepeople and they were all computer engineers.
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The classroom:
Lana’s impact on the culture should be studied in universities….
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@jesuslasupajew @ChildGroomersIndonesia: Crazy how expensive this guy’s insurance is,.no wonder so many of us try to become doctors in America 🤣. @hitlerfan2006: This is the Rothschilds’ doing.
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“Israel feels like an history where our Garvey dreams were manifest. There, children learn of black heroes and kings. There, banners fly over great armies. That was the mythic Africa my father never saw. I think it’s best, for I shudder at what we might’ve lost in realizing it.”.
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@JohnWakefieId “If We Burn” by Vincent Bevins touches on this, without an organized structure the clergy was able to coopt the anti-Pahlavi movement pretty easily.
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here’s what I think about your “theory”
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A funny thing about Indo politics is how Javanese always use other ethnicities as “enforcers” in their political power struggles against each other. Jokowi has Luhut, Megawati had Ryamizard, and Suharto had Moerdani remove the generals who supported Malari.
indonesians don't like the kind of diversity where different people coexist, they like a diversity where different people are allowed to exist as long as they do so subserviently to the dominant group. bhinneka tunggal ika is the greatest lie this country ever told.
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There’s no way this guy has to be that stupid, like obviously he gets off to people making fun of him, right?.
Most KPD votes I can excuse except this one, wtf are you doing German communists
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@MissVespertine @kimchicel you look pretty as hell but i gotta ask why the mango colored walls.
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Mexican drug lords got the funniest nicknames ever, like yeah man my name’s José but you can call me Chinese Anthrax
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Do you guys ever see someone and just know they’re the next Hitler.
Why is Bandung city's public transport so bad?. The culprit: preman thugs. To fix Bandung's public transport, first order of business is to crack down on the premans and cancerous ormases using extreme violence or at least mass arrests by the state apparatus
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Indonesians:
is it acceptable to wear iron cross as a accessories?? (belt, necklace, rings etc.) because i've seen a lot of you here wear them so i thought its okay.
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I’m like 90% sure that’s just his name but congrats.
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My breakup with my ex was not about me cheating, it was about states rights.
im creating a lost cause mythology about my own life.
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They watching a show with incest, grooming, pedophilia but girls kissing is too much for them, the ummah is so cooked.
#HouseOfTheDragon S2 E6 is currently at a 6.3 on IMDb — the lowest-rated episode in the series. it's being reviewed bombed in Saudi Arabia and other Middle Eastern countries
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