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@daemonumx
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5 years
Lesbian culture is when I tell my ex I’m publishing an essay about our breakup and she says “I had a dream about this.”
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@daemonumx
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Torture idea: Having to read the fetlife profiles of male dominants for hours straight until you cry or vomit.
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@daemonumx
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The sanitization and purification of separating queerness from sexuality is ahistorical and above all, makes me want to vomit.
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@daemonumx
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Dom/top and bottom/sub are. not. the. same. They are not synonyms. You can bottom without subbing. You can top without domming. The difference is power exchange.
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@daemonumx
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I really hate that I have to add the qualifier QUEER before FEMME now because all these straight women are coopting this. Fem/Femme is not yours if you aren’t in queer community. It is not a synonym for woman OR feminine.
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@daemonumx
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I want younger queers to understand the historical implications of throwing the word pedophile around directed at older queer + esp trans people. This is a criminal archetype that’s been used to target homosexual and/or gender non-conforming people for centuries.
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@daemonumx
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I want to start an introvert support group where we share strategies for telling friends “I like you, but I don’t want to hang out with you.”
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@daemonumx
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Reminder: BDSM relationships do not need to involve traditional sex acts at all. The S in BDSM does not stand for sex. Kink is expansive and it’s super sad that people think being a bottom or a sub is just about getting fucked.
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@daemonumx
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4 years
IDK who needs to hear this but Kink is not therapy. Therapy is therapy.
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@daemonumx
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4 years
Diving deep into the acts between consenting adults that other adults love to judge. This newsletter is all about age play!
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@daemonumx
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4 years
Oh to be a piece of fruit that a hot woman slices in half in the air with a sword.
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@daemonumx
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4 years
Homosexuality (and variations) created identities that today are rainbow stickers completely severed from the knowledge of how it arrived here in this cute package, that is to say that GAY SEX WAS ILLEGAL!!!! Sex is so important to queer culture BECAUSE IT WAS CRIMINALIZED!
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@daemonumx
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If you wouldn’t date a sex worker, I hate to break it to you but you don’t support sex workers.
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@daemonumx
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May 2020 be the year that people really grasp the concept that what consenting adults do is truly no one else’s business, and fantasy enacted in a scene a isn’t an indication of real life. Amen.
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@daemonumx
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4 years
The venn diagram of the people who back “no kink at pride,” “queer is a slur,” and “no age gaps” is a perfect circle.
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@daemonumx
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3 years
So I bought the church!
@daemonumx
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3 years
Would you buy a really cheap old church to renovate that has no running water or septic but your backyard would be a cemetery?
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@daemonumx
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I made my girlfriend/sub a sticker rewards book where she gets affirmations for doing things that are good for her and encourage her growth. Stickers for setting boundaries, sharing her feelings, and doing things that are difficult. 🥰
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@daemonumx
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3 years
Mom can you come pick me up the straights just learned that pegging isn’t actually a feminist act but merely anal sex with a different name so the men don’t think they’re f*ggots.
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@daemonumx
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5 years
Newsflash: The police don’t know how to handle anything 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Do Police Know How To Handle Abuse Within Kinky Relationships?
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@daemonumx
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To everyone who is scared to share art they made about their shitty ex, just remember that Beyoncé wrote an entire album about how her current husband cheated on her!!! Tell your story!!!
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@daemonumx
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There’s so much history that’s erased and sanitized when we remove sex from sexuality. As if being gay wasn’t criminalized by the act of SODOMY!!! Fuck your respectability!
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@daemonumx
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Forgive me for my naïveté but aren’t all U.S. presidents war criminals?
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@daemonumx
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3 years
Absolutely obsessed with being called tw: lesbophobic by 18 year old sapphics!
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@daemonumx
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Declaring older gays as pedos for funsies isn’t radical or cool and actually makes you more aligned with the fucking CIA than any “queer community” you think you’re a part of.
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@daemonumx
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4 years
Someone is making leather collars that say vote on them please perverted homosexual gods can I wake up from this neoliberal nightmare.
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@daemonumx
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4 years
Do I want the huge tits or do I just want to be smacked in the face with the huge tits?
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@daemonumx
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4 years
Kink has a very real meaning and it’s not just an umbrella term for all sex acts that are outside of missionary procreative sex.
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@daemonumx
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4 years
Gay BDSM: I piss on my sub. We don’t even touch each other. This is the best sex I’ve ever had. Straight BDSM: I fist my sub’s asshole and keep him in chastity. This is not sex.
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@daemonumx
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2 years
Hey guys we’re bringing BACK flagging! We heard about it on TikTok and apparently no one has done it for at least 40 years. We’re totally reviving the hanky code straight from the leather elders we’ve been consulting. Except no violence ❤️‍🔥 so black now means holding hands 👉👈
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@daemonumx
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1 year
The Ultimatum is propaganda for uwu handholding sapphics. Someone mentioned an orgy and everyone clutched their pearls! Someone said it made them uncomfortable. This shit is so boring!! Can someone make a show about polyam dyke perverts please.
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@daemonumx
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I think one of the hardest concepts to explain to people who aren’t already into BDSM is that for some people sex can be being put in a corner and ignored or like having someone rub their feet on your face.
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@daemonumx
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I can only do 3 of these in a day: -Shower -Change my clothes -Drink water before 5pm -Cook a meal -Do something “productive”
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@daemonumx
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THREAD that can be screamed from the fucking rooftops. Posting links to helpful self-accountability readings in comments 👇
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@daemonumx
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4 years
lesbians be like “i know a spot” and make you squirt for the first time in your life.
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@daemonumx
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Being SM and D/s oriented is like instead of thinking “Will I ever find love again?” I think “Will I ever have a service sub again?” like will someone ever clean my apartment in lingerie and get rewarded with a beating everrrr againnnn 😢
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@daemonumx
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I think I’m bisexual because I can’t stop thinking about Tom Hardy deepthroating my high heels.
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@daemonumx
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All sex with vampires is gay sex.
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@daemonumx
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Every time I see a really hot top I question for a solid minute if I could bottom. Do bottoms do this? Switches are you aware that you’re winning all the time?
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@daemonumx
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Please I beg of you don’t ever be the girl at the gay party who insists on talking to me about how god cursed you by being straight and how awful men are and how much you LOVE lesbian bars bc men aren’t hitting on you and … I beg of thee!!!
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@daemonumx
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This new(?) dyke(?) metaphorical language everyone’s using of wanting your crush to destroy/crush/murder you is really a let down when as a sadist top I know there’s not that many people who want to actually be destroyed. 🙄
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@daemonumx
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Here’s the thing about consent- it’s ongoing and cyclical and it’s not for anyone else to decide. It can be given and taken away at any time without question or explanation. I don’t play with people who don’t exercise their own agency in saying both No and Yes.
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@daemonumx
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Eating brunch at a fancy spot and my girlfriend lifts her shirt all the way up to show me her new sheer bra, I grab her by the neck and whisper in her ear that she’s a bad girl — leatherdykes in love.
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@daemonumx
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but Dominants have feelings too.
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@daemonumx
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4 years
People really will call their partner Daddy all day but draw a hard line at age play. Make it make sense.
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@daemonumx
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2 years
I am so tired of hearing people say things like “lesbians don’t have orgies!” or “dykes don’t cruise!” how about you build community* with the people doing the things you want to do instead of taking a quick peek around and crying that what you’re looking for doesn’t exist?!
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@daemonumx
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There’s a post being shared by basically everyone I follow on IG that makes me really sad. “If I’m friends with your abuser, DM me and that will change.” Wow people really must think they’re incapable of causing harm, of abusing. 1/4
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@daemonumx
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On my long drive today I learned that OG Christmas was a 12 days long party full of orgies, cross-dressing, furries, and demanding gifts from the wealthy. Bring back Christmas!!!
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@daemonumx
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Someone asked if the leatherdyke picnic is bi/pan friendly. I unfortunately don’t understand the question. Do people not know what a dyke is?! Do people want to actually bring their str8 boyfriends? Dyke does not mean lesbian (and even lesbian is an expansive identity). Help.
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@daemonumx
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I’m waiting for the day where you can walk into a yoga studio and take a shibari class where they rebrand subspace as the Mindfulness Zone
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@daemonumx
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4 years
Whenever someone says to me “Oh, my friend is into bdsm you might know him” is it appropriate to say “No offense, but I really don’t know any men...”? 😂
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@daemonumx
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The month of JUNE is dedicated to GAY BUTT SEX and fuck you if you can’t handle it!!!
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