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Ni Gen Z mgani huyo sijamfollow bado? Angusha handle tukuwe mutuals
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When are you arresting Kagombe who recently killed an innocent Boda Boda guy in Thika!?
The attention of the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) has been drawn to an article in the Saturday Nation dated July 6th, 2024. The article reports that a 92-year-old man purchased the pistol that was used in the killing of Tom Mboya, a trade unionist, educator,
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"Kumbe bra inakuanga na mattress ndani ndio maana jegi huwa zinalala"
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"Uyu amesemwa atabeba picha ya Charlene akuwe anashtua watoto wake nayo ndio wakule"
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Amekula fare ya Ksh. 350 na nilikuwa nimpeleke shopping ya 3K
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Pale highchool uskiwa umelala preps alafu uskie viboko kwa corridor
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Tukimalizana na Ruto tunaenda mjeii. Wanalipa mtu wa mkono Ksh. 500 since 1998
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What do you think
Gentlemen, this is a space. Dem akikukatia huwa unaingia box haraka ama huwa unajifanya kidogo before uingie?
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Kericho is popular for growing tea but sikujua kuna madem KAHAWA.
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Ukienda kuchomoa mwakenya alafu upate ulibeba receipt ya Naivas
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The female prison guard and a prisoner that were caught in the moddle of the act💀😭
Check Thread👇🧵
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Someone should confirm if Osama Otero is alive please. He has not tweeted since 48 hours ago
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"Tumetenga 1 Trillion shillings ya kununulia Gachagua Toothbrush"
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"Uliona vile niliuliza lecturer swali akashindwa kujibu?"
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Which instructions do ladies obey from men without delay🤔😂😂🥲
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Jowie Irungu's lawyer be like:
"Ambia judge wewe ni stammarer huezi maliza sentence."
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This mazafakas are saying ati "No More Maandamano". Nani ako na number zao tutume salamu kidogo?
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Ukipea mtu pesa za P2 alafu anunue data apost "Upcoming Mum"
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Nikifungua kinyozi Karibu na church. Itajipa kwa jina la Barber
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There's no otherbKenyan journalist who is this beautiful. Leave a like for Mashirima Kapombe♥️
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Time ya Kibaki ukienda Nakumatt Supermarket na 500 mbele nyuma
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We now want the office of Prime Cabinet Secretary to be shut down! IT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL.
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Unachekesha mpoa wako kidogo anakuambia 'imagine Landlord hajatahiriwa'
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Siet ati anafunza mamake kufaint juu alikula pesa ya chamaa💀. Anaongea ukweli?
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Ukirudi place uliacha Samsung yako repair upate ni kisiagi in just 10 minutes.
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Ukienda kununua Bangi alafu pedi wako apite mbio akiwa uchi
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I'm not going to a swimming pool ever again in my life😭. See what this Gen Z kids did💀
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"Bwana mkubwaaa, umefanya kazi ya kutosha usiku kucha🎶
Kenyans:
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Ww ndo ulikuwa unajiita Yesu pale twitter kaa kando kesi yako ni kubwa😅
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Kitambo nilikuwa nadhani madem huchange pantie kila siku kumbe ni uongoo 😂😂
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Kuwa muislamu ni tricky sana. Unafaint kidogo ushazikwa😏
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"Kumbe food of thought ikiongezwa ova inakuwa Ovathinking"
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Ukienda sleepover kwa single mother alafu mtoi wake akatae kulala
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As a husband, will you still let your wife to attend such a church? 😲
Thread🧵👇
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CS Kuria to William Ruto before the Cabinet Reshuffle:
“Nitoe kazi niseme”
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Ukinotice umepanda ndege ya kuenda India na mabeshte zako wako ya kuenda Indiana
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Ni msanii mgani ata akiperform kwa mlango yako huwezi attend?
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Colgate imechorwa meno, Kiwi imechorwa Kiatu. Nini huanga mbaya na kampuni ya Always?
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Kumamaye kumbe coochie ya dem wa sixty seven years ni tight Ivo💀💀😂😂
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I can't wait for
#Anonymous
to expose the corrupt Kenya government. Among the hacked websites are the Parliament, iebc and the statehouse website✊. Freedom is coming and
#rutomustgo
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"Wewe Zakayo Yako hatuongei. Ingia hiyo room imeandikwa LPG gas Osama anakutegea"
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Hello pals. Sijawai vaa sneakers in my life. Kindly nijengeni as many reposts as you can😇😕.
@realmwaks
@DonCliff254
@dcijuja
@Jesuskraist
follow
@kicks_kenya
. Thanks in advance🤲
Sneakers Giveaway Challenge 🎉
Here are the instructions :
- Follow this Account 👇
- Mobilize four people to follow it. ( Attach screenshots )
- Create a tweet about Kicks Kenya & mobilize people to retweet. Accounts with 👇
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Ukisahau kusubmit assignment alafu uskie lecturer amekufa.
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"Uko sure amesema d!ck yako haiezi jaza mutura ya twenty?"
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Ukinotice beshte Yako anajiita vegetarian juu ya kukula mama mboga
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Ukiskia mamako akisema "hii mafi iko kwa potii haikai ya mtoto"
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