They’re saying “jaldi karo jaldi karo” when there are 0 ppl to serve here and visibly not that many takeout orders

@androidhoe69 U guys know that one Gracie Abrams song… 😰☹️🫣

RT @hasbulla_main: Gaza belongs to Palestinians, and one day will be free! From the river to the sea🇵🇸 @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk https://t…

@imogenemahalia Ur tweets keep me on here I feel like im getting bonus content

RT @LaraFriedmanDC: Yes, this is a real NYT headline, referring to Trump’s plan to ethnically cleanse the Gaza Strip - a crime against huma…

RT @bartlebytaco: maher shalal hash baz with special guest drake

@our_decay Cedar whats your favourite Chopin prelude

@luhaenten Oh what effrontery what panache I’m simply about to swoon into a bed of choux à la crème daaaaarling

we're cooked i did this involuntarily

Most captivating story I have read in a while, from the latest Granta:

@imogenemahalia i got baguette mixte it was heate...

@imogenemahalia Im at baguette brochette now what do u get thwre normally

@imogenemahalia No I just feel like I’d have fun 😜🤩

@imogenemahalia Tell him I do

RT @p8stie: ppl in Vermont have hobbies like where they own a printing press built the same way as the original one used by Johannes Gutenb…

RT @clockstiqqun: this is my politics