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Weird Fishes/Arpeggi enthusiast.

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@daaan_1874
dan
3 months
Apart from the horrific public transport, the worst wi-fi i’ve ever used in Europe, flight cancellations and every city being crackhead central.. What a week in Germany 🇩🇪
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@daaan_1874
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6 years
Great scenes. Hopefully more of this Saturday. Ruining children’s dreams
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Aysha Ridzuan
6 years
David Ospina’s wife and kids last night 😪 #COLENG
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@daaan_1874
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6 years
Imagine if this was up north. Everyone would just walk through it like a normal person
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Rich C
6 years
Flooding at Hammersmith station, the only dry way out is a bridge constructed from chairs ‘borrowed’ from Pret.
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@daaan_1874
dan
6 years
When your gf tells you she doesn’t love you anymore
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Liam Gallagher
6 years
Rite then magaluf it is as you were LG x
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@daaan_1874
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6 years
*During sex* Me: I want you to hurt me Her: oasis suck Me: what Her: their best song is wonderwall Me: stop
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@daaan_1874
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5 years
Can’t believe there’s people out there that enjoy this type of music 🤢🤒
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5 years
worst stone roses cover ever
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@daaan_1874
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11 months
Currently sat at my desk at work barking at my phone
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@daaan_1874
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8 months
Look at all those vulnerable women & children
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Sky News
8 months
A boat reportedly carrying migrants has been seen crossing the Channel. It follows a long period over Christmas and New Year when there were no crossings seen
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@daaan_1874
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6 years
ever considered that you might be a sex offender?
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6 years
unpopular opinion but cheese is minging
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@daaan_1874
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3 months
From Cologne, Duisburg, Moers, Gelsenkirchen and Berlin all the way to Frankfurt. P.S Duisburg is the biggest shithole in Europe.
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@daaan_1874
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6 years
“i’m from Birmingham” home 📍 📏 (1h 12m drive) 📏 📏 📍Birmingham
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@daaan_1874
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7 years
Liam Gallagher and 280 twitter characters is a recipe for disaster
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@daaan_1874
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1 month
Regardless which ‘side’ you’re on. If you’re carrying weapons about and wearing balaclavas you’re obviously not there for the right reasons
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@daaan_1874
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1 year
@FBAwayDays Geezer could make money sitting there vlogging and sticking it on youtube but chooses to go and get pissed with his mates, can’t knock it.
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@daaan_1874
dan
6 years
Imagine going to Birmingham with the perception that it looks like this
@VillarrealCF
Villarreal CF
6 years
¡Birmingham 😍🇬🇧!
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@daaan_1874
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1 year
@Sarfo15M Being proud of where you come from is not racist you absolute weapon
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3 months
@NffcEx Duisburg was even worse mate, grim
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@daaan_1874
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7 years
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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@daaan_1874
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6 years
Try telling Tony Pulis that
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3 months
@LewisWild10 Bad mate, overrated af
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@daaan_1874
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6 years
Anfield atmosphere is the biggest myth in football
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@daaan_1874
dan
5 years
Weird way to admit you’re a sex offender
@alfie_t8
Alfie
5 years
Imagine thinking Adidas is better than any of these
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@daaan_1874
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7 years
The way reading & leeds are dragging out this announcement you’d think Beatles, Oasis, Blur, Smiths & Joy Division were headlining
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dan
5 years
Typical European fans. Just get to a pub
@GeorgeTorr_
George Torr
5 years
Meanwhile in Sheffield ... #Climatestrike
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@daaan_1874
dan
2 years
Give me a smaller allocation any day of the week. Last night was full of half & half scarves and people who prefer to record the whole game, one of the worst away ends i’ve ever been in
@MikeKeegan_DM
Mike Keegan
2 years
7,500 Aston Villa fans at Old Trafford last night (in a competition that’s under threat).👏 #AVFC
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@daaan_1874
dan
7 years
Get yer dick out of america turner and announce R&L
@ArcticMonkeys
Arctic Monkeys
7 years
We're pleased to announce our 2018 festival dates. Full information at
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7 years
if conservatives was a tweet
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@daaan_1874
dan
6 years
A list of good 1975 songs
@csinclairart
Sinclair
6 years
What do U see?
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2 years
@StokeyyG2 Fake ID’s clearly didn’t work in the pub.
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7 years
oasis
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‎Andy O’tam
7 years
Describe your worst break up
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dan
7 years
A FUCKING OASIS REUNION
@JillyAnais
Jilly Anais™
7 years
Tell me what you want.. what you really really want..
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3 months
@stedonwwfc @NffcEx Think you need to venture out of Wolverhampton mate..
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5 years
@dexta_t your names dexter and you’re from ipswich fella
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8 months
@jack_scholes My sympathy goes out to anyone living in France tbf…
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1 year
@sarahst02xx You wouldn’t publicly shame your best friend if she was really your best friend 👍
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1 year
@ham_ezz Fucking hell that’s a better lineup than Glastonbury
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@daaan_1874
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6 years
Hahahaha the game is gone. They should be launching pound coins at eachother and doing ‘wanker’ gestures
@MLLoume
🇸🇳 Lamine
6 years
The PSG and Liverpool Fans congratulating each other! Thank You Liverpool for being so welcoming! ALLEZ PARIS 🔵🔴
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@daaan_1874
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10 months
He’s a joke man. What a player Dortmund produced
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1 year
@tommygorman26 Will follow you for more tips in the future pal
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6 years
fucking hell maggy thatchers more alive than that crowd
@91X
91X
6 years
Holy bananas. @ArcticMonkeys night 1 of a sold out show at @ObservatorySD . EVERY ONE IS SINGING. #91x #91xmonkeys
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8 months
Absolute wrongun if you’re choosing to watch West Ham v Brighton over the darts tonight
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8 months
@jack_scholes That well known war torn country, France
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6 years
Imagine vlogging at a game. Such weird behaviour
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7 months
Scenes nobody (absolutely everybody) wants to see at West Brom
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1 year
@SkySportsPL Has to go down as the best hair transplant ever
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@daaan_1874
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7 years
seen so many people who don't even like LG bagging tickets wtf stay in your skepta zone mongo
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2 months
@saley1984 It’s horrible to see mate. Genuinely falling out of love with it rapidly
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2 months
@pjna Think i’ll have PTSD forever after that. Leaving every game early from now on 😂
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2 years
@footbaIItheory Ricardo Perreira has spent his entire career injured
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@daaan_1874
dan
6 years
Imagine how much shithousing you could do with these 2 up front
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5 years
@GroazhonPark sounds horrendous mate, it’s a friday morning, you’d have to be on an extreme amount of drugs to enjoy that
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5 years
Unpopular opinion but couldn’t think of anywhere worse to go on holiday than Zante and Ibiza etc.. places look full of cunts
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dan
6 years
Love them or hate them, what a mental fanbase teeners have.
@thecourteeners
Courteeners
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HEATON PARK - SOLD OUT! 50,000 TICKETS. THANK YOU x
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6 years
Mental how whenever Anthony Joshua fights everybody in existence turns into a boxing expert
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dan
7 years
when LG announces his tour this will be me
@lemonworId
𝐄𝐯𝐞
8 years
Trying to get tickets for a popular gig like:
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10 days
Is it my imagination or have I finally found something worth living for 🤩
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1 year
So funny seeing people who haven’t been Luton buzzing to go next season. Biggest shithole in the country and an awful away day
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1 year
@Caesium1988 @Sarfo15M so is your profile picture don’t see me complaining 👍
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5 years
@Jblunt_23 yeah mate, looks like u only wear clothes than cuts off ur blood circulation too
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6 years
I know i’m gonna be a Mardy Bum when I find out
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2 years
@alexjl30 Replace Peroni with Staropramen and you’ve got a solid back 3 for 10 years.
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6 years
Indie twitter every time Liam Gallagher tweets:
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7 years
What a horrific lineup, that just screams man bag adidas trackies ciroc vodka mongo’s
@WirelessFest
Wireless Festival
7 years
🚨 Wireless 2018 🚨
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@mbnotagain97 Lee Rigbys killers were christian at birth. Wait until you know the facts.
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7 years
@liamgallagher @louisesturdee Oasis doesn't even need to happen now Liam you're good enough alone can't wait for the album as you were x
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6 years
Blackpool Tower
@AllAroundNGR
All Around Nigeria 🌍🇳🇬
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7 years
Liam Gallagher to announce a winter UK tour 😛
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dan
7 years
The misusage of the phrase ‘not long’ in this tweet is exactly why I have trust issues with people
@OfficialRandL
Reading & Leeds Fest
7 years
Not long until your first 2018 line up announcement! Hold tight. ❤️️🎪☀️💛
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1 year
@CityElite_ I can assure you not a single person outside of Ipswich is remotely arsed about Norwich
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6 years
Can tell the six nations is on
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7 years
worst LG cover ever
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1 year
@1stlegend @Wayne501Mardle Does he play in Chernobyl?
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2 years
@DRALLIMA Hooked onto this like it’s a Netflix series. Is there a part 4?
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7 years
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
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5 years
People’s obsession with Zlatan is so weird man, the blokes a massive cunt
@eddie_robinson2
Eddie Robinson
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You are not in #Zlatan wall😂😂😂
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7 years
liam gallagher shaking instruments about
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6 years
Can’t even spit out chewing gum without volleying it across the street with my right peg
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7 years
does anyone else suffer from utter tiredness all day until your head hits the pillow n ya bodies like whoops just kidding i'm wide awake x
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5 years
worst tame impala cover ever
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7 years
having nobody to go to gigs with because ya mates music tastes are shite hahhahha who wants to be my new friend??? xx
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6 years
Twitter is very stale at the moment isn’t it, where are all the raging twitter indies ??
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2 years
“I’m off out love” “Where you going Adam?” “Going to wipe random peoples number plates to see if their car is taxed”
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5 months
@BarneyTipster brilliant tip mate!
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6 years
God tier: No Cunt Cares About Good tier: How Indie Or Edgy Average tier: You Are Shite tier: Please Stop The 1975
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7 years
an oasis reunion
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5 years
Even the police are using zonal marking. Games gone
@graballnew
GraballNews
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Streatham attack: Sudesh Amman was not marked ‘man-to-man’
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7 years
when she uploads a selfie with a stone roses t-shirt on
@bellathorne
BITCHIMBELLATHORNE
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fuck thats so hot
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7 years
imagine having 9 pals
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5 years
Wayne Lineker when an underage girl walks past
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1 year
@avfcfern In all fairness the relegation battle is a lot more exciting for a neutral than who gets Europa conference
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7 years
stop announcing gigs some of us have overdrafts
@RadioX
Radio X
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BIG @liamgallagher announcement tomorrow. Tune in Thursday at 8.45am with @ChrisMoyles ! 🙌
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7 years
@benstrat98 @liamgallagher @louisesturdee LG is the only person i'll admit to asslicking x
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2 years
@btsportfootball Nowt wrong with showing a bit of personality? same people giving this stick will say the games going boring
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6 years
When you try to organise a sesh in the group chat but no one replies
@liamgallagher
Liam Gallagher
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I'll take that as a NO then as you were LG x
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5 years
It’s just really weird behaviour isn’t it. Never been funny
@collectibIes
Collectibles Store
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Always put your seat belt on. #FIFA20
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2 years
INJECT ITTTTT💉💉💉💉💉💉💉
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7 years
@liamgallagher is it worth the aggravatiooooooon liam?
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11 months
Not exaggerating when I say that’s the worst looking beer i’ve ever seen
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1 year
@puffpuff65 Had a miserable morning until i saw this HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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