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entering my @̴̹̝̜͐͌̂͂͋̽̑̅͐̏̓̉̒͊̄̒̏̔́͑͗̀͐́̀̈́͌̓̏̍̕̕͘͝͠¥̴̧̧̛̛̛͕̜̭̔͛͗̍̀̏́̆̓̀͂͌͆́̄̀͌̆̌̿̀͌̃͛́̉̕̚̚͝•̶̨̧̨̧̛̬̜̰̼̹̫͚̜͚̭̃̿̄̆̈́̆̓͐̏͗́̋́̔̈́̓̀͌̈́͂̄͝͝͝~̴̧̨̨̨̨̛͇̼̘̻̱̲͍̫̖͍͓̮̫̞̻̝͖̼̣̳̮̝̞̲̻̣͉̻̌͊͋̄̈͌̍͋͌̎̓̔̉̅̏͌̀͒̔͋̔̃̎͌̑̕̚͝͠‰̴͇̫̞͒̐̓͘̕#̷̨̫̠̩̘̼͕͔̰̱̹̝̗̦̿̌̊̓̃̈́̔̃̂̋̀̐̀̾͑̾̓͆́́̓̕̚͝ era
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university math departments have gone full woke: my algebra class is teaching me about radical left ideals!
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too autistic to interact with non-mathematicians, not autistic enough to interact with mathematicians
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first grad school acceptance, your girl’s gonna get a phd in math :) :)
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i wish there was a wikipedia wrapped. mine would be smth like… your top genre was “abstract algebra”. this year, you spent 50223 minutes on pages under this category! your most frequently visited page was “direct limit”, for which you were among the top 0.01% of visitors
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ive been playing this silly little game called ‘‘how long can i survive in math without understanding tensor products?’’ and uuuh i think im about to lose
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i dont identify as a woman in STEM because personally i think math is closer to the arts and humanities than the sciences
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they need to make a galois biopic before twink death comes for timothee chalamet
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What AI thinks a What a mathematician
mathematician looks like actually looks like
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ban SF tech bros from using math terms until they learn to behave themselves
“I’m locally monogamous for sufficiently small epsilon” - someone at a party last night
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math textbooks that put definitions in the middle of paragraphs instead of their own separate definition environment like theorems/propositions are evil
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not now sweetie, mommy’s really high and getting emotional watching youtube videos about the riemann hypothesis
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watching saltburn rn, of course they made the WEIRD LOSER FREAK study MATH
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apparently my grandma has been DMing dartmouth’s instagram account with random greek memes and recipes because she didn’t know how to save posts for later and thought that dartmouth wouldn’t bother reading her messages i-
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my math phd personal statement opened with a barbie quote. i got into my top choice btw. fuck you steve
If Barbie fans grow up to major in STEM, it's always in the Life Sciences. It's the guys who major in the Death Sciences like physics who are looking forward to Oppenheimer saying The Line.
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zoom classes don’t work for me because if my camera is turned off i go on my phone but if it’s turned on i get too distracted by my own reflection
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shaving my whole body for the
@raynefq
live show like i’m a tween before a one direction concert
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"did contrapoints just confirm the philosophytube 4chan conspiracy theory-?"
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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thinking abt how 24s wont get to experience the letdown i felt when fysep, international student pre-orientation, and native pre-orientation all ended & all the white upper-middle class students from just outside boston started arriving for regular o-week
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im actually pretty proud of myself, i managed to take 4 classes, work 10 hrs/wk, and finish the term with a 3.8 gpa, in the middle of a pandemic, ALL WHILE RECOVERING FROM A FUCKING EATING DISORDER !! hardest shit i’ve ever done. i am that bitch
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i cant count the number of times
@QiaochuYuan
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idk how to explain it but this is how i feel every time i log into darthub
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remember that period of time when we thought we would be back for the second half of 20S? LMAAOO
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it’s so funny to me how foco has all these little brochures everywhere encouraging us to eat healthy when the only foods they serve consistently are pizza and chicken nuggets
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me: i should download l*brex again to stay updated on the convo regarding intl students
l*brex:
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jennifer lawrence and timothee chalamet in dont look up are literally every alt bisexual woman and her cigarette-looking boyfriend
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still thinking about the fact that that my mom made me take a pregnancy test when i came back from math camp. MATH CAMP.
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lana: “im not not a feminist but there has to be a place in feminism for women who look and act like me”
me:
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zoom university profs out here holding “synchronous class discussions” during their regularly scheduled time slot but then on top of that expecting us to have watched a FULL “asynchronous pre-recorded lecture” before each,,, shit don’t add up fr
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emailing dartmouth office of the registrar to give me permission to enroll in two classes that are on the same time block like
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so grateful i didn’t have twitter freshman fall lmaoo imagine tweeting about being upset over a B+ on a test, couldn’t be me
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d*rtmouth’s new ban on smoking is discrimination against european students send tweet
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thank god the coronavirus pandemic didn’t take place in the early 2010s, imagine pulling up to school and everyone looks like this
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abolish mandatory college orientation events and embrace the true purpose of o-week: having mediocre sex in an XL twin bed
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@taz_chu
my favorite part is when this was posted on r/badmathematics and eliezer himself showed up in the comments to defend himself
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this is what it feels like being me…wearing my little outfits at the math department every day
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if one (1) more person from my hometown asks me when im heading back to college again and i have to say i dont know & then i have to sit there and explain d*rtmouth’s whole ass stupid plan and pretend it makes sense i will scream 💀💀
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i picked up my bag weird at the end of my meeting with my thesis advisor and like a dozen whippets fell out, im gonna kms
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i can already see college admissions counselors advising hs seniors to avoid writing their common-app essay about lockdown/corona because it’s not gonna make them standout
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the em dash is the sexiest punctuation mark i said what i said
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life pro tip: if you love money and you marry rich, then by the transitive property it follows that you ARE marrying for love xx
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something about being perceived by tour groups of prospective dartmouth applicants and their parents makes me feel like an animal in a zoo
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apparently dartmouth is raising tuition for online classes lmaoo i have never felt better about being broke and on financial aid
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proof u don’t have to be that smart to get into the ivy league
Opinion: "Overturning Roe v. Wade is clearly not enough, as it would leave a patchwork of abortion laws across the country that would still threaten the right to life." Guest columnist Levi Roseman '21 argues for a "Life Amendment" to the constitution.
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why aren’t scientists studying the relationship between quantum physics and the collective unconscious ??!!!
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how long till zoomers replace fuck/marry/kill with seggs/situationship/unalive
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the venn diagram of tabards, novack workers, and d*rtmouth twitter is a circle
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nothing is funnier to me than grown men at family gatherings refusing to play chess against me because their fragile male ego can’t handle the idea of losing to a teenage girl at a game typically associated with intelligence
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yikes! dropping the class now. was a fan of complex analysis, didn’t know all these functions were homophobic
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remember how a few years ago jennifer lawrence was all like “i love pizza! no other girls love food! im so quirky!” and we thought it was relatable then but now we look back at it and cringe? can we pls start cringing at the whole “lol i replace meals with iced coffee🤪🤪” thing?
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math homework is making me suicidal so i try to romanticize the struggle by pretending that i am a young aspiring wizard studying to unlock the secrets of the arcane
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women in math should be entitled to some sort of financial compensation for putting up with all the men in the field
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tabard i like you, i really do, but as a greek person this email gave me an aneurism
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which sorority should i rush im tryna decide between ravenclaw and slytherin 🤔🤪😻🙈
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someone needs to teach men how to take up less space in social settings. literally zero self-awareness ab when to be quiet and when to contribute to the conversation
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the tiktokification of nasa….. truly dark times we are living through
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zoomed in so u can admire my t-shirt in all of its glory. also fyi i cringe calling myself a mathematician, maybe future mathematician if im lucky
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how does dartmouth expect students to decide whether or not they want to be on campus for winter term when they haven’t yet told us if the hop will remain closed?
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@marysuewriter
this!! like i love hating on glee in 2020, but also i’ll never forget how closeted me would literally rewatch the scene where santana comes out to her grandmother every other day
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on top of selling $3.14 pizzas to celebrate pi day i think 7/11 should also be changing its name to 22/7
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apparently today is
#BiVisibilityDay
? hi i’m bi !! here’s my face !! kinda wack i came out 3 years ago?
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bell jar fig tree passage except it’s me trying to decide what area of math i want to go into
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i have a similar story but instead of being half-asleep i was doing a whippet on acid
I had a dream last night that I solved the Goldgach Conjecture so I got up half asleep and jotted down a summary of the proof so I wouldn't forget it. I got up this morning eager to check the proof. The proof read 8 = 5 + 3.
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ok i think i can accept the existence of dartmouth ‘25s, but ‘26s is where i draw the line 🥴
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mom can u pick me up im hanging out with two m*llionaire kids and they both just called themselves “middle class” 🥴🥴🥴
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i spend one day hanging out with my friends and i have to stop myself from tweeting some corny shit like ‘friendship is so special’
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i stare blankly at the analysis exam in front of me, realizing i probably failed. “girl math” i whisper to myself, a single tear trailing down my cheek
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i was presenting my final project in front of my whole cs class and instead of BDMC (binary discrete memoryless channel) i said BDSM 🤡🤡 love a good freudian slip
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i went to the alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends and nobody knew you
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studying on the green on a sunny day would be a vibe if eduroam actually worked here
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i swear the greatest barrier to mental health services at dartmouth is the fact that you have to call them to schedule an appointment , like please just let me do it online
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what’s biden’s plan to keep the library open after 6pm during finals week
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so um anyway who’s gna tell dartmouth admin that international students exist???
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not to be all emotional and angsty on the tl, but living with my parents makes me feel like i can only exist as a shadow of myself
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none of my business whether students are cheating on the exam im proctoring while eurovision semifinal 2 is happening
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dartmouth admin think this is how mental health works
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took out my lip piercing for one (1) hour to facetime my parents and it closed up ….. rip …. end of an era, you will be missed 💀🪦🤧🤧💔💔
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if dartmouth winter carnival doesnt look like this then i dont want it
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