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I'm sorry but there's nothing difficult about going a month without sex lmfao. And for $100 000? Piece of cake.
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everyone : omg so crazy to think i’m gonna have kids this decade and we’re all gonna get married !!
world war 3 :
#WWIII
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can we please start a thread of conspiracy theories 🥺
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will smith and jada are in an open relationship 😳 if another girl breathes the same air as my mans i’m all like
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@RUJoshingMe
Fr fr 😂 man's should actually won. Imagine being tempted by francesca in the shower and turning her down
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you think you can hurt my feelings ? bro i’m an overthinker. i already imagined this happening and hurt my own feelings
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so apparently therapy doesn’t work when you lie to the psychologist haha how weird?
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so i manifested him falling madly in love with me (didn’t think it would actually work) and we’re dating now and i’ve never been happier 🥺🥰❤️
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can’t wait to move out
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got my license and a boyfriend in the same week can i get a W
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y’all are for real sleeping on siri’s south african accent 😩😩😩
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I just KNOW parallel universe me is happy cause I'm sad as fuck
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when people who usually shop at woolworths have to shop at checkers
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imagine your card declines at therapy and they start making fun of your trauma
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men, just remember that ferb got vanessa without talking so the lesson here is: shut the fuck up
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not being worried about who messages first cause you know you both wanna talk to each other>>>>>
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Tired of not waking up next to the love of my life
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so basically i had the best birthday ever 🥺🤍 thanks for all the wishes ❤️
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kinda rude that i’m not cuddling with the love of my life right now but whatever
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you could literally put me in a room with nothing in it but my books to study and i’d still get distracted
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She had him saved as “LOML🥺💖💞💘💗💓”
He has her saved as +27 ...
-Rupi kaur
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south africans in the middle of an earthquake : *opens twitter* LMFAAAOOO GUYS this earthqua-
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the sexual tension between me and wanting to move out
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archiving the chat so you don’t get sad about them not replying
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we supported the bokke .. now it’s time to support our boeke😔🤟🏼
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Anyways here’s Drivers License by miss Olivia Rodrigo hehe 😜 xoxoxo
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"YoU sLeEp sO mUcH" stfu it's as close as I can get to not existing.
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Sending nudes to girls>>>>>>sending nudes to boys
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i’m the type of person who feels guilty for asking for their own stuff back from their friends
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Moving the conversation from dm's to whatsapp
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Guys please pray for the people in Cape Town. Nothings wrong, they're all just fucking imbeciles who can't follow instructions
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remember when we thought corona would be gone by august lmfaaaaoooooopain
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summoning circle , hope it works
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whatsapp
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dark mode
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boy replying to my nudes : you’re so hot😻
girl replying to my nudes : holy fuck mamas your body is fucking art you are so fucking hot lemi smash plz lemi have your babies 🥺👉🏼👈🏼 ass? thicc. tiddies? perfection. hotel ? trivago. ur so perfect 😭💖
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i don’t know how people nap for half an hour. my “naps” are 2 hours or more, nothing less
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Does anyone else hate banana flavoured things but still like bananas ??? Or is it just me
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to the people who can keep their cupboards nicely packed forever, how do you do it? i’ll pack mine and it’ll literally be a mess the next day 😐
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Don't let the coronavirus distract you from the fact that your crush doesn't like you back
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it’s me pulling my mask down so i can hear better for me
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Who's your favourite step up character and why is it Moose
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me going to my moms room to annoy her cause i’m bored
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my boyfriend be like “let me know when you get home i’m sending you a surprise” then i get home and the surprise is him hiding in my cupboard🧍🏽♀️
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lmao wait but like what’s the point of the double like feature 😭🤣
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Shit is the fire okay ?
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when a guy when a girl
compliments compliments you you
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when moms in a bad mood, everyone else must be in a bad mood
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Please can my parents just say "sike we're actually rich" cause this whole being poor thing is not working out for me
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no one :
my dad when i’m studying: you winning ? :)<3
no i’m not but thanks for asking 🥺❤️
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For ten marks, can someone explain why THE FUCK people are still going out ??????? 1 2 3 go.
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I could never be a therapist. All I'd say is "lmao same"
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Good morning to single people only ❤️ luv you hope you’re good
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When I send a message at 12:45 and I don't get a reply at 12:44
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people who look good in their ID photo hold so much power
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a short story
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anyways 3 distinctions and a bachelors pass not bad😳😳😳
okay but why do i not have any friends 😭😭😭🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣 no one to celebrate with 😭🤣🤣😭😭🤣😭💔💔💔 fuck it i’ll drink with my parents 😜😜
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can y’all please start acting right and get iphones so i can delete whatsapp
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