Cynical Ujval
@cynical_ujval
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😍: 🐕 📖 ✍🏻 | 😡: religion, nationalism | Blessed 2 be followed by my wife & kids 🙏 | @isbedu @theicai @CFAinstitute | Graduated summa cum laude na bhujyam.
Minds full of fear 🇮🇳
Joined February 2011
We knew, We warned you, But you didn't listen. We now pay the price, For what was your folly.
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Resistance is not futile.
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Bhadwa saala bsd wala.
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Would be funny if it was a joke 😭
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Temple. 🚶
Every bylane in Mumbai looks like this now. What are they finding? Oil? Gold? Ethereum??
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From a time when the definition of beauty was very different 🫡😍
This doctor on the left is not just any doctor. The year is 1969. The place is King’s College Hospital, London. And, she is Reita Faria—the first Indian and Asian woman to win Miss World. A woman of beauty, brains, and unstoppable elegance. 12 photos, endless elegance. 1/13
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Dabang ka meme: "Tiger se darr nahin lagta sahab...mummy se lagta hai"
Kid Starts shouting "Meri shirt chhod de, mummy Daantegi" after Tiger grabeed his shirt in Zoo
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Capital idea 👇
Quick tip: if you are getting harassed by calls for property, ask the callers this one question: cosmo or non-cosmo? 9/10 they will reply non-cosmo, which is euphemism for no Muslims allowed. And it doesn't end there, if you are a Gujju like me, you may even find that they may even have caste preferences. So shame them. It is the least they deserve for their harassment.
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@CPPuneCity when you first took over there was much fanfare about reigning in goons. Then there was the PR stunt about the pointless crackdown on bikes with modified silencers, which amounted to nothing. The city's slide continues on your watch:
This happened to a runner today morning on DP road near Mhatre Bridge. The runner was not alone, 2 people from his running group were ahead of him, who turned back & came after they heard him screaming.. he wasn’t running in the middle of the road, not wearing gold chain..or carrying a phone. This happened not at 2am or 3am. Now that all the angles of blaming him (except for the fact that he was runing) have been negated. Let’s look at the increase in brazen lawlessness in Pune. On well lit, wide road, close to office of a political party. Today there was also another running event happening at that very location means the road wasn’t very deserted. There were some runners & walkers out & about. Lawlessness is a serious problem in Pune city & it needs to be addressed.
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Humray Narendra "18-20 hours a day" Modi ka aisa photo kyun nahin hai kahin? Bolo bolo, tell tell.
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In all the cheering and jeering, a moment's silence for this man who now has no work 😢🙏
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NDTV ensuring that its owners business interests in Israel are nurtured. Fcuking wankers won't show the pics of Palestinian hostages (yes, hostages) released by Israel. They are malnourished, tortured, broken, and more.
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M/s Reading & Knowledge committed suicide after seeing this. RIP.
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"No one can perform on the footpaths or roads as it causes inconvenience" LOL! Encroachements, parking, and 2-wheelers riding on footpaths (where they exist) and potholes and VIP convoys on roads do not cause inconvenience @acpcubbonpark @BlrCityPolice?
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AAP had no business in Haryana, Gujarat, and Goa other than to cut Congress votes. OTOH, Delhi is a state Congress has governed for multiple terms and has done a whole lot of good while doing so. The lack of perspective among people is shocking.
The meltdown of a section of so called liberals is completely bizarre. They didn’t give these lectures on opposition unity to AAP when the party went to Goa, Gujarat, Haryana etc to fight elections and weaken anti communal, secular vote. Delhi election result is a rejection of the Trojan horse that attempted to damage the liberal cause across the country. Majority of liberals are rightly cheering the fall of the facade so that the real champion of liberal values - the Indian National Congress - can emerge stronger to take the BJP on and defeat it.
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Even using a simple 1+1=2 and not something more, the alliance would've won. It had 50.4% vote share as well. Truth be told it was the arrogant chhota Sanghi who nixed the alliance, not Congress.
A story within a story in Delhi. Congress drew a blank but seriously damaged AAP. As many as 13 constituencies where Cong candidate got more votes than the gap between BJP and AAP.. (Cong finished second in one constituency). Had AAP and Cong fought together, several more seats might have seen a neck and neck fight in Delhi. In a way, Cong has done to AAP what AAP did to Congress in Goa in 2022. Revenge perhaps for AAP taking away Cong vote in the past dating back to 2013, but here is the central question: is INDIA alliance over?
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