@EPriceJourno How has he only just noticed??

Never thought I’d need to be looking at this but seeing as I’m divorcing a money grabbing thieving lying twat this apparently is likely to be the outcome.

RT @JJHTweets: Brexit. In three headlines.

Roman Abramovich may owe HMRC £1bn for unpaid taxes, analysis shows But of course the government is looking at State benefit fraud which is peanuts compared

@sarajcox Every time I went to the coffee machine in work, about 4 m away a woman sat at her desk and glared at everyone. She had resting bitch face Long before anyone had heard of it. She scared the life out of me. 27 years later and I love the bones of her❤️

@TomShanklin As in “av a look at Bubbins’ smoulder pads in this photo”

Musk finally demonstrates his nazi credentials. Odious cunt.

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@EleriSion @BBCRadioWales The dishwasher uses less water, the husband should use the money it saves to buy his wife some rubber gloves and spend the time it saves to give her some attention

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RT @mask_bastard: this is the greatest thing i have ever seen

RT @dazm73: Have I missed something as I haven’t seen JK Rowling Tweet about the rape/“grooming gang” of young women and children scandal?

What I don't get about the Muskovite is why he doesn't realise that one of the first things fascist governments restrict is free speech

What do you mean it's still the 1st of January?

I wonder if Musk is going to create an account for himself as #COTUS - and the C doesn't stand for captain

@sara_dafydd Haia Sara, yng nghaerdydd mae’r system yn waeth gan bod hi yn amhosib bwcio tacsi ar gyfer cadair olwyn. Yn hollol amhosib. Gen i ebost o’r cyngor yn esbonio pam, y bai ar san steffan a’r cyngor yn methu gneud dim am y peth

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