RT @rahhead01: 🤣🤣🤣little legs lol

@Ahendo171 Take it easy.

My neighbours are Spanish. They have a 4 year old. He still can't say, "Please" though. Which I think is poor for four.

@PeachyHooch That would make it good?

RT @tradingMaxiSL: 3. How to defend yourself against kangaroo.

@oGototheS Think its worse now.

Andre Ward. Multiple world titles in two weight divisions. Intelligent boxing skills. Humble. Olympic gold medal. Undefeated 32-0 record. Breezed through the elite fighters in the Super-middleweight division. Hall of fame fighter. One of the best in the 21st century.

Where do all the smurfs come from?

Sherlock had a brother who solved cases by accident. Sheer Luck Holmes.

@Dru8376 Happy birthday mate.

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don't know about. Attack them now. Now they have two battles.

RT @YesterdaysBrit1: That's nostalgia! Was it just me, or did anyone else tape the top 40 on Sunday nights, on Radio 1, using this? https:…

RT @anon_opin: People who hold their phones like a tray in front of their face and speak into it are always tossers. There are no exception…

RT @UAPinvestigatio: It’s wild. UFOs are real and no body gives a shit

How many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies?

@born_crying Darley. Nr Harrogate.

My mate messaged me for some health & safety advice. He asked, "What's the best way to lift a box?" I messaged him straight back.

Brimham Rocks. North Yorkshire. Cool place.

@born_crying We did. Hit the spot.