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@cwnsdumbdog

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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Aleks | Queer Elder (26) | hsr lvl 70 matching with my wife 2ha brainrot era priv @dumbdogrizz

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Dream job? Getting my wife pregnat
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@saintdiavolo filthy frank was an obvious satire, just read the "about". he deserves everything, he is very talented.
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@NoOne31495660 @Neoncaffeine @saturn_lxhvli No??? Kittens learn very fast to use the litterbox, I had a couple of issues with completely stray kittens for a couple of days maybe - and not with all of them. Completely used to humans, at home cats shouldn't have any issues with using the box.
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@najjjka2 @MichaLBBC "Każdy, kto pożądliwie patrzy na kobietę, już się w swoim sercu dopuścił z nią cudzołóstwa. Jeśli więc prawe twoje oko jest ci powodem do grzechu, wyłup je i odrzuć od siebie."
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@WifwolfMommy Szkoda że nie ma koedukacyjnej, w Budapeszcie widziałem i nikt nie robi problemu- jest pokój z szafkami i poprostu przebieralnie na zamek
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Chu Wanning learning how to fly on a sword
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honey wake up they made Jinx straight
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Mo Ran
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@KsopgieI @magdafami @ddksiazek Miłością i wsparciem dziecka nie nakarmisz
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@candycassidyy is it the same chinese person that was later found out to be american?
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@SonoScemo13 @archaicsolanum @training_d4d "Opposition to vaccination has posed a challenge to herd immunity, allowing preventable diseases to persist in or return to populations with inadequate vaccination rates." Oh no I misspelled a word, I guess my whole argument is invalid now. Unvaccinated people are a threat.
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@QbaMkn86 @Sir_Bornstein @Witam_Kuzwa Nie ma treningów ani żadnej dokumentacji procesów tylko "pokazać"? Pewnie jeszcze na odpierdol jeden raz i zdziwko że zapominają.
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@candycassidyy yeah the person who made that isnt even chinese, they were just "testing their skills". so they dont know shit about the culture, but act like they know it all because they used google translator
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i know this thread won't be seen by most people but it was nice to test my skills and hopefully clear things up
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@kaha_katarzyna O nie muszę spędzać czas z moim dzieckiem jaka to udręka, tortura. Biedna nastolatka że ma taką matkę która narzeka na nią na twitterze. Wstyd.
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@IgorMateusz @SneakyBastard14 Jakby faceci się nie kurwili to by nie musieli płacić alimentów
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Eating he/him pussy out is a religious experience
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Big Dumb Manslut 🦮
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Referring to sucking a guy's cock as eating his pussy is actually just extremely based
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sugar daddy sugar mommy onlyfans cum nsfwtwt
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@carpaek @SorenzGaHoole Czy ta lewaczka jest z nami teraz w pokoju?
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@Yeethawspp The puritan views of most of the genshin twt is really concerning, they don't understand what the whole situation really means
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Chu Wanning's mornig stretches
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My baby learned how to jump on the highest closet LOOK HOW PROUD HE IS
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@SpaceFlight211 Über allen kurwa
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2 years
@_Cherrysodaa_ @kusanalihp @kaslanaist You have no clue how corporations work, do you? Of course they didn't fix it lol
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Good morning girlies
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@dosc_popisow @QbaMkn86 @Sir_Bornstein @Witam_Kuzwa Co to ma wspólnego z wiekiem? Niektórzy ludzie po prostu potrzebują więcej czasu na wyrobienie sobie rutyny. Albo, po prostu trzeba było zrobić dokumentację by mogła dwa razy sprawdzić gdzie dokument odłożyć bez potrzeby pytania.
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@najjjka2 "Nie sądźcie, abyście nie byli sądzeni. Jak bowiem wy innych będziecie sądzić, tak też i was osądzą, a jaką miarą sami mierzyć będziecie, taką i wam odmierzą."
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@PLTSUxD @anon64088814830 @AppIepiei @bxo_pl @libera_vipera @xIceman23 Jeśli nie jest w stanie przejąć obowiązków to jest dupa nie facet. Ugotować to godzina max- zawsze można zrobić zupę i starczy na dwa dni. Posprzątać - 30 minut. Co za wielki problem?
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@defend_fatou @saintdiavolo Trying to cancel Joji for playing filthyfrank is the same as trying to cancel an actor for playing a bad character. Shane Dawson didn't play a character, he just nasty.
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@IceMan4545 @literallysofie @KaddiCosplay It's a dollar for two sweets, shut up.
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@yjijso yall need to go outside instead of creating drama for no reason
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@ajyapstoomuch @MavihsLH @NoOne31495660 @Neoncaffeine @saturn_lxhvli And kittens are inherently very clean too, unless it was saved when it was a week old- in which case he should've known better and socialize it with other adult cats as early as possible to avoid this issue! Don't get cats unless you did extensive research!
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@SonoScemo13 @archaicsolanum @training_d4d They still are, just a lesser risk. If the vaccine is 90% efficient, the 10% is still gonna get sick. Also, there are people who cannot get vaxxed due to medical reasons, so we should protect them via herd immunity. If there's nothing against getting the shot, why not get it?
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Good morning
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@Quartex0010 @leniwalewaczka To na chuj się wypowiadasz skoro to cię nie interesuje
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Is this the fish mpreg yall have been talking about?
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Is he ok
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@jimothyhalpbert @mk_rowe @ErinInTheMorn Bones aren't 100% proof anyways, and they're harder to judge than you think.
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@zimnoismutno Ale sobie gniazdko zrobili <3
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@toksykomanya Miałem takie ale w dupie mi pękły </3
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@panlisiecki Bardzo podobny do Pyzy :))))
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Made a feast because Happy Birthday Mo Ran
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Men are literally comparing women to objects, no wonder women aren't as interested bro stfu
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Young women aren’t giving each other “dating tips” anymore. They’re telling each other to decenter men and advising each other to prepare for a life without them. I think that’s a big deal, hugely different vibe than when I was in my twenties.
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Man I was meant to be rich the way I'm throwing money away anyone wanna be sugar daddy dlakhahejd (porn bots in 3...2...1...)
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Struggling
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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@MavihsLH @NoOne31495660 @Neoncaffeine @saturn_lxhvli You can then...show them? Cats are very clean and they learn fast
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I almost forgor I got incest sticks
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@rizzslay Hey real quick I need a sugar daddy
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My meta wallet is not working I'm just a sugar baby looking for sugar daddy I love shrooms hey where can I get a tshirt I love gentle cock and ass. Wow I can't get enough of nuts and shroomz and tshirts please give me more daddy. I love nfts
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Ok but why am I less sore being fucked half to death is rlly good post workout apparently
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@Quartex0010 @leniwalewaczka Wypierdalaj do szkoły skoro cię nie nauczyli
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@SonoScemo13 @archaicsolanum @training_d4d That's how every vaccine works you dumbass. It won't work if all people are not vacicnated. That's why measles came back in the anti-vaxx community.
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@flwrcrimson They're fighting over how they're gonna cook it
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Most colorful outfit
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@Dead_Science @shig6it @realRosaKnox As a person living in europe, coughing twice doesn't leave me in 50k debt. Oh and wait! I got uni for free. America is a third world country wearing a gucci belt.
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@WhyTheEnn biblically accurate angel but in a femboy kinda way, if you feel like a challenge
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This would heal me
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not even gonna lie i fw this
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BARK BARK BARK BARK COME OUT FASTER
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Lev's favorite ice cream flavor
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🕐🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎥🕐 (hourly)
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GOOD MORNING
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I need some kind of sugar daddy for this
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@KsJozek @kalsiur @bingeshrex Człowieku co ty pierdolisz
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@kaha_katarzyna Nauki? Pracuję od ładnych paru lat XD Lepiej naucz się jak być lepszą matką.
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I made bread
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Why the fuck am I making bread
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I'm actually working today what the fuck
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Got chinese takeout, wish me luck cause I got their spiciest option
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They're just like me
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i like food
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Also saw this lil fella at the store
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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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@catluclovebot @candycassidyy i might not be ultra kaeluc shipper but i hate the spread of misinformation jesus christ, some people need to go outside
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Wife....wife not home....
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Look at the little fella my mom took in
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Rare pic of Lev im the kitchen
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out of context dogs
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@kaha_katarzyna Nikt nie kazał ci mieć dzieci skoro to taka ciężka praca buuhuuu. Wypierdalaj najlepiej.
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I wasn't joking
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My boss gave me a hand mixer I'm?????
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@zoey277 Its fine its fine MATCHING LIP BALM BESTIEEEEE
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@zoey277 I did some research- generally the bigger the penis while limp, the less it usually grows when erect. Therefore, we can assume it should not go further than 24-25cm length, which is still massive. We can guestimate the diameter to be from 5-7cm. Poor CWN...
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@p4ulinka @shysheerio Co jest obrzydliwego w myciu się z tamponem?
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@nuance_guy @lacroicsz @NDBrazzi My brother in christ I think your fingers are just a lil fucked up
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Mo Ran and Xue Meng
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Synchronized tail wagging.. 😊
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@Roman_Empajer @JanekKala @majakstasko No chyba skończyłeś biologię na podstawowce
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@viaidkk @panlisiecki Dział Obsługi Klienta nie ma takich informacji, troche cierpliwości nie zabiło nikogo. W dodatku najczęściej DOK pomaga w po sprzedaży albo jak w trakcie zamówienia są jakieś problemy.
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@sytosa20 @cat_mom_aisha Koty można brać na spacery w szelkach, polecam cieplutko. Też mam same przybłędy z dworu.
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Why is creating a daily routine so fucking hard when ur an adult 😭 how do people do it
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@RubenetteB @BlondeHistorian Please don't put down other people to bring yourself up
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Forgive me father for I have sinned
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Soup!!!!
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Can you guess what I'm making
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Everything reminds me of him
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You were serving cunt? Let's say I was serving too. 5 years in prison. For aggravated assault.
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My wife said that white ppl twerking look like cats that are about to throw up and now I can't unsee it
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Please fix my skin
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I am still looking for a sugar daddy to spoil me so hard haha I am not at all baiting the bots
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Wife got me this big fuck off water bottle so I don't forget to stay hydrated sjshhekejsh
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