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The stomach bug in question
Fucking nausea after anything I eat. This stomach bug is awful
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My wax lady: Brazilian and armpits alone or you doing the lil mustache??
Me:😓
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My child now ask me if I use to have online class in the OLD TIME DAYS 😭😭😭😭😭
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Was talking to my friend about desperately needing a proper getaway & my daughter start to get excited.
It's you I'm tryna duck for a lil weekend princess. Mama is tiiieedddd 😭😭
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My 7 year old daughter said she's not sure what she wants to be when she gets older & proceeds to list all the possibilities. One of which was a "nuts seller" cuz she likes nuts.
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Your nipple piercings could never be your entire personality mamas🤧
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God forbid my man is one of them funny Twitter niqqas... All that geep geep you like?!? Aite BET!
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Yeaaaa
As we start to link I posting you as my WC one time. Sneaky Link NOTHING
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Today is going to be a great day. This is going to be a great week. 🙏🏾✨💛
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Don’t use these kinda pics!! Where his facking mug shot?!?! Cuz that’s what the media uses when every other MURDERER gets arrested.
The sound of screams and crying filled the air at the Shorelands residential community in Glencoe yesterday afternoon, after relatives arrived at the scene of the murders of Calida Schamber, 43, and her 66-year-old mother Carmelita DeLeon.
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This year has taught me that my money management is not the issue... I'm really just not making enough money.
Lord help me😭
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It’s so important to have a life outside of your romantic relationships… CRUCIAL!!!
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Waxing yo booty is the least painful part of a wax, in fact it really doesn’t hurt. Men are just...🙄😂
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As somebody from the East hear that you from south it's like you say you from Mozambique and I don't understand. It's like 35 minutes away 😂😂
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Lovah when he sees this tweet:
I could do with somebody just picking me up and carrying me for food right now.
(Not you lovah)
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When you've been the happy side chick for months and then block him when you've finally found the love of your life and you don't believe in infidelity 🖤 >>>>>>>>>
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Just saw a man post his friend for his bday saying, “Continue winning the race against time my lawd”… So you can’t just tell your homebody happy birthday?? Men kill me 🤣
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If it’s one thing d artists had personality, every “mood” was ah meewwwwddd😭😂😂🕊
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Deleted one off my phone the other day cuz [redacted] wasn't minding his business & all he took was my belly jiggling😔😔
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I’d surprise you with a new one, but what we destroying the old one for? 😓
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Men: "I just living with my child mother for them children, we not together"
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Sometimes it’s better to let people know tuh hull dey muddas cunt and carry on with your life
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Man who against toys during sex. How you bothered by a vibrator??!???🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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How is being a deadbeat mother worst than being a deadbeat father??? They’re both just as bad to me.
A deadbeat parent is a deadbeat parent 🤷🏾♀️
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I'm not no big sexer, but daiz nuh law?
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All the ting I love to play, I really miss consistent cuddles and love ups. Under all the ranking thing, I kinda soft inno 🥴
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If I didn’t fall and fracture my pinky finger in STD 3, I would’ve been looking like this all now!!!🥺
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From the time to catch yourself explaining to a man how to treat you, don’t even bother!!!! Just fuhget bout da
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BIG BOTTOM GIRLS ONLYYYYYYY LIKE THIS PIC…. Post a pic too if yuh want 😐✨🥺
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I was gonna miss this blessing for sure, cuz ain’t no waayyyy. Not even a “howdy do” 😭😂
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Every 2 weeks you have to be msging women to tell them to stay away from your man & you think the women are the problem. Girl that man telling every body don't take you on. Yuh "man" is the issue 😭😭
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If you eat KFC thigh, hmu!!!
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Y’all ain’t give gyal nothing but headache for the year, but want MCM post?!? MCM NOTHING!
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I stop looking at these IG hot gyal and their "tingz" as my goals longgggg time. I know better than that. Don't invest too much time into people's lives on that IG app.
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Man who does go in the bathroom with their phone after 1 in the morning and when you check WhatsApp they're online🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Them dicks with the curve deserve all the thingzz
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@ChantsNov
Or hooooorrrrrrr... Can’t even deal with tenants respectfully but you want to be responsible for an entire constituency?!?!
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Some gyal really have belly tho… Big up allyuh. I was crying in silence, cuz now you just looking for attention 😩
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As a big man why you have to post “single” as you and your gf fall out?? Ew
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I can't even Express how grateful I've been for still having a salary to collect, cuz boyyy it aint easy
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Me: *complains that my MACBook is making it hard to WFH because of certain things not downloading *
My man: *buys me a new laptop*
🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Quote this with a photo of when you knew your body was fire 🔥
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Listen, male best friends have no patience with you and your failed love story chronicles 😭
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One of my daughter’s classmates told her that she remembers me from when I came in school with braids past my bottom and then she said, “your mudda is a hot gyal in d city city”
Yes I am sugar plum 🥹😭
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Niqqas always disappearing... There's no sweat, so where TF y'all goingggggggggggg??????
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Fxcking somebody man is one thing eh, but somebody fxcking mineeee??? Wow! Just wow!!
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@ChantsNov
This is nonsense... Cleary they had an issue with from jump... This is disgusting, that response, everythinggggg... That man doesn’t deserve your money. “This tenancy is not going to work out”?!? Cuz you requested that some issues be fixed?!? He must be crazyyyy
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There are too many restaurants, lounges, sports bars etc with great food & drinks. If that man knows that going out for drinks & food is your vibe but not doing it, TRUST that it’s cuz he just doesn’t care to!! Stop compromising pleaseeeee
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