waiting for him to accidentally bump into me and then we start a conversation and end up dating and marrying me and have a happily ever after life together
guys can we bring cursing back cuz cussing is not doing the job anymore like “fuck u” nahh more like “i wish a plague upon you and your entire bloodline” that does the job better…
me to my mom: omg l dyed my hair red do you like it?
what she hears: omg I dyed my hair which means I completely abandoned my culture to the western world and now I will be getting 3 piercings and 10 tattoos and I will be moving out and changing my religion as well
PLOT TWIST: my dad knew I wanted to dye my hair and that I forgot the foil at home he grabbed a bike and came to the terminal just before the daewoo was about to leave to give me the foil so I can dye my hair IM CRYING (speechless)
at this point liking a guy and finding out hes str8 doesnt even affect me (im violently crying, screaming, shaking, throwing up, pulling out my hairs, bashing my head into a wall & going apeshit call an ambulance )
hey. I am looking to tutor Olevels and Alevels students. I can help you with past paper practice and building your concepts in biology (O & A levels) and environmental management. I have a strong biology background with A*s in both o and alevels Dm me if you are interested
at this point I am fully convinced that it is practically impossible for a physics teacher to be ACTUALLY good at teaching like all of them are literal SHIT
My Roman Empire is the people who pay attention. The people who wait for you while you tie your shoes while the others have walked away. When they continue listening intently while the rest of the group stopped listening. Still inviting you even though they know you'll say no.
I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays I hate mondays
spotify really said “there was one song you *really* connected to” and then proceeded to show aw (american whore) by lana del rey (ig that about sums it up for me)
me listening to Taylor Swift while doing calculus in the library in the feminist literature aisle YASS ITS GIVING HASHTAG WOMEN IN STEM (im a man with a non existent pussy)
guys what if I ditch science and just major in english and then find a cute guy in a poetry class and then manipulate him to leaving the country with with me and then we live happily ever after together 🥰
never buying anything from the station charged me 120 for the chips that was 60 and told me to fuck off when I said why is it double the price…kutay ka bacha
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I need to catch the bitch who lied to me about uni cuz like it was supposed to be all about cute outfits, whoring around, grabbing coffee after every class and getting laid BITCH WHERE IM DYING
I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS I LOVE MY GIRLS
that feeling when someone you really care about acknowledges your efforts and appreciates the fact that you haven’t given up despite eveything that’s been happening (i loveeeee themmmmm smmmm)
looking back at the time when I thought ditching med school for lums is a better idea esp when it comes to academics cuz med school ppl have no life and lums will be sm fun (reevaluating my entire existence rn cuz wtf was I thinking)
where do dads get the audacity to tell us how our educational planning will fail when their whole life and career is a failure itself? Please develop your answer (14 marks)
Is it just me or does anyone else feels like their insides start to boil and your ears steam up when you have to talk for yourself like no thank you ill just suffer (signs of a pathological people pleaser)