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Texas and Baylor: let's embarrass ourselves in unfathomable ways
Texas A&M: hold my beer
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I haven’t seen a Lincoln this upset at a Booth decision since ford’s theatre folks
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Jon is the first person who actually moved to Canada because he didn’t like an election outcome
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There’s no justification for bringing in more fans than usual during a pandemic.
The University of Texas says it anticipates hosting football games this season at 50% capacity in the stands.
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For safety reasons, Texas A&M has decided to only play football against conference opponents who finished under .500 last year.
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Cool shot from the 4th quarter of the TCU game
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I just want A&M to come to the table with the dumbest list of demands to let OU and Texas join the SEC, like only we get to do horns down without being penalized.
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I remember when Kyle Allen and Kyler Murray skipped the bowl game to prepare for sitting on a bench
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The exact moment the Kansas Jayhawks returned to national prominence?
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Hear me out, he lost on purpose
🚨BREAKING:
@AggieBaseball
head coach Jim Schlossnagle is headed to
@TexasBaseball
, sources told
@d1baseball
. Schlossnagle guided the
#Aggies
to the College World Series Finals this season. Now, he heads to Austin.
@ChipBrown247
had it first.
#Hookem
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If there isn’t a massive brawl at the first baseball game vs Texas next season what are we even doing?
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Why is my calendar alarm going off? What could be worth waking up for today?
Happy 3rd anniversary to fajita cheese wife. I hope it arrives soon.
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The end of an era. We honor the Tweet author by remembering this now deleted tweet.
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I teamed up with another fat guy to create the most unattractive middle seat on a Southwest flight. We gambled that the flight would not be completely full. A third fat guy sauntered on at the last second and had to take the open seat. No words were spoken.
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Tom Herman got a grill to fit into Houston's culture. Looking forward his artisanal knapsack for Austin.
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Hear me out. Texas A&M and Texas play the first game of the season every year out-of-conference. The winner goes to play in the SEC that year and the loser goes to the Big 12. Same with OU and Mizzou. Admit how fun this would be.
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I hope planters learned something from pop tart about how to properly kill your mascot
Live every day like the pop-tart lived its last one:
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@hintofsarcasm
where do you spit out listerine that’s stored on the nightstand. Oh god she’s drinking the listerine
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I did laugh
You'll laugh, but Texas fits the profile of a team ready to make a Georgia-like leap
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A tale of Dallas Morning News covering 2 unranked Texas teams beating 2 ranked outsiders in overtime
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BOWL ELIGIBLE.
sorry it's just that I've lived through darker times
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Upset weekend!
Auburn over Georgia
Stanford over Washington
Miami over Notre Dame
Texas over Kansas
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How do you have a six game losing streak and that doesn’t even include your loss to Appalachian state
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how many have lost to Kansas
Texas football coach Tom Herman said they have 60 players who can vertical jump over 30 inches, 42 can power clean over 300, 34 can squat over 500 pounds and three can squat over 600 pounds.
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One of the many remarkable features of college football is folks genuinely wondering how someone could prefer Los Angeles to Norman, Oklahoma.
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This is the funniest pinned tweet/most recent tweet combo I've ever seen
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Watching horns gloat about Elko leaving made me realize I have no idea who their shitty DC is
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@rebeccaballhaus
@vmsalama
@AndrewRestuccia
@MichaelCBender
this land is your land
this land is my land
from California
to fucking Greenland
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I dislike Jimbo more than any A&M coach in my lifetime and buddy we’ve had some doozies
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So that's gonna be 2 College Gameday appearances for Texas A&M and zero for the whole Big 12 conference so far this season.
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If Texas businesses need to learn about operating at 25% capacity, Baylor Football is available for consultation.
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Alternate headline: DISRESPECTING BAND EQUIPMENT SPELLS DISASTER FOR JOCKS
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the thing about
@PFTCommenter
is something happens in sports, 5000 people try to make the best joke, and he has it about 70% of the time
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Johnny Manziel on The Bachelor
What would someone have to whisper in your ear for this to happen?
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I’m not a meteorologist but Whataburger moving to Chicago is what caused this weather in Texas.
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Importantly, we got a
#gigem
from Kaufhold in the interview.
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@USAArchery
's Casey Kaufhold and
@Brady_Ellison
bring home BRONZE in mixed team archery. 🏹
It's Brady's 4th Olympic archery medal and Casey's first! 👏
#ParisOlympics
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I’m cynical but when we hired Jimbo I didn’t have being worse than Kansas in year 5 on my radar.
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@RedditCFB
This play was wonderful to watch but at the same time that’s really tough for defenders. You might say I’m on the Pickett fence.
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Texas A&M is 10-8 against Alabama and Arkansas since joining the SEC.
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For Florida's big win today, I made an 8-bit Nintendo version of their fight song.
@edsbs
and
@celebrityhottub
-- I can send you an extremely loud version for your ringtones.
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@edsbs
@celebrityhottub
@Garrettgrigar98
@theorryouknow
@Champaign_Room
@colterlevi
@ATVS_ChefBilly
@justingiglio
NECK by LSU in 8-bit Nintendo style. This might be my favorite one so far. requested by
@RaisnCurns
and
@justingiglio
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From fan base to facilities to budget to recruiting footprint, Texas A&M seems to have what elite CFB programs need. But the Aggies haven't won big consistently. Their last conference title was 1998.
Why?
I asked several Aggies. Here are their theories:
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The main reason A&M has not named a new DC yet is Nick Saban wants to coach this year’s playoffs.
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I feel for the refs who must be so confused about how to cheat for both teams in the same game
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everyone’s favorite team from the state of Texas will face the Tigers from Death Valley this week
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tomorrow is Elephant Walk one of Texas A&M’s oldest traditions, when wild elephants run through the corps dorms and five survivors are named 2023 yell leaders.
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LSU and Texas fighting over something they don't need and will later regret paying for is perfect for Black Friday
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