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made for great things.
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@ctrlsom
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plantains are so dramatic. you’re burning because i didn’t give you my attention?
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@ctrlsom
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okay my mom flogged my lil sis earlier today(she’s 15) but that’s not the tweet she called her “boyfriend” now and told him “my mom flogged me today” he replied saying “me too, how many strokes was yours, mine was like 12” I’m cryinggg😭🤣
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@ctrlsom
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it’s a whole lotta forehead :/
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@ctrlsom
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you gotta keep sucking on it while he’s nutting 👍🏾
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@ctrlsom
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we’d talk about photographers that try to take advantage of their models another day, don’t worry :)
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@ctrlsom
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producers are demigods bc that shit ain’t easy
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@ctrlsom
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people who grew up listening to jams on the radio have elite music taste now
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@ctrlsom
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ms pretty face.
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@ctrlsom
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so we all identify as plantain?
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@ctrlsom
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mwah, BSc. Pure & Industrial Chemistry. 👩🏾‍🔬
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@ctrlsom
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they’re shooting in ago rn wtfff now
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@ctrlsom
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normalize ending relationships on good terms
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@ctrlsom
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This vehicle did a whole ass somersault & I’m still alive? Nah I’m destined for something great & there’s no stopping it.
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@ctrlsom
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wtf jon bellion’s Hand of God is one of the best outros I’ve ever heard in my lifee
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@ctrlsom
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if you find your soulmate, stay there pls . there’s nothing on the streets
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@ctrlsom
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huge shame😭
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You date Dangote and you no carry belle for am? What a shame
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@ctrlsom
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staying in & chilling is a date to me
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@ctrlsom
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you didn’t fuck me man i fucked you stop lying
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@ctrlsom
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my gas cylinder just burst into flames. now that my mommy isn’t home. Jesus Christ I’ve never seen my life flash before my eyes
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@ctrlsom
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if ur ugly bro dw just be rich, funny or have good dick
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@ctrlsom
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@the_mutuu 200 likes and I’d recreate fr
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shit i got nothing to promote & my plantain burnt fr. I’m into UX design so if that’s the air you breathe please reach out ? 😭
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@ctrlsom
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resuming school this year & ive heard so many rumors bout me, but the funniest is people saying “I’m a stripper at a club in lagos”
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@ctrlsom
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@nigeriancedis you were impregnating girls at 15 dave so shh💀
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@ctrlsom
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sorry if you’re on d in my dms , it’s nothing personal neither is it pride but i just find texting on this app exhausting. it’s a ton of work for me
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@ctrlsom
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guys who never liked solomon just cuz their women crush were crushing on solomon and not them are gonna be so quick to drag him for his sexuality and not the offense
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@ctrlsom
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pls don’t like this tweet . especially chimdi pls don’t like this tweet.
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Quote RT this tweet and get no likes or RTs by 6 pm today. Winner gets this meal delivered tomorrow. Good morning ❤️
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@ctrlsom
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ever had a friend that you introduced to another of your friend, and then they get along so well that you instantly are out of the picture? yeah? me too
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March dump? Let’s have it.
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if I’m bout to fall in love pls deck me make I fall for gutter 🙏
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@ctrlsom
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i regret going to a federal uni i swear
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@ctrlsom
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someone said redeploying them is like putting drugs in eba just so the patient can take the drug anyway & that’s so much facts!😭
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@ctrlsom
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live & love without fear.
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@ctrlsom
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got into uni in my first year right after watching grownish😭 the way this man shattered my heart in the space of two semesters, love ain’t it lmao
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@ctrlsom
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if drake & frank ocean had a baby somehow,
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what’s your superpower? mine is appearing sober 🙃
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@ctrlsom
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sex w skinny babes is an entirely different vibe
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@ctrlsom
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for every like, I’d tweet a random/unnecessary fact about me under this thread. let’s go :))
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same texture 🙈
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@ctrlsom
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@MedlynnB @_antisocialdami @youfoundfanta_ I’m sure he meant to say few not some 😭
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staying up tonight was too much a good idea🤣
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Vee said
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@ctrlsom
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grateful for may 💕
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may dump ?
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@ctrlsom
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honestly was the happiest person till I got into uni , need to unmeet some people I met & undo some choices I made
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crayfish makes everything taste better
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@Moyosoreoluwaa_ “becurrz”🤡
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the vision that angel will make that 90m+ outside is so vivid
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wearing designers don’t make you stylish though
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@ctrlsom
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lord, i have zero will to carry on but i trust in you to strengthen me .
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ok laycon didn’t say shit and automatically “its laycon should win big brother” e no dey work like that boss
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@ctrlsom
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I’m not your girl till I’m Your girl dyg?
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@ctrlsom
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gotta go both ways
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Women stop being anybody’s backbone. They do not deserve it.
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@ctrlsom
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thank you guys for checking in on me yesterday. I’m okay, not injured, properties weren’t lost & things that got burnt are things that can be everly replaced. thank you❤️
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@ctrlsom
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am i being difficult or are you just finding it difficult to manipulate me?
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some nights i miss you but when i remember the disrespect my senses awaken
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TBT ,drop me a two years ago(2019) picture..quote it please 🙏
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hate when I’m trying to be mere friends with males and all they have on their airhead are sexual thoughts it makes me sad 😔
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@ctrlsom
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love my thighs sm, they’re so full & fit my stature perfectlyyy
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@ctrlsom
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love this man so much ; omg
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@ctrlsom
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this guy beside me gave me elbow at the protest and “end sars my bro” then looked up at my face and said “sorry babe” 😭
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Lord there’s this wave of sadness and emptiness engulfing ppl recently. i pray you heal and touch their hearts, remind them that you have a purpose for them and that with life there’s hope. Wipe the tears they shed all alone. Comfort them. Grant them peace 🙏🏾
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future on the tl drake in the dm ? no pls pick a side nigga #My10IckCommandments
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could men pls maintain the energy they give when they were tryna get her attention, when they finally cuff her ?
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@RaD0mB31nG gaslight is so funny 😭
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men who do “psst fine girl come” what exactly do they expect? for me to go? dkm
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@vict0rrrrrrrr did you see PRON as porn?😭
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just learning & loving on mee. 💗
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@ctrlsom
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im probably the leader of unproblematic twitter
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if you have 200k you’re not using anymore , like this tweet. im tryna see something
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if she love lana del rey she’s a freak in the sheets. don’t say i didn’t do nothing for you lot 🧏🏾‍♀️
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im so proud of us
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those policemen that beat that woman up need to die idc!
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you & your bae are in the same uni & you’re cheating stupendously, why?
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I want to go out to protest but my mum <<<<< 😞
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learn to control your emotions
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if you have a family that understands you and roots for you, you dk what God has done for you
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told this guy I was going out to get food and he said “come to my house, you’ll cook noodles for yourself here” nigga i have noodles & I have gas thank you🤣✋
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life was so good when ajebutter released “what happens in lagos” 🥺
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when I’m on my period I seem to crave love and affection x1000
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omg i love good music so much
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how do y’all like vee?
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“ people aren’t addicted to drugs or alcohol, they’re addicted to escaping reality “
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sigh. i didn’t even smile
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Had to jump on it😭 #bussltchallenge
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don’t have friends anymore tbfh
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if you can’t handle a bad bitch then don’t go after one
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need to someone to scream “crying doesn’t solve anything” in my ears
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this video reeks of money man
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shoot ur shot
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@_Iamseyi @Moyosoreoluwaa_ that’s the only thing I heard🤣
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“If it’s important enough we do the things we want to do”
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Manifesting is a superpower. God did it 🥺
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making my first million this year despite whatsoever the year has in store 🙏🏿
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never smoking again fr
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okay im ready to fall in love now
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redeployment? lmao they’re gonna come at us x2 now
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@Tife_badass tife stop reminding me I know already 😭
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can laycon win so this show can end? it’s so boring
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this boy just texted me by 6am from nowhere after saying “I love you” the previous night and said “it’s over” two years relationship? over where?
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@ctrlsom
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There’s a whole different life out there; far from what you think and far from what social media shows you
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@ctrlsom
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you’re my friend and I’m yarning you about a nigga i like and you’re telling me “sorry he’s like that sometimes” but you dey collect penising behind closed doors? 😃
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victony is a special breed man. God.
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