⭐️ | "I love Conan SOOOOOOOOO much but I often drag him on Stan Twitter because I don't want swifties to thinks I'm a fake swifties 💔 this situation is breaking my heart"
soooo this ain't it 💜
⭐️ | "So I’m a straight girly and I literally have the phattest crush on Conan so I sorta naturally started questioning but I literally cannot find one woman attractive yet Conan is so fem and I’m in love w him. What does this meannn"
uhm he's a man... and you like men... so...
⭐️ | "one time i was taking a test at school and i couldn’t get jigsaw out of my mind. i decided to write the lyrics in the notes (it was an online test) and they called me the counselors because they thought i was suic!dal"
stop dming conan's relatives.
it's been YEARS and you still do that.
and for the love of god believing an abuser over a victim when conan's videos show the truth he lived before he even considered a music career is insane.
⭐️ | "When i listened to kaleidoscope by chappell roan for the vert first time i remembered that Conan said that that was his fav song from hers and i was like "ofc his fav song has to be the most depressing one""
⭐️ | "can we please not hate on new fans for no reason?? they're fans just like anyone and it doesn't make them any worse to have joined the fandom later than you"
⭐️ | "People say they want conan to be successful, but he is! He's SUPER successful. Stan twitter has screwed up peoples thinking so much. If someone doesn't get a number 1 album with every release and 50 billion streams they're a "khia". Only if you are boring. It's so annoying"
⭐️ | "I need Conan to make love songs so then in 10 years when I get married I can have his songs in my wedding because atp I’m going to be listening to Tctab after I just get married"
⭐️ | "y’all superache glazers are gonna be the reason why we never get anymore upbeat or experimental songs from conan… calling fh lazy is such a disgrace to his artistry.. yall will never get real music i fear!"
⭐️ | "i think that bc conan is unlabeled y’all are so afraid of calling his obviously queer songs queer but like.. being unlabeled is being queer.. and he is openly queer… it is not rocket surgery to decipher the implied meanings of some of his songs!"
⭐️ | "i hate how the most popular cst account rn (based on followers and interactions) just sets him up and gets him constant hate tweets/makes the fandom look bad like can we please mass report them already"
yes
⭐️ | "i know a lot of celebrities have a history of completely redoing/straightening their teeth but i hope Conan never does cause i love his teeth and his smile"
⭐️ | "idk if i’m just biased but there’s not a single conan song that i don’t like, yes there’s songs i feel more connected to than others but i love every single one, it’s confusing when there’s someone here that actually HATES a song from him cause i just can’t"
⭐️ | "I think if Conan ever did acting, I think he would be really funny in a rom com show, but not like as the main character. More like the emo best friend of the main character lol"
⭐️ | "bro conan needs to make a vinyl like the heather/maniac one but with telepath/overdrive or just both of them separate like imagine how pretty the overdrive vinyl could look"
⭐️ | "y’all don’t deserve found heaven like at all… comparing fainted love to FAKE??? saying it’s WORSE than fake?? like idc if music is subjective even objectively that’s wrong!"
⭐️ | "Checkmate is the funniest Conan MV. Y'all should talk about it more but y'all are too busy cancelling dumb fan accounts. I want to see everyone talking about Checkmate MV RN"
⭐️ | "cg4 gotta be commercially successful or he’ll forever be trapped in the khia asylum bc wdym he was doing better last winter than he is now after dropping an album n being on tour 😭 (i do realize none of these words are in the bible)"
⭐️ | "anon, you can like, appreciate and respect a man's femininity without liking women! conan is a man, even though he isn't afraid to express his femininity"
⭐️ | "y’all this is mad embarrassing but i have been following conan’s secret account since before winner was released but i didn’t follow his actual account or proper listen to him until killing me was released😭😭"
⭐️ | "conan writing disaster was out for my blood cause "maybe i’m mistaken, maybe i just made it up, messed it up" was so uncalled for and this song is never leaving my delusional playlist"
⭐️ | "I hate hiw people are straightifying Heather like "it's written from a girls perspective" like no it's not😭 it's queer whatever way you look at it"
⭐️ | "i think found heaven era is conans favourite like he looks so happy jumping around and having fun on stage to songs that were smth he actually wanted to make in those silly little outfits like he actually seems so super happy to be where he is rn and it makes me happy"
⭐️ | "as much as i want him to become more recognized and see him on the big stages or whatever i don’t think conan cares enough to do extravagant promo or make music solely for the charts like he’s just glad to be here idk"
⭐️ | "From: Crumb
I just wanted to say thank you to all my moots and anyone who interacts with me this app really is a great getaway from real life sometimes so thanks everyone! I love cst!👵🏽"
⭐️ | "I hate when people don't like conan upbeat songs like why you want to be depressed all the time and depression is your entire personality at the point that not even your fave can be happy"
‼️ all of the confessions regarding that person that sets conan up for fun are gonna be deleted. i'm getting harassed by their friends and i'm mentally tired. thank u for the comprehension.
you guys need to explain me the appeal of sending in nsfw stuff.
you know i won't post it, you know the admin is a real person reading it and considering you disgusting.
conan is a real person and you are nasty.
invest in a secret diary.
⭐️ | "I think Conan wants us to be bipolar because why would he place lonely dancers before alley rose and then hit us with killing me and finish with winner"
that's not what bipolar means but i got what you mean 😭
⭐️ | "Y'all won't believe but I'm form 2250. I'm from a future where time traveling is normal. I just discovered Conan a fews days ago and I'm Obsessed with him. I came here in the past just to be in the same timeline with him."
off topic can u look up if i ever graduate
⭐️ | "Me personally, I believe this is one of the least problematic fandoms I’ve been in. The Twenty One Pilots fandom is vicious when you don’t stay updated on the lore, and the Billie Eilish twitter fandom is WILD."
⭐️ | "unpopular opinion but we shouldn’t bring friendship bracelets to fhot. thats a swiftie activity and no shade to them but we need to be individual. i think guitar picks are so much more cuter"
⭐️ | "the fans who only want him to mope around in his music all the time are so boring 😕 y’all/republicrecords failed him with this album and now he’s gonna be stuck making heather/astronomy type songs (which are great) but really stifles the artistic progress in his music"
⭐️ | "he has fangs too… if conan were to ever get veneers we should all just k!ll ourselves!"
would literally be the day of the end of modern civilization.