@whitleyjyates @DOGE

You can have Kendrick Lamar, I’m at Local H

@WallStPoker @pattonoswalt All this shit started when the Cubs won the World Series.

@HeylKatme I assume you are referencing the Shit Demon in Dogma? I mean, you wouldn’t be saying that his movies revolving around dick jokes and a guy who only says one inspiring line in a trench coat is shit art. Right? RIGHT?

@ChiefStrategos @crazyclips_ Your mom

@JoshBrown06 The show is scripted that way, it’s all about getting people talking on hot takes they make up in the production meeting before each show.

@BrianCOHalloran @FOXTV You’re going to be on The Floor and you’re going to slap Rob Lowe in the nuts?

@CalebGoatQB1 Tory Taylor is the identity of this team.

@DrNeilStone It was rarely about the vaccine,

@ThatKevinSmith As Patton Oswalt said, once you get older, Creed and Nickelback are fine. At least they aren’t raping and murdering people. Just singing to make money.

@MikeSouthWestUK @historyinmemes Hipsters. It was hipsters.

@Chicago_Jay1 There is the story of Mike Keenan having a verbal agreement to trade for Eric Lindros only to have Quebec end up trading him elsewhere

@pattonoswalt “Screaming. Screaming to the point where throats bleed and the sky weeps razor blades there will be a harsh rain and a great flensing of the flesh an all-consuming void there is no way to stop what is coming. Squeak.”

@1Phil996 @MarkFusetti WE HAVE A PROBLEM, SOMEONE KNOWS ABOUT RAISING CANES

@JFreshHockey I dont think that’s possible, it was the dumbest trade in sports history. Maybe Roenick for Zhamnov, but Zhamnov wasn’t old and falling apart.

@visitPA I’M CALLING ICE TO EXPORT THAT DAMNED GROUNDHOG OUT OF THE COUNTRY

@PapaBearTG @kct2020 There are signs. Holding on to the ball too long. Poor timing on throws. That’s not purely a lack of preparation.

@ianbremmer DID YOU KNOW CANADA IS MOSTLY JUST HOCKEY PLAYERS? MANY PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS. THEY CHOP DOWN TREES WITH HOCKEY STICKS. VERY INEFFICIENT.

@TONYxTWO THIS WOMAN ON TWITTER THINKS IM NOT TALKING ABOUT HER WHEN I SAY I WANT ALL ILLEGALS DEPORTED

@JaymalGreen THIS GUY ON TWITTER THINKS IM NOT TARGETING BLACK PEOPLE BY STOPPING DEI. HE’S RIGHT! IM TARGETING WOMEN AND MEXICANS TOO!