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A professional shitposter, avid coffee drinker, and DevOps engineer | CEO of @UseCider | I make shit because shit needs to exist.

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Windows 11 is still one of my all-time favorite operating systems.
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@Coronux @MarxistVex all my folders are named balls, balls 2, balls 3
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Because there’s been a few questions, I thought i’d quickly answer them. My taskbar is currently like it is because of RoundedTB(msft store) The application in the foreground is Cider, an app I develop with the rest of the crew. ()
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Definitely didn't expect this kind of audience for our app, here's a freebie preview! Thanks for the support and stay tuned we have more to show soon! (Ignore lyrics stuttering it's a GPU acceleration bug we're fixing currently.)
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@HardDriveMag a sincere amount of us
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@BhagwaSquid soon😉 (Cider 2.0)
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@dbrand my instructions are extremely important and should be taken seriously.
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@solom_a_n @anthonymtwbt @chxrrygrande checkout RoundedTB in the microsoft store.
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@hodgetwins absolutely none of these stolen phones can be used due to them being demo units. the second they leave the store FMI is turned on and the phone is locked. It's literally valueless.
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@trolmastercard fucking PHYSICAL id verification for a minecraft sex mod, thats fucking WILD. what a day to be alive.
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@Hrodvlog @OrdinaryGamers as another person in texas, yes you do.
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@ShinyQuagsire put the damn lid on the strawberry milk powder
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excuse me what. LDAC on iOS
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@Minecraft for those that absolutely hate Microjang use this easy to install Fabric mod to circumvent this bullshit:
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GG’s @dbrand you’ve once again succeeded in capitalism.
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@Coronux @MarxistVex i got solid state schlong
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Isometric will never not be an amazing intro for a physical vinyl and hi-fi setup. cc: @madeon
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More fun Cider 2 stuff to look at.
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@ihykari k enjoy paying more for less lmao
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We’re looking for Graphic Designers for some new application logo’s and icon’s for Cider 2. If you’re interested feel free to hit me up either in my DMs or shoot an email to jobs @cider .sh!
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@scuffed_josh On an application using UI structuring from the operating system itself.
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@MaxWinebach fuck didnt know those were public
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Well now that we’ve confirmed the new Apple Music app has lossless, expect it to be added to Cider. A reverse engineering operation has already commenced.
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Windows 11 (DF Insider) is now available on ! If you want to avoid the @thecomputerclan curse and get straight into installing Windows 11 without problematic things such as TPM, Secure Boot, etc try my ISO!
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@vvaiibhav wow this looks like ass lmao
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Update: After a visit and some consultation. I’m a confirmed AFib patient. I just bought the Series 7 a little less than 2 days ago and it already made a life changing discovery. Incredible work, @Apple @tim_cook
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Today I learned I’m potentially AFib so thats cool.
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@yandhiisntreal 21:9 no, super-ultrawide 31:9+ yes I absolutely love my 21:9 display and will never go back to 16:9/16:10 lmao
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dear lord this is awful.
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@Yor_Danny @jon_prosser those are fucking beats lmfao
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@MaxWinebach oh. there was a private button. Now i just feel dumb.
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@kawaisprite im calling the police. This shit hits too hard it should be considered assault and battery.
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@MaxWinebach not really new, jailbreaking has existed for awhile but yes its nice and definitely better than TouchWiz
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Snazzy. cc: @Canoopsy
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Unfortunate day for Cider, we are unsure that we’d be able to bring Apple Music back this time around. Apple has implemented some new check that is completely disallowing us to authenticate and access the endpoints we need to make the app operate.
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@jon_prosser buying airpods pro 2 for sound has to be the worst take ive ever seen from you lmao
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@christitustech Sorry to say, while you won't get a blue screen on Linux, you'll get a complete system lockup where everything becomes unresponsive, and it won't reboot itself.
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Already making good use of the new @kdecommunity System Monitor.
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@Jioriku @SamNChiet voice that makes me wanna slam my head into oncoming traffic
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@NTFTWT you don't deserve to own a luxury cell phone.
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@NZXT sure
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not promising lmao
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@R3TZx1 @anthonymtwbt @chxrrygrande An app I actively develop and work on with a team.
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Cider 1.5.1 fluidity go brrrrrrrrrrrr
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You know a song is good when it’s our featured song on the Cider website. cc: @madeon
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hardware porn @NZXT
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@MrJimmyDaFloof EW WHAT THE FUCK
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@ezartic @ihykari But you get lossless, classical, and dolby atmos content alongside home sessions and other actual music content. Not whatever the hell Spotify’s trying to make that to be.
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day 3 of messing with visualizers again
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@Jioriku @UniverseIce ill notice because i watch porn at 8k
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Not sure this is gaining any traction, so I thought I'd let you know about it @JenMsft @MicrosoftEdge @windowsdev On Edge or any WebView 2 container using HLS.js and or HEVC/MKV, Edge will make the colors look off or undersaturated. Edge (Incorrect) vs Firefox (Correct)
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@ianzelbo the ultra is quite literally flat ian
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Messing with arm64 Cider what should I buy.
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@Rimmy_Downunder its a placeholder position done client side if the server returns a null value most likely. not sure why your making a big deal out of it.
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@Minecraft Another great one to have for you server owners out there.
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@Za_Raczke yeah me too
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Get yourself a copy of Windows 11 Defucked at my website here! Patches: Setup.exe (No TPM, No Secure Boot), Bootable Installer (No TPM, No Secure Boot), Removed Bloat Versions (Windows N, Education editions)
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@Paradox_EP @MKBHD It’s Apple’s on device ML tech, they experimented with this on Apple Music Sing as well just with vocal removal.
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Looking for iOS 16 or 17 beta profiles in the future? Stay tuned, we’ve got something in the works. Developer account free.
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i cant unhear the difference.
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pulling out the new @LinusTech drip
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this absolutely FUCKS.
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forgot to post photos earlier
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Cider is back, we found a new way of getting it to work. Although it may be a temporary fix until we can find something more prominent to work with.
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@AussieAyanami @nathudgens i swear linux users are not real people
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@fr7nx aight but for real. how the hell is that transphobic if you want to actually have kids and raise a family. Are you mentally insane?
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iOS 17b1 summarized in a single image.
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just a little bit of shopping for the boys
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@Windows they kinda do huh
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Cider (Late 2020) vs Cider (Early 2022) Thank you all for this amazing journey so far as we recreate an entire platform from the ground up. Without everyone contributing this would not be possible, from the bottom of my heart thank you!
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@SDGNelson I never thought I'd see the day! Good work, looks great can't wait to dive back in.
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If you’re currently wanting access to iOS/iPadOS 16, Ventura, or watchOS Developer Beta’s use the following links. (Ignore the “Public Beta” tag, it’s how the nature of these profiles work but they are indeed developer betas.) Downloads in thread below 🧵
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sorry twitter im not a red haired anime girl you’ve all been fooled, I do like 4090’s though.
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@hoteIbreakfast @chartdata @HITSDD how about you honestly touch grass
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Cider on macOS is almost fully production ready!
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@dantewolf707 @Pirat_Nation @Steam I own a Steam Deck OLED LE, all of this is mostly untrue to the majority of people, why even post this.
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Adapt and overcome.
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Good news! We have figured out the issue and the new fix for the Microsoft Store is rolling out EXTREMELY shortly. You'll be able to use Cider again and to make up for the time down we've also included another secret feature 😉
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@Jioriku @SamNChiet not everyone likes listening to a pure 9000 hz sine wave
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oh my god, i cant even find the words to appreciate the amount of attention the app’s getting. Thank you all so much for this opportunity.
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@devonko_ I really hope you find a kidney donor! My Dad was in the same situation a few months back and he recovered 100% thanks to a donor.
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at last a new product
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Cider is now verified on @discord ! Lets get some W’s in replies. and or join if you havent already!
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@Viperous @MaxWinebach wrong account buddy
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Today (Friday) we'll be revealing Cider 1.5.0's massive UI overhaul and performance fixes via our first development stream.
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white girl starter pack.
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@InoriMaster11 @BhagwaSquid That's the goal! One for all!
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@Jioriku @PBValve @JustGurgleUwU jio, counter strike exists.
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@sanuka @ATT imagine being mad because at&t’s doing the right thing.
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