woopig🧙🏻♂️
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Joined February 2021
Had a blast talking shitcoins thanks for having me fellas🤝.
Episode 8: Deep Trenching | Wand bot | Celeb Meta Update | Special Guest: @crypto_woopig .
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Made a banana wallet and funded it with .5E 2 months ago. considered it my degen challenge wallet, lots of quick trades/snipes and racked up about 20 tx a day on it. So far up to 200k realized plus another 30-40k or so sitting on.
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You: watching chart and hoping your bags go up . Me: joining raid teams and working for my bags . Yes
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Late Dec: snipe 5% of $USDC for $350 . March 1st: cat meta takes off, I have $1.1 million in $USDC at $30m mc and $POPCAT is at $60m . In that moment, my thoughts were strong narrative and no decisive winner. My basically 0 cost basis bags were losing but had an outside shot at
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Funny story, snipe failed on $SPX and forgot to leave the TG and it appeared dead overnight. But saw volume coming in the next morning at 20k mc and punted . didn’t see this 4am message from the dev until way later that day lol
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30 million United States dollars in 24 minutes for…. Yet another TG trading bot?. or has it made an “AI” pivot since the deleted tweet
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Oops!. Still got like half of this or so left riding the rest
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Trading Plan for 2024:. -build bot that scrapes every new pair into a contract scanner room 1 minute after launch . -go back each day and flex each hot new mooner that I scraped 100x ago . -become known as best shitcoiner in the game. -take every paid shill deal . -retire. 🤝.
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7 SORAs launch and all die out/rug before one is deployed that instantly gets heavy vol and callers immediately on it. Study cabal behavior.
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Might as well update, did a 5x on the net worth over the last year - we’ll take it. think I’m performing better post-birth tbh, different strat for less screen time . And being a father is the best, highly recommend . Gains hit harder when you’re doing it to change your kids life.
26 today, wrong side of the 20s is weird . baby woopig coming in January too. got 6 months to lock in and run it up before coin time turns into changing diaper time . clock is ticking reeeee.
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BOME - 3:26AM EST.SLERF - 3:30AM EST.MEW - 1:23AM EST. Can someone please launch a burger-friendly high liquidity solana make it play already?.
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Onchain lobotomy szn . Delete monitors, ignore fud, don’t even join the TG. Simply buy, forget you have it, then typically sell much higher . Onchain there is a premium to being the dumbest participant in the room, seems even more-so lately. Don’t midwit left curve conditions.
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2 billion dollars worth of PvP money on blast trying to aggressively run it up on day one in a minefield of scams and rugs on a chain that will probably break day one . Sounds fun
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The last few days finally inspired me to yap about portfolio risk management as an on chain trader so here’s something to chew on and how I operate . I think with the nature of being typically onchain grinders like most of my following I assume is, where the majority of our gains
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So in the last week we’ve rotated from SOL, to TRX, then BNB, back to TRX, then ADA, then mainnet uniswap clones all while majors continue to slow rug and equities go to 0. and you think the bull run is just getting started?. Anon. There is no exit pump you are going to die.
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Thank you anon dev for sacrificing your ETH for my 30 minute 100x
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hmm maybe I should stop turbo jeeting every coin that’s apparently the future of finance
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Use the few months/years of good times here now to set yourself up for a lifetime of good times. This cycle won’t last forever and neither will the continuous port ATHs the countless hours spent grinding now need to have a meaningful impact on your life for decades to come rather
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Thought I got drained on a wallet. Realized I forgot to change my gas settings and executed 50+ DCA orders with gas set to 1 Sol🔥🔥🔥
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If onchain is so back, why haven’t I made $1 million dollars today?.
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I respect the hell out of those with the stones to diamond hand, but that wont ever be me. I've lost it all once so survival and stacking chips how I move best. There will always be another 100x, just continue to put yourself in favorable spots and not get caught roundtripping.
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Started summer 2020 with ~1k, keeping track of my holdings in ETH on a post-it note . Keep grinding anon
Don't listen to the people who tell you that you can't make it if you're starting with 4 figs . It will be hard and you will need luck but the majority of the market is lazy. You can gain a serious edge by outworking your competition.
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Mistakes were made . Fumbled 7 fig plays on a number of occasions but there is 0 use in coping or wondering what coulda been it’s part of the game. Best part about crypto is it’s never your last chance, there’s a make it play like every other day . Back to the trenches anon
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20% starting tax, 2% max wallet . Yet still get blacklisted 10 minutes in at 10k mc lmao. BL is theft
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I personally love selling it’s my favorite thing to do. There is no better feeling than selling your worthless internet tokens (fake) for cash, house, car, etc (real).
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imagine this is one trade, it fucked up tracking . And I don’t want to shill ticker because I have a decent % still. Also profit posting blah but point is anyone can hit .05-x snipe. You don’t need large capital to hit it/get a start in crypto . Get yo ass in the trenches!
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Sometimes there’s mispricings relative to leaders even in shitcoins. This felt like a drastic one to me so it flying under the radar for a week was way longer than I expected and was really testing my patience . I just tried to bid the lows until everyone else caught on lol
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If I had to guess on the relaunch. Small listing pump then mass rush to the exits and it gets down to good value levels that would have been considered impossible if all went right. Then the hated rally begins . (I’m bagholding and biased)
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Feel many spend too much time on wondering if “we are so back” or “it’s so over” and worrying about the future. Onchain provides so many opps daily regardless of outside conditions. Leave the posturing and think pieces to the eggheads, hit the chain hard each day to outperform.
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Folks really think memestock bid going to hurt the sol shitter market? . People going to bridge off the 1000x casino to chase a tradfi 3x? . If money flows, more likely further along the risk curve towards crypto imo. The path of a degenerate is preordained, crypto is inevitable.
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Every morning I wake up and pray for the repegging to $1.
I know you think you missed the bottom, are late, can’t buy this candle… etc etc. There is still time, anon, don’t fight the trend, don’t fight the peg. $USDC @upsidedowncat_
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The “quit your job” voices are starting to creep back in my head.
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One last $WAND tweet then I’ll fuck off about it until I’m up a mil . Think very mispriced due to a lack of awareness vs competitors who are hailed as future of finance. $DITH tag has 10 tweets an hour, $WAND last one was 2 days ago and was a Turkish dude talking about WanChain
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My main wins were SPX, AXE and SHIA. Surprisingly weren't snipes just aped early. i didn't size particularly well on any of them either but sold in similar patterns which i think is worth noting
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Left curved it and bought Cal at 40k, thinking “Shiba Deployer = insta buy” at that price regardless of everything else. But as a common theme it seems, did not size well considering the R/R down there.
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Revisiting this, selling for whatever reason is often viewed as a binary decision, full stack or hold, when it should be fluid. I love selling small on the way up, you don’t worry about timing the top, you don’t worry about selling the bottom, and you’re constantly replenishing.
My main wins were SPX, AXE and SHIA. Surprisingly weren't snipes just aped early. i didn't size particularly well on any of them either but sold in similar patterns which i think is worth noting
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Cried myself to sleep every night since no one sent me the $BOME presale
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straight to jail if you launch a new chain with nothing to purchase
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This move was obvious if you had been studying the coinbase premium and orderflow into the trapped Korean exchange short sellers. The tape showed open interest spikes which led to price convexity opening up arbitrage opportunities leaving one logical conclusion:. ETERNAL BULL RUN.
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26 today, wrong side of the 20s is weird . baby woopig coming in January too. got 6 months to lock in and run it up before coin time turns into changing diaper time . clock is ticking reeeee.
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Go ahead and open that Zerion today as much as you would euphorically at the top . Embrace the lows, it makes the highs more fun
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One must break the habit of trading news shitters on ETH . The chad Sol $TOPG rips to 1m in 10 minutes while ETH devs deploy several $TOPG tax farms and they all top at 200k
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They say just keep clicking but I’ve clicked the wrong buttons for weeks now
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My life has been easier since stopping the leverage trading and focusing on kicking ass on chain . No tradingview, no TA, just etherscan and stacking ETH . Keeping it simple has been where I perform the best I’ve found, your macro FA can’t hurt me too bad in my 50k mc coins
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Workin on my brisket game this bear market . Merry Christmas friends!
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Whole TL talking how memecoins/on chain is over. when charts are still out here looking like this?. maybe it’s time to put the pumpfun sticks down and stop PvPing every coin under 100k anon . Work harder! Get better! Opportunity is always out there!
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The only tool I use anymore since the baby keeps me from the computer, I will continue to buy all the $WAND until I cease printing money with it - paid for the spot bag several times over. I will bang the drum until the market realizes I am right, or I am the last mf using it
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Last few days in the lab, paid group soon stay tuned🚀🙏🏻. Don’t fade me!!
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Went to go mow the lawn hoping to come back to 2x this instead got -70% . Now have to be in it for the technology
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One more 2016 era celeb launches and I’m stabling my whole solana port
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I think selling is what a lot of people can struggle with when getting into something early. Whether that be trading the profit and full stacking too soon or holding for another 100x in hopes of retirement.
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AI narrative, yet the non-stop building PHD team leveraging AI to uncover every corner of CT to provide instant actionable insight on chain and beyond trades at 700k? . One of my few long term bets, $WAND is cheap under mid 8 figs
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The initial run is the easiest for me to trade. Buy way low and dump a % of the bag each extension up as it gets more frenzied and everyone's price targets climb higher. After that move it becomes more complicated in how to play, so i realize the bulk of my gains in the first run.
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You: trying to hack your TikTok algo to show you cute animals . Me: taking my quant straight to the source to frontrun TikTok
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Broke: watching the Super Bowl hoping for your 100x parlay to hit . Woke: watching the Super Bowl commercials hoping for anything wifhat so a 100x shitcoin is deployed.
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Never forget, it is your right as well as obligation to demand marketing from the admins
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Anyways I’m mostly out for now but fun to watch the cult in action recently. just wish I had my original bags from .3E of buys kek
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Was a shitpost but thought it would funny to get LarpBot made anyway . Best atm is PORK 50k to 170m for over 3000x. Not much to do with it now, not like any actionable info comes of it . Maybe new sector of PayToLarp (P2L) for access? . jk jk
Trading Plan for 2024:. -build bot that scrapes every new pair into a contract scanner room 1 minute after launch . -go back each day and flex each hot new mooner that I scraped 100x ago . -become known as best shitcoiner in the game. -take every paid shill deal . -retire. 🤝.
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FT has been a great opportunity to learn from the best . Some of the top on chain traders in the world are sharing their thoughts and processes for dirt cheap value relative to price. Plus get to (3,3) your friends and farm the ponz. Good tech.
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Sizing has been my most consistent struggle. Need to work on a more holistic/dynamic approach rather than the static one I’ve found I’ve fallen into. The repeated 3 fig to low-mid 5 fig trades have been nice but there’s no reason they couldn’t have been 4 to 6. Onto the next🫡.
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Want to tweet more . But I don’t have anything important to say. What do
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Oh? . Jingtao back + Base migration + still best shitcoin discovery tool in crypto = forever bottom?
The only tool I use anymore since the baby keeps me from the computer, I will continue to buy all the $WAND until I cease printing money with it - paid for the spot bag several times over. I will bang the drum until the market realizes I am right, or I am the last mf using it
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Bro got 800k followers hard shilling a 800k mc solana community takeover coin😭. Jail, but send my bags to a billy first
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Base now past the early-easy phase into a still early yet more difficult state . From 5 CAs an hour weeks ago to a new CA a minute, onchain noise is elevated but new frothy bridgors should send anything decent higher. Basically if it starts running it will likely keep running.
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posting a 10k mc coin in 15 group chats followed by “seeing some wallets here” . (you’re half the wallets).
posting a 10k mc coin in 15 group chats followed by NFA DYOR.
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@0xrush @0xSisyphus This is correct, hit several 100x and 1000x by grinding my way through Etherscan, bscscan, or even the solana token name list. The alpha is out there it’s a matter of how bad you want to find it. Plus you don’t necessarily need size when you’re the first person to buy lol.
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I did not realize close to this 10 minute 100x total but man. Maestro is fantastic shitcoin tech
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need to be more conscious of meta-defining events. DFV gave knockout blows to stale metas that were on their last leg anyway. lack of willingness to be nimble and shift with a seismic event the size of DFV return caused me to roundtrip a ton. more meta aware moving forward
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Not being a big account so I can go jeet around without people knowing and derail a whole chat>>
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Front run everyone by keeping an eye out for devs doing abnormal shit on chain
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Moment of silence for this dev who locked and renounced but forgot to start trading kek
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Only realized a few ETH worth of this so far and down to like 3% but too absurd of a screenshot at the top to not share lol . Set the snipe for .1E and somehow got 8% since devs didn’t have any limits
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“ $WAND is too noisy, way too many signals ” . As I see it, wand is not a signal bot, it sees and brings in everything and scores it but it is up to the user to filter and position accordingly . Studying what is normal and what is anomalous is key
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Physical @TheHashmasks thanks to @Chain2Frame looks 🔥 with the @ApeOnIy . Getting physicals of your NFTs is addicting.
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Also probably skill issue but fuck sushiswap for only quoting me -99% and me just chimping hoping it would work out lol . Cost me a 6000x on 1E smh
Front run everyone by keeping an eye out for devs doing abnormal shit on chain
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