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bitch i thought this was a joke about nct dream omfg
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“hot bitches love jm” is the single greatest sentence i’ve ever needed to see from his mouth
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watched that 7llin episode where markrenhyuck had that insane bachelorette argument only for mrk to get the rose and then sneak out to talk in the middle of the night and nomin also rig rock paper scissors to sleep together and jn giving js the small bed so he can sleep with jm
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so glad you asked
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obsessed w the fact that jm goes to work, serves cvnt, goes home and slips into some little shorts, and cuddles his cats. he’s for the girls.
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it’s true he is
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that’s actually so annoying that someone felt the need to feel so special by giving jaem a not even REAL jaembun. the artist has asked y’all time and time again to not reproduce the likeness of the damn doll how selfish can you be
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ONCE AGAIN I MUST SAY
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never forgetting during 7llin when jm’s word to guess was hc and he asked “man or woman?” and they were all like AHHH WELLL… COULD BE BOTH. and hc said “this person honestly isn’t sure either” yeah that stuck w me.
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as someone who tried to hide their relationship in front of their friends for like a week this is so funny.. like ok.
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hj was purely testing the limits of what he could do in that suit without k wording himself
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the little bit of resistance jaem puts in his body so jn can get a good nuzzle in fucking takes me OUT that’s his BABY
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i love when hwa gets possessed by what can only be described as the spirit of a weeping virgin mary
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on the real being a nomin stan these past few months has been crazy 😭
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cant stop thinking about that person that said for a split second this was just for them.. you can really see it in slomo i’m unwell
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this always makes me nauseous the raw emotion on their faces is gut wrenching
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i feel you in the afterglow | mini canon comp nomin au 🔞
jm and jn have always known there’s something beneath the surface. dark nights, cold showers, whispered secrets. childhood has come and gone and now they are left in limbo, somewhere between real life and dreams.
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i’ll never be free of jn being so disgustingly endeared by the weirdest shit that jm does
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birthday boy | a mini nomin au 🔞
it’s jn’s birthday… well, actually it was yesterday, but jm doesn’t think he did well enough the first time. waking jn up with a text and a plan that’s sure to end in chaos, jn is more than happy to indulge his sweet boyfriend for one more day.
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finance major jm and philosophy major hyvck watching their college baseball player boyfriend dominate everyone at trivia night
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the peeling oranges thing is crazy bc anyone could ask me to peel their orange for them and i wouldn’t need a reason i would just do it. it’s a fucking orange. of course i will peel it for you you deserve a kindness for existing you guys need to hit your boyfriends with your cars
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in the rear view mirror | nomin mini au
— long time rivals in the rock scene, jn & jm are spotted entering the same hotel after leaving an afterparty separately. fans make speculations and try to clear their names, but something much more is happening beneath the surface.
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snapshot | a mini nomin au
— jm is asked to produce a class project that demonstrates the meaning of love in a series of photos. his subject has no idea it's going to be about him.
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“wait your name is ANDY???” never fails to make me scream mark was so fucking distraught 😭
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old dogs love new tricks
🍊 nomin
🍊 explicit
🍊 wc: 10.6k
🍊 a/b/o, age gap, happy birthday jn !
🍊 link below !
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contact sport | a noren au
— rj is now a sophomore. his hockey team is great, his pies are better than ever, his youtube channel is really taking off. he thinks it’s shaping up to be a perfect year, but the world seems determined to make that impossible.
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i like that nomins joint channel content is them doing super “manly” fun times while gazing longingly into each other’s eyes and caressing each other’s necks
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remember a year ago when you couldn’t even think about jn puppy without getting stoned like a witch and now the members are hammering it so hard into our skulls that jn js yipping and ruffing on weverse
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that “everything in kpop is scripted” tweet but w the xiaonomin v-live. the writers for that one were SICK.
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laughing as if he’s not a little disappointed that it’s not a leash
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bittersweet and baby blue
༅ nomin
༅ explicit
༅ wc: 82.6k
༅ ch. 4/4
༅ professor au
༅ link below !
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His kicked puppy demeanor and easily manipulatable ways have enchanted me
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this will never get old.. the pure panic when he caught them holding hands. i Felt that in my BONES
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bittersweet and baby blue
༅ nomin
༅ explicit
༅ wc: 15.8k
༅ ch. 1/3
༅ professor au
༅ link below !
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like why did he do that LMAO
that one 00line vlive when they were literal babies and jm and jn turn to face each other but jm looks down at jn’s lips like a crazy person and jn glitches for a solid 7 seconds just really set the stage for the next 5 years of their lives
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7,000 miles and still i see you
📞 nomin
📞 explicit
📞 wc: 2.6k
📞 link below !
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nomin two tweet au wherein jm tries to flirt creatively or something 🔞?
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sorry for what i said in our social research class
🌻 nomin
🌷 explicit
🌺 wc: 39,969
🌸 chapters 2/2
🌼 commission for
@nominment
💘
🌹 link below !
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that nct home shit is creepy and fucking unethical and i hope y’all know that
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that man has been an idol for 5 years. i believe him “discovering” fic about as much as i believed jn pretending to not know what nomin was
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cherry popsicles
🍒 nomin
🍒 explicit
🍒 wc: 7.3k
🍒 summer of ‘89, friends to lovers
🍒 link below!
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on your knees, beg for me
♛ nomin
♛ explicit
♛ wc: 28.8k
♛ oneshot
♛ commission for
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♛ heed tags
♛ link below !
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LIKEWHAT THE FUCK
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after jm’s funeral jn catches him mourning by the creek and asks if he’s alright. they haven’t spoken since high school, and jn doesn’t know what compels him to ask. but then dh shows him a note that was left telling him that jm is still alive, and not to trust anyone but jn.
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sober up to kiss me
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🍃 dilf jm x college student hc
🍃 link below !
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insane line up
how do those tingle interview mfers know to get the gayest ships on their show.
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happy birthday, here’s my heart (and other things)
🎁 nomin
🎁 explicit
🎁 wc: 6.1k
🎁 commission for
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!!
🎁 link below !
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dream could never do the “random song spin” thing at a concert bc jm will forget what he’s supposed to be doing if it’s not in the exact order they practiced in
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i don’t even say this in a delusional way just a genuine observation but you can tell jaem is comfortable holding jen like this 😭 the curl of his hand and the way it doesn’t look flat or awkward the way the others do sometimes when they’re playing around
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the way hot & cold unit could’ve changed the industry if sm was smart
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chocolates in the floorboards
🥀 nomin
🥀 explicit
🥀 wc: 18.2k
🥀 a/b/o dynamics
🥀 commission for
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🥀 link below !
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shit like this makes me scream like it’s such a reach and yet i eat it up every time !
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I JUST SCREECHED WHOEVER YOU ARE YOURE RIGHT I HATE SLOW BURN ITS MY ENEMY I AM FULL OF LOVE IM A SAGITTARIUS
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jn really getting into the zesty gayness that came from being a 90’s boyband member
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two bimbos and their himbo: it’s math or something | a mini au
— o.nlyfans creators jn & jm start a bet to get them a third & jn takes it upon himself to take drastic measures when necessary.
however what he doesn’t anticipate is for jhnny, frat legend, to recognize his n.udes.
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jn at the company christmas party trying to act like he didn’t just have his brains fucked out by the ceo’s son in a bathroom stall
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not so subtle
🚪 nomin
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🚪 happy bday jn 🖤
link below!
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thy kingdom come, thy will be done
⛪️ nomin
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⛪️ wc: 17.9k
⛪️ commission for
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⛪️ link below !
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backseat driver
🍴nahyuck
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🍴wc: 6k
🍴a/b/o, strangers to lovers, happy hc day 😁
link below!
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SAW SOMEONE BRING UP THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT SOMEONES GOTTA BE IN THE BOX SINCE CL (my poor baby) IS SICKKKKKKDJDJ
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