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@cryptid_mom

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Creator and purveyor of cryptids, monsters and magical girls.

Joined December 2021
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@BungieHelp Fucking again?!
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@Gpro4life84 @BungieHelp Except they just listed a bunch of stuff as disabled, so....
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5 days
@TRHLofficial I'm about to help my teen clean hers. I suspect we will discover the "mysteriously disappeared" plates, mugs, spoons, and forks soon....
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@elonmusk 🥺🤌
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@scrowder "You Damn I Was You Me A Snake Knew Well Before Took In"
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25 days
@lporiginalg This sort of thing stresses me out so badly because I'm trying to get a job still in this market. But the layoffs mean I'm up against hundreds of thousands of others, so between that and AI auto-application apps and ATS, I have very little hope.
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@AlexFinnX Wish I had it in me to make content. I am but a humble artist. I'm glad to see other platforms finally coming around, though.
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@CNviolations I smell a setup with a wobbly dog.
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@amithearsehole They'll be the assholes to the families... but breaking a tradition and being independent of it does not make them assholes in a general sense.
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@unusual_whales Let's see who falls for the same shit twice.
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2 months
@HazelAppleyard_ It's a very "way to tattle on yourself" moment, isn't it?
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2 months
RT @TRHLofficial: lmaoooooooo
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2 months
@goddeketal Please excuse my ignorance here, I've literally only just been reading up on seed oils. There's so much conflicting info. It sounds like, to be safest, cooking only in animal products (tallow, lard, butter) is the best option, and oils in general are best avoided?
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2 months
My first ever walk cycle for a complex character! It was a frustrating and fulfilling learning experience, and there's obviously a lot I could do differently, but I'm incredibly proud of what I've made.
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2 months
Gas station sushi.
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@GigaBasedDad You can’t.
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2 months
@elonmusk @elonmusk I'm just a peon, but might I propose this: Whatever has been paid into SS by an individual, that individual gets it back in one lump sum. They are now responsible for their future. Once all the checks are out, dissolve the program. Cauterize that bleeding wound.
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2 months
@EndWokeness I'm very anti-woke, but male models do exist (though overwhelmingly women). This contest doesn't seem to be exclusive to women, and many models are favored for androgyny anyways. With all that said, the earned reaction here is that every trans winner is now performative. Sad.
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