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i'm crumb :) "A man who has lost his hair and is bald is clean." -Leviticus 13:40
Joined August 2018
one of the worst in recent memory
worst bar you’ve ever heard?.
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north followed a bob ross episode. adonis took influence from the abstract and modernist masters of the mid 20th century, showcasing not just an understanding of art history, but his ability to think for himself and draw from the heart. which is more impressive?.
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this is crack for my horniest mutuals because of the spit trail, this is crack for me because she starts singing the hamster dance at the end.
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has there ever been a good lyric about or referring to a video game? i feel like most video game lyrics are either "it was all a game, but i didn't have a controller. " or "hey, there's this niche game i really like and i don't know how to talk to people about it".
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every listen to this album makes me feel like that one gif of paddington bear taking it raw.
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@bozobubby @verge if i had to sit through quarantine while hearing people talk about the latest marvel movie i would probably have given up.
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@somemfnamedliz rappers write a bar that makes some logical sense and start acting like they're apart of any other conversation than who's getting tossed in the fucking bin.
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it's not about any single take. it's how he talks about music, how his reviews are formatted and his overall approach that, while introducing many new people to wider musical discussions, has stunted those same conversations irreparably.
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name a single similarity between these two albums. just one.
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usually i'm okay with listening to a bad person's music as long as i'm not supporting them financially, but the lyrics on this record actually make me sick to my stomach knowing what he did.
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it's called experimental hip hop it already has a name.
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no matter how annoying 14yos on music twitter can be, at least they'll never make a post like "what's the best album in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD that mostly relies on the snare?".
What is the best movie you've ever seen that is mainly based on dialogue?
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imagine being justin roiland's girlfriend and waking up in a locked room with this sprawled out on the bed
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@YannisleV there is nothing impressive about a landscape painting, save for the wasted time and skill that went into its creation.
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top post is semi bait, but the sentiment is undeniable: mainstream critics TO THIS DAY love to undermine, overlook and misrepresent black electronic genres and circles, no matter how high a score pitchfork gave renaissance.
If you have this album anywhere in your top list you’re gonna burn in hell for eternity lmao.
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seeing everybody posting all the new taylor swift lyrics is reminding me of this
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king gizzard mosh pit.
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@Java_jigga this is the most timeless bit in the world, it was funny when i was like 4 and it'll be funny til i die.
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if this does not go down by the end of the decade as one of the worst films of all time i am officially giving up on film.
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the most centrist dsa hottie, mid conversation with her roommate about the good place: *leans into her phone* YOU HEAR THAT FBI?? I'M A COMMUNIST!!!! .her world record length tape worm: amen to that!.
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like, it's got some INCREDIBLE instrumental moments on it, but i'm just so uninterested in hearing a rapist do his joker audition tape for 48 minutes and 38 seconds.
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geri's game has done more for chess than the queen's gambit ever will
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i thought i was going insane at first, but apparently the elevator in my sister's new apartment plays the chorus to virtual insanity.
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fascists will be like "the west has fallen and jazz is to blame" and then will only listen to the same two classical songs while they make pre packaged mac and cheese without adding anything to it.
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he didn't invent many of those issues either; as the medium of the reviewer expanded, the demand shifted from critique to explanation, and you can lightly ascribe fantano's flaws to christgau or anyone like that. the only difference is that fantano is 10x as big as any of them.
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2019/20 music twitter was a different place. it was just 13yos annoying everybody else and coil fans being outed as sex pests. some rap songs was the only hip hop album people talked about and you would get instantly blocked for having the gluee cover as your pfp.
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"a group of students studying trends in music"
A group of students studying trends in music at the University of California, Berkeley ranked and decided these were the most influential albums of the past decade 👇
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k pop fashion designers are so fascinatingly evil, because they truly don't see a real statement in anything they do. they're just belligerently unaware, they see pretty colors and an inspirational sentiment in "going all in" and run it into the ground.
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the greatest decision you can make as a music listener is becoming a cd head. oh, you like paying 4x its worth because the picture is big and it's blue? have fun flipping it over 4 times because it's an hour long idiot.
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music twitter is 20% getting put onto the best music ever and 80% tweets made by your little cousin who keeps asking you if you're afraid of ants.
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guess the news is out, so i'll just come right out and say it: yes, i'm having an affair with anthony fantano
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more like its flop era.
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roiland's gf: hey babe, is it okay if i go out with some friend's tonight?. roiland: *buuurp* what was that morty?. gf: i mean- aw gee rick i sure would love to go out tonight!. roiland: there's no time morty *buurp* we have to find out what anal feels like morty.
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how the fuck are you gonna take fashion advice from a guy who still wears the "5 more minutes" shirt.
IT'S HERE! Did you guess the new channel right??. If yes, go subscribe! If no, go subscribe!
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maybe the most goated top 2 hits from any year this century, grow up.
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glad to know the guy who listens to clair de lune at 4% volume while cooking the most over seasoned allrecipes salmon thinks that the friday night funkin soundtrack is better than (c)rap music.
Approximate IQ of different music listeners:. Classical music: 115.Instrumental music and soundtracks: 113.Synthwave: 109.Jazz&Blues: 108.Rock: 106.Korean: 103.Punk: 98.Phonk: 97.Metal: 96.Pop: 95.Country music: 93.Hip hop: 90.Rap: 86.Dubstep&Higher volume music: 82.
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it's so funny, most electronic music fans i've met love to preach the fact that house is a black genre, but when pressed to name some of its originators you'll be met with a drawn out uhhhhhhhh. you almost can't blame them, they're never talked about, but still.
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(consoling the most beautiful chainsaw man pfp shawtys all sending liveleak reactions in the chatroom) there, there princesses. don't cry because it's over, smile because it happaned! now how about you try on those latex cosplay suits you were posting about.
"Neon Genesis Evangelion" Anime Studio Gainax has filed for bankruptcy after almost 40 years. Image © KHARA, Project EVA
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what are the least hateable bands of all time? like, a band that's never seen a single ounce of hate thrown their way? the two that come to mind first are stereolab and nails.
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introducing. the crumbster 2.0!! 144 favorites, one per artist, loosely ordered, rt or call me a nerd or something
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middle school twitter really pulling out all the stops today.
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@theneedledrop The ice cream truck song is overrated. If i wanted ice cream, i'd just go to the store and buy it. No banger will ever change that.
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buying vinyl online is so boring, bladee should've dropped a set of coordinates where you could go to buy the records. i wanna see two 90 pound virgins duke it out over a copy of red light like moms on thanksgiving for the last cranberry sauce.
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i fucking hate stephen king bro. "only vaguely supernatural overtones" like i'm sorry that The Actual Devil doesn't come out from under the bed and grab wendy and puke blood all over her, but kubrick understands the supernatural far more than you ever will.
"Stanley Kubrick just couldn’t grasp the sheer inhuman evil of the Overlook Hotel. So he looked, instead, for evil in the characters & made 'The Shining' (1980) into a domestic tragedy with only vaguely supernatural overtones.". --- Stephen King
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@lavenderrflower the movie is infinitely more pretentious than any of what it's trying to make fun of, and in its desperate misinterpretation ends up adopting sentiment that is truly anti art. there is no performance good enough to make up for that.
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@10cities10years god you're so right you're so fucking right oh my god how could i not have seen it before jesus christ you're so smart how did you get so smart holy shit my eyes are open now my third eye my crusty third eye was glued shut this whole time jojo rabbit is my new favorite movie fuck.
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@Ex_AnarchoAnon i feel like it's a combination of a lack of exposure to it growing up and the assumed "consequences" they're told about that leads to them thinking it's way harder to do than it actually is and throws them off from doing it.
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in high school my history teacher started talking to us about this song, because of it's "cultural significance", and when i said the song wasn't really about anything he aggressively sighed "i just cannot agree" and didn't look me in the eyes for the rest of the school year.
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you can really tell who's an electronic music fan and who's just a burial fan in these qrts, whether they're calling it freestyle influenced or if they're comparing it to crazy frog lol.
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how are you gonna call your album "hoe scaring music" as if you're not just gonna be rapping about an argument you had on twitter and fortnite.
Danny Brown & JPEGMAFIA’s collab album will be titled 'Scaring The Hoes, Vol. 1' 💿
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@christmasdust i think you could definitely trace the line of thought behind this tweet back 6 years and directly link it to when i first heard that line and went "damn that sucks".
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i like how the wanting to fuck anne frank thing started as a joke and then it got too big and people with no concept of non literal artistic analysis just started saying it like it's true.
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i'm a simple man. i see ants from up there on someone's topster, i keep scrolling.
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if you replaced the money store with maya then it'd be a different story.
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it's insane how spotify has so throughly poisoned the minds of the average music listener. they surely did not invent this idea, it was always going to be a consequence of the developing convenience that is recorded music, but they sure did make it totally unavoidable.
@btwntwinpeaks sorry but when I have all my music perfectly organized on streaming I'm not gonna wanna go listen on youtube cause it will never end up in my normal listening rotation of its not on streaming.
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i've got a complicated relationship to albini and his work, but i cannot deny that in utero was one of the first cds i ever owned, and how much i learned about recording music from his work when i was younger. legendary producer, his work will never be forgotten
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@AjTakes it's 100% worth skipping, even the best songs are soiled by his addition. like, if the instrumentals just do it for you then they just do it for you, but defending it as if it's even top 100 noise rock would be crazy to me.
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the wildest any of these albums stray is into glitch and sound collage, which also have names. post genres are like the dumbest things ever idk why yall want another label to argue over anyways.
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tetris is one of the greatest videos games oat and has genuinely helped to improve my spacial awareness and foresight in a general sense. all eva has done is make 14yos think they're freud and introduce me to the most emotionally stunted people i know.
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@satanic_spoon @catinoddplaces if you look very closely, you can see a string holding the steak to the ground (they're actually on the ceiling, and the cat has anti gravity boots).
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i hate that modern shoegaze is just making weightless emo music. what ever happened to those quiet irish kids who were daring enough to ask "what if my guitar sounded like yoshi".
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a dj mustard beat playing at my hairdresser? almighty so 2? new phreshboyswag? yeah, methinks hip hop is saved
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the avant teen agenda is real and it's corrupting our children.
The whole primary school are learning about minimalism this term. Beautiful 🌈
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not gonna listen to the jpeg and danny song. i just wanna say that i find people's obsession with lean beef patty so weird, and the fetishization of muscle girls who still look like they can be house wives is gross.
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couldn't find a candle so i put a bunch of cardboard and hand sanitizer in it
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@YannisleV again, her ability is what's impressive, but the output that her ability went towards is not. and that's not to say that it *has* to be, but that's just how it is.
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did a top 25 instead, might make a top 100 when i get home
Top 5 1970s albums?.
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it's not even the language used, it's truly the way that people think about movies, it's so overly simplified. even using the movie they used, there is SO MUCH more going on, but to them it's just a narrative, achieving no more through film than could be done in any other medium.
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why do people who exclusively watch the cw have to try and make that my problem.
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here's what she would look like if she was black or chinese
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@Mdevilsh1 @theneedledrop He'll never top it because he's not gonna try. Each album he makes is its own unique experience and focuses on a unique narrative. You can like one of his albums more than the others, but you can hardly say they're all similar enough to even try and compare them.
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the goods
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bro said grooming a teenager is less offensive than being mean to an interviewer 💀.
I would support Sonic youth if they didn't do that shit do narduwar.
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"if only I can remove all outside influence, my child will be perfect. I know what to do. I'm right. I just need to drown out everything else. I'm right. My child will be exactly like i want them to if there's no other option--"
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It could be worse. you could be bald & have a big nose.
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