i just decided that the reason wolfwood has no sense of balance is bc he still isn't used to his adult body. his hands and feet just are further away from him now and his motor skills havent caught up yet
@npo_speechie
not being judgemental, genuinely curious, i dont know how disabled parking works - i thought it was intended for people with mobility problems/needing more space for wheelchair access who can't use a normal parking spot?
friendly reminder that if u ship plantcest or any other incest or condone fic containing incest/shota/ or think its ok to write about abuse just for fun rather than to tell an important story then youre based & need to be in my dms immediately
don't get me wrong i love knives being openly horny for vash but u know what i also like? knives being oblivious to the fact. having no idea that capturing ur brother and fertilising his interdimensional egg cell is, in fact, a sexual thing to do
hc that vash has a mirroring habit. he just cant help himself - he absorbs other ppls emotions. whatever youre doing, he wants to do as well. like golden retriever energy except more obsessive compulsive
@ValorantUpdated
"a lot of gadgets" you mean 1 gadget that he literally calls his "dad pad" and constantly forgets how to use it and has to ask killjoy
i have this niche hc that vash can't taste food the same way humans can and he just enjoys the process of eating more than he enjoys the taste. now HEAR ME OUT OK
these twins make me so sad bc knives is so horribly insecure abt the world and afraid of being hurt and all he wants is to feel safe but vash is Physically Incapable of actually doing anything meaningful to protect them so knives feels like he has to do it all by himself
so last week somebody raised the idea to me that the tally marks vash left on the walls of his cell on ship 3 actually represented deaths and not days, and at the time i waved it off, but i cant get it off my mind and the more i think on it the more convinced i am by it
MEGATHREAD:
#Chamber
is planning a takeover of Kingdom. his character design, voicelines, and spotify playlist are encoded with hints at his involvement. me and
@riorin_writes
are gonna show you why
#VALORANT
breaks my heart every time i remember that wolfwood cares about children not in a protective custodian way, but in a different way entirely because he himself is the same age as many of the children in that orphanage & they are his kin
you know ive never liked modern AUs for trigun but i think i just figured out why: vash is always some happy-go-lucky college student who goes rock climbing or smth. hes never a poor kid on the run for a crime he didnt commit. YOU CANT MAKE VASH STATIONARY!!
makes me howl imagining vash confronting him abt it like "the intimacy was weird at first but im coming around to it" and nai being like "AUGH! vash, that's sick!! you're sick!!! we're BROTHERS" and vash being like ".... are u fucking joking"
sova's new voiceline to chamber about not being able to bounce bullets off the wall makes me imagine chamber just being like "OKAY." and coming to work the next day with a richochet rifle prototype
vash: "what about when we used to explore each other when we were younger"
knives: "thats...! that means nothing!!! that's just what brothers do!!"
vash:
knives:
vash:
knives: "...right???"
#TRIGUNSTAMPEDE
#plantcest
just had a sudden realisation:
vash can't go back on his vow not to kill. he can't. bc if he even STARTS to consider that some people have to die for the greater good, then the first person he would have to consider is nai. and he can't.
i dont know who needs to hear this but if you say "i'm proship but i draw the line at--" no. i'm sorry. you aren't proship. hate to break it to you but if you are militant against ANY kind of content in fiction then you're anti
i keep rewatching this and thinking about how much pain he must have felt. if vash panicked that much feeling a plant nearing death, just imagine the trauma of being in the room when entire rows upon rows of them die all at once
deadeye: my version🧵(LONG!)
this man is the closest thing i have to an oc and he's NOT EVEN REALLY MINE? so i'm sad abt that but i hope y'all like what i came up with for him.
by the way, this will also contain some of my backstory for chamber as they're closely linked. enjoy!
ever think about how fucked up it is that nai's plan is essentially to give the plants legs to walk, and vash and meryl's objection boils down to "no! what if they are mad and choose to kick!"
@DavidDuhme
@SalaComMander
@EverythingOOC
if the density of a boats material is heavy enough not to displace when filled with air then by definition it is too dense to float and is not a boat
@pinteresdt
imagine seeing how few ppl agree w you and deciding that you're the right one and it's everyone else that's wrong instead of, yknow, maybe reconsidering your stance on how you should be treating others
i love self indulgent fluff as much as the next person but you know what's better than vash being pregnant & domestic? vash being pregnant but STILL on the run as always
if anyone even THINKS about saying that knives is just a plant superiorist and a narcissist and that's why he wants to destroy humanity let me remind you he has NOTHING against the worms
you cant tell me that ts wolfwood wouldn't go into the most intense subspace with soft dom vash. vash surprising him with how assertive he can be, but soft words in his ear. his mind would be in another place
@mrodrigo225
@Gabriele_Corno
this is a fairly common myth and is untrue for the majority of animals. most likely reason for animals to reject their babies is if they're subjected to a lot of stress, so returning the baby in a way that doesn't freak the mother out is usually ok
chamber likes to be treated like a prince when he's stressed out. he will flop down and put his head in your lap and expect you to stroke his hair. would not put it past him to expect to be fed grapes
chamber and viper would be involved for like a whole year before anyone found out, cause the very notion that she would go on a date with him is so implausible to the entire squad
i know we like to think that if knives were to compromise w vash then things would work out ok but why should he compromise when vash is so unwilling to compromise w him?? vash wont do anything to make them safer, he wont sacrifice ANYONE else for his brother
what if the reason vash doesnt want the plants to be independent is bc he has talked to all of them and knows they're unfortunately all on knives' side
@lightthebands20
@alanmartinez43
@hankgreen
god forbid we be exposed to any political ideologies other than the ones we like. god forbid we learn about all facets of the world and history so we can make choices for ourselves
they even noted how chamber's winrate isn't spectacular but they wanna nerf him just bc people pick him a lot. what?? maybe people find him sexy, ever thought of that?
also sidenote i think he still totally would eat mattress foam when nobody is looking & he still sometimes does get confused over what is and isnt for eating. example: butter is for eating, but its weird to him that its not considered normal to just eat a block of butter
he pays less attention to the "rules" of eating when he's stressed out & using food to cope. yes he will try to be normal around people but if hes out in the desert and wants to eat and there's nothing available but rocks, you bet he's chewing rocks
it disturbs me the number of ppl agreeing with this in the replies. dear god. give your passwords to your s/o if you want to but they don't have the right to know everything. not everything you want to keep private is something incriminating
@James51108575
@WholesomeMeme
a lot of parents believe that and i'm sure intentions are good, but mine pressured me to socialise and all it did was make me loathe social situations even more in adulthood. some people are just more introverted and isnt that okay?
the way everyone draws plantcest porn with vash a whimpering mess and nai a smug asshole as though nai wouldn't be tripping all over himself the moment he got to hit
@Darkrimmedeyes
@OwlGams
anorexia isn't a hardship apparently. why not just accept that there exist struggles on both sides of the spectrum and we dont need to be putting each other down
so knives is doomed to feel perpetually alone. no ofc none of this excuses genocide but imagine if vash were willing to kill just the really bad people in order to keep them safe, what a difference that might make to knives' view of the world theyre in
@Orchestrative
THIS SO MUCH. like i do appreciate the sentiment but it's not healthy for the entire argument to be based around coping with trauma, it only reduces the freedom to enjoy content - like, "it's only moral to enjoy dark content if you use it to cope"
if he budges the line even a little way forward, nai crosses it. if he watches nai cross that new line, and chooses to do nothing, then he's a hypocrite. in vash's eyes, the only world in which it's wrong to kill nai is a world where it's wrong to kill ANYONE.
still think everyday about how nobody in the vp would ever believe chamber and viper were dating. he'd go to them like "thinking of getting this necklace for sabine for our anniversary" and theyd be like "wow this creep has made up an anniversary and everything"
@knyaives
also they lifted that cannon together and i noticed that vash busted up his prosthetic arm from doing that but NOT his real arm implying that his bones are stronger than lost tech
@Iuvliines
i suggest you go out in public and ask a random passerby, or a work colleague, or a family member, which is worse. you'll get brought back to reality if you do
case
#2
: he wanted to eat that damn GERANIUM before rem taught him it wasnt for eating. vash went through a whole process throughout his life of learning what was and wasnt for eating & if it werent for that he'd probably be eating mattress foam as an adult
so that's the world he has to live in. maybe he thinks that he's just as guilty, that he'd deserve to die too. and maybe when he watches nai die and thinks he's gone foreever, options are opened to vash - he can't hurt nai again. what is there left for him to lose?
case
#3
: if we believe that his behaviour in 98 has anything to do with canon, then he also has zero palette fatigue - he can eat 1 thing nonstop, bc flavours dont bore him. eating is more of a tactile thing for him - like a fidgeting behaviour
we just worked out chambers card says "chief weapons designer" meaning he is (or at least was) literally IN CHARGE of weapons design at kingdom, he's not just a contractor