hannnuh
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Beer tastes on a champagne budget. That slow Southern drawl. Sometimes I tweet things I probably shouldn't. 🤷♀️ Braves/Blaney/Elliott/Falcons $hannuh9
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Me and my hot pocket when we walk by a man wearing expensive cologne.
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Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash
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Just a friendly reminder that when women tweet horny, there's someone specific in mind.
And personally, if you don't have my contact info, it's not you.
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On the opposite end, there's this king.
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Pretty excited. My loan was approved.
I'm closing on a full tank of gas this weekend. 🥳
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Speaking of vaccination cards, got these for my brother and sister. I love them.
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What do you look like in your work clothes? *when I'm out in the field*
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It's a want, not a need.
It's a want, not a need.
It's a want, not a need.
MAJOR Discount!
Ninja Professional Plus Kitchen System with Auto-iQ for only $135, retail $279.99!
Use codes:
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Ninja Creami Deluxe for $142.99, retail $279! (use same codes as above)
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Coke and male prostitutes are expensive.
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Fluffy
Yeah you’re fine and whatnot but how you look in a bikini??
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Just passed a Bed Bath & Beyond with Store Closing and Now Hiring signs posted.
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Do I need a pink Christmas tree?
No.
Am I going to get a pink Christmas tree?
Yes.
4ft Pink Christmas Tree, $38.99!
- Black for $39.99
Christmas Ball Ornaments for $13.49 (reg $25)
Electric Scooter for $171.60, retail $429!
*Coupon on page
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New whip.
And yes, I cried when I was saying my goodbyes to Black Betty. 🖤
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My company is recognizing Juneteenth as an official company holiday. ❤
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
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I've found the perfect summer dress. And yes, it has pockets.
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Mirror Pic Thread
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@TheBloggess
At steakhouse. Waiter asked if I wanted my steak butterflied. Me: "What's a butterfly?"
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I envy women who know how to do hair and makeup cause it stresses me out.
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I don't think I have ever laughed so hard while trying on clothes 😂
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Y'all think I'd get in trouble if I sent this to my coworker?
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I think my mama finally scrolled too far today. Hope she learned her lesson.
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The hips be hipping.
Yeah, my mirror is dusty as fuck. No, I don't care if you judge me for it.
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Ladies, What’s that picture of you smiling that makes you say “Wow I have nice smile”?
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Just ran across this pic of my ex work husband and me at a 90s party. 🥲
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Nah. Men are going to look at this and think "If I talk to myself in her DMs, she'll answer eventually. Then we can go on baecation and I'll kidnap her and Stockholm syndrome will make her mine."
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Saying, "Merry Christmas ya filthy animals" to my dogs every time I give them a treat today.
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We doing shots tonight cause your girl is getting a promotion! 🥳
Interview went well. I didn’t giggle at all. He’s still beautiful. Fingers crossed.
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