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@crispheaney
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the difference between me and you is that you're asking yourself "when can i stop pushing this boulder up the hill" hoping '25 repeats '21 and you can finally "make it" while i've accepted the absurdity of the human condition that human meaning is found in the endless struggle
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@crispheaney
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my ex and i moved in together jan ‘23 and we bought a $1.5k couch every time i look at it i think “i could have just bought bonk”
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@crispheaney
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Max pain is making millions and still being petty/angry all the time
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@crispheaney
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how to start a failed startup: 1) attend every conference 2) rent a fancy office space 3) hire faang engineers 4) hire bd/sales before pmf 5) glorify headcount 6) enter infinite partnerships 7) listen to vc product suggestions 8) make everybody happy 9) chase narratives 10)
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@crispheaney
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Me too! Some good ones: anchor examples: mango: saber: synthetify: jet: candy machine: drift:
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@crispheaney I learned most about Solana programming by scavenging open source repos.
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
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you die a dev or you live long enough to become the vc
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@crispheaney
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3 years
Can you work in crypto and have a normal sleep schedule?
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@crispheaney
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3 years
Too many investors. Not enough builders.
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@crispheaney
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3 years
IRS employees must be stoked to use solana explorer.
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@crispheaney
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2 years
Drift v2 leverages Solana's unique properties to create a decentralized limit order book (DLOB). The DLOB relies on an off-chain Keeper Network to match & fill orders. I'm looking for a dev that's passionate about DeFi/Solana Infra to help bootstrap the DLOB's Keeper Network 🧵
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@crispheaney
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2 years
Stoked to be judging @solana 's grizzlython! If you're on the fence, I suggest you send it. I did the May 2021 hackathon and ended up falling in love with the tech/community. Great opportunity to learn rust and start a project to work on full-time.
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@crispheaney
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3 years
Just submitted my @solana hackathon project. It's a peer-to-peer binary option protocol using @PythNetwork data. It's on devnet, check it out!
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
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recent solana releases have made a noticeable improvement to performance confirmation times are getting shorter and more consistent we simply keep hill climbing 🏃‍♂️⛰️
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@crispheaney
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2 years
if a dev leaves their laptop open you gotta `rm -f ~/.config/solana`
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@crispheaney
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2 years
bear market make strong dev
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2 years
audit shops should need to deposit their payment in the defi protocol for a fixed period
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@crispheaney
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huge amount of respect for what the kamino lads have built emerged from the depths of the bear as one the best teams on solana study resilience
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
hacker “house”
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@crispheaney
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wen @solana NYC office cc @rajgokal
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
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hear me out breakpoint classic in lisbon for people who have proof of a solana transfer before Nov '22
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
My intuition is the opposite. Most devs haven't heard of Solidity but are itching to pick up Rust.
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
I regret to inform @MonkeDAO that I've purchased a monke. The top is officially in. Adjust accordingly.
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@crispheaney
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and yall are selling your corns?
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@crispheaney
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2 years
if solana defi fails, solana nfts fail nfts are valued based on future utility and the failure of solana defi would foreshadow a lack of utility for nfts
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
A friend asked about breaking into crypto. Told him: - build a dapp prototype - shitpost on twitter
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
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drift devs been CRACKING upcoming launches - fuel (new reward program) - drift earn - token 2022 support - blinks - openbook v2 integration - pull oracles be shippy when others are fearful
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@crispheaney
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How did Drift add prediction markets so fast? Prediction markets are fundamentally a derivative that settle to 0 or 1. The primary change to Drift was allowing the margin system to safely support the 0 or 1 settlement logic. With perps, the margin requirement for a position is
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
2 years
anecdotally solana network feels much better than a year ago way easier to land tx
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
2 years
i think 95% of web 3 devs are script kitties
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
Doing a startup feels like always almost falling.
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
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If you’re building something in crypto and it hasn’t been called a scam yet, keep grinding, you’ll get there.
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
6 months
ever watch a distributed set of contributors rapidly improve a decentralized global state machine? study the bazaar
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
i've found that wearing crypto swag in public inevitably ends in a stranger asking me about ADA
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lil perp👾
3 years
@lexfridman Can we get @aeyakovenko on your pod 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
It's mind blowing that people distributed across the world have developed a common culture. We're immersed in it, so it's easy to take for granted, but this is crazy.
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lil perp👾
6 months
drift devs will build an elite tx sending stack or they will die trying
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
Feel like most crypto teams have poor execution as: - easy fundraising hurts fiscal discipline - it's tough managing a remote team - most founders are inexperienced Plenty of space for focused teams to come in and win.
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
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happy drift $400m tvl day to those that celebrate
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lil perp👾
3 years
@benlandautaylor Whats the odds there's a selection bias here where 1) normal people that do LSD don't talk about it and 2) the mystics are the loudest
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
6 months
do yall remember when @_ilmoi and @0xrwu would tag dozens of people on twitter with their questions about solano development? from nobodys to NFT Titans in one cycle study persistence
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lil perp👾
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mfs will say solana eco has no culture meanwhile meta & ore are two of the most sci-fi projects out there rn
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lil perp👾
3 years
Everybody here is "self-taught". The spaces moves too fast for formal education to keep up.
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lil perp👾
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1) what
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lil perp👾
2 years
vanilla CLOB won't work on-chain modifications at the validator or protocol level are needed to even the playing field between takers/makers drift v2 attempts to do this at protocol level via its dlob and auction system
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
7 months
I can code every day, multiple hours straight, months on end but 15 minutes of life admin shit seems damn near impossible
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lil perp👾
11 months
as sol went from $32 to $60 the last 2 week, drift v2: - handled $3.2m in liquidations - sent $64k in revenue to if - had $15 in socialized loss
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lil perp👾
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3 months from now solana performance will look much much better Main things that will drive this: 1) core solana devs are working extremely hard to improve the networking stack 2) dapp develops will modify their architecture based on the new level of demand For drift
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lil perp👾
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gm let's lock in
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lil perp👾
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yesterday drift v2 did $330m in volume in the beginning of 2023 this seemed impossible trust the process fam
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
2 years
At what age does a dev reach their peak performance?
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
11 months
drift v2 is already integrated with jupiter, so it instantly inherited spot liquidity from JLP 🤯 rising tide lifts all boats 🚢
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
Still amazes me how much you can learn by digging through open source repos. Great time to be a curious dev.
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
2 years
@marygooneratne "can i do this" "i cant tell you what to do it depends on your risk profile" "..." "that will be $109.50"
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lil perp👾
3 months
If your team is new to solana development, you should almost definitely just use anchor Time-to-market likely trumps the performance improvements you get from writing a `native` program "But i see smart devs saying anchor sucks" Well, there are only two types of frameworks:
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lil perp👾
3 years
Crypto full stack dev: - DevOps/infra - Smart contracts - Economic design
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lil perp👾
2 years
you can have zero technical regrets or you can ship
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lil perp👾
2 years
somebody should buy the FTX tech stack and open source it for the culture
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lil perp👾
3 years
When people asked me how I got into crypto I tell them it was inflation, bitcoin, smart contracts, etc but honestly it was that my girlfriend dumped me during covid and there was nothing else to do.
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lil perp👾
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vc discovers how software is built
@FrankieIsLost
frankie
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bull case for Solana is that it’s sort of like a rocket ship that’s been patched up with duct tape and popsicle sticks yet it somehow still manages to break through the stratosphere
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
Only buy black clothes to maximize wardrobe composability.
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lil perp👾
3 years
. @DriftProtocol is very efficient. Doing +$100M volume/day with ~86400 tx's/day (~1 tps).
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lil perp👾
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if you haven't minimized alcohol consumption, you're greatly reducing your physical/mental performance
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lil perp👾
3 years
Who else codes with one song on repeat?
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lil perp👾
3 years
Every time you meet a web 2 dev it’s your moral obligation to convince them to quit their job
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6 months
gm nature is healing
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11 months
day 1 writing python, feels like a language designed for children
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@crispheaney
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drift wif governance
@DriftFDN
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Introducing $DRIFT — the Drift Governance Token. DRIFT is the governance token of Drift Protocol, the largest open-sourced perpetual futures exchange built on Solana.
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solana state of mind
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lil perp👾
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drift v2 migration to pyth pull oracles is nearly complete we're seeing way better oracle performance, especially on long tails markets we were seeing 1000+ slot staleness before 😱 now the worst staleness we see is ~50 hill climbing 🏃
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lil perp👾
3 years
I just want legal contracts to be converted into smart contracts so I can understand what the fuck they're saying.
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
9 months
turned 30 today think it's time to buy a motorcycle
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lil perp👾
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it's a meme that all of tradfi runs on CLOBs exchange is often facilitated via other mechanisms dark pools proliferated because of the `mev` being leaked to hft firms amms/clobs will provide backstop liquidity but ultimately defi will see its own dark pools
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lil perp👾
5 months
big week ?
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lil perp👾
4 months
looking for a `Validator Engineer` to join the drift squad you'll max out power of drift's validator, which has ~250k SOL and still growing responsibilities include: - improving drift tx sending stack (making the most of stake-weighted QoS) - secure drift protocol by running
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lil perp👾
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eth blocktimes are too long (10s) to conduct dutch auctions on-chain, thus more of UniswapX will be forced off-chain solana blocktimes are 400ms, granular enough for the drift v2 dutch auctions to be conducted entirely on-chain OPOS 🫡
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lil perp👾
7 months
girls in nyc complaining about bots frontrunning their reservations for trendy restaurants MEV is inescapable
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
1 year
pov you’re a usdc token bridging from eth to sol
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
If US bans crypto at least we learned rust 🥲
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lil perp👾
5 months
i didn’t have a cs degree and started learning to code at 21 keep grinding son
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Say you graduated last year with your CS bachelor’s. No internships during school. Been doing lots of job applications, got some interviews but no offers. Grinding leetcode + side projects all the while. Do u keep pushing on? Start looking at non-swe roles? What’s ur next move?
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
Upon further review, the plan remains the same: 1) take care of family & friends 2) build cool shit
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
Made an example on how to make cross-program invocations (cpi's) to @DriftProtocol . It shows how to deposit, withdraw and open/close positions from your solana program.
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
3 years
When you work for a big company, you see the specialization of employees and think "I certainly don't know everything I need to start a company". But the specialization comes from big companies squeezing out efficiency/value. You don't need to know everything to start a company.
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
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vix just hit 70, i’m locked in, sweating the mf next to me in the cafe just lazily scrolling tiktok, no idea we’re at war over here
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
2 years
solana summer 2.0 🔜
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lil perp👾
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@materkel Whole eth roadmap is contingent on L2s funded by VCs
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lil perp👾
2 years
we need to make self-custody easy and cool
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lil perp👾
9 months
no cap these caps snap
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
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. @circle Cross-Chain Transfer Protocol (cctp) is going to be a huge boon for solana ecosystem excited to see it a first class feature on drift ui hoping @xNFT_Backpack @phantom have their eye on it as well
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
6 months
2 coffees and a beer type beat rn
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lil perp👾
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what's better than a B? 20
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
6 months
drunkenmiller, buffet and munger all prescribe: “put all your eggs in one basket, and watch that basket” the tendency for people in crypto to try to catch every narrative and manage dozens of positions feels like an antipattern have some conviction anon
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
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one dev’s quest to make it to breakpoint: 1) fly miami to boston tn 2) crash w friend and borrow his car 3) wake up at dawn and drive to new hampshire 4) acquire renewed passport 5) drive back to boston 6) buy friend dinner 7) catch redeye from boston to amsterdam 8) profit
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
6 months
p50 confirmation times back to what they were ~1 month ago progress
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lil perp👾
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when an outsider tells you you’re late, their rationalizing their own inability to make the move at 21 my consultant friend said it was to late to start coding at 27 my manager said it was to late to move to crypto trust your gut, fade the cowards
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@crispheaney
lil perp👾
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@aliciakatz tell him to swap to an smb, use it as collateral on solend/solvent, borrow usdc, wire usdc to bank account, buy you dinner next week
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