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this is archive for the voices in my head
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i think abandoned fan accs are part of girlhood
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the worst person u know call themselves girls girl after every two seconds
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never ask a man his salary a woman her age and me what happened this year
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idc if u had a normal childhood just dont do it infront of me
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@crisissm
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8 months
when ur fav oomf gets a life
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8 months
that one friendship break up that gave u detachment issues 😂🤦🏽‍♀️☺️😝
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8 months
if u add ketchup on rice u are a menace to the society and u should be jailed
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girls when somewhere in the haze got a sense they'd been betrayed
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8 months
never need a sweater i am what a sweater need
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@crisissm
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7 months
if u are lahori u should think before making fun of zayns accent
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8 months
all girls are the same (pretty and gorgeous and funny and beautiful)
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@crisissm
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7 months
do u ever think about those long ass paragraphs and wanna vomit so bad bcs why did i even try
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@crisissm
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1 year
well tbvh i feel like im always disappointing people
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People that were raised by extremely strict parents, how has that affected you as an adult?
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@crisissm
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4 months
ya allah free me from the shackles of using vpn by making me overseas pakistani
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@crisissm
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8 months
"couldn't load lyrics for this song"
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8 months
i will pass on my twitter account to my grandchildren and they will continue this legacy of shitposting
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@crisissm
ayesha
7 months
MUJHEY LAGTA HY K BAATEIN DIL KI HOTI LAFZON KI DHOKAY BAAZI
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@crisissm
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11 months
so i got wasted like all my potential
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@crisissm
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1 year
i h8 tweeting ss so much
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@crisissm
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9 months
babe i think u should study instead of mindlessly scrolling
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@crisissm
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10 months
these celebrities see everything they just dont give a fuck about the genocide
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RM Instagram Story
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@crisissm
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1 year
if ur getting eidi on this eid pls dont talk to me stay away from me u spoiled rich brat
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@crisissm
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7 months
zayn should shift to pakistan and ill teach him the perfect urdu accent😘😘
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@crisissm
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1 year
maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere maula mere
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@crisissm
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7 months
theres this weird side of twitter where everyone is literally so attention deprived so lame so stupid so icky so weird so jobless so chutiya
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@crisissm
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1 year
how do u guys find vomit inducing things romantic
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he wrote me a note, romance isn’t dead 🥰
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@crisissm
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7 months
zayn maliks collab with aur is so random wtf ??😭😭
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@crisissm
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9 months
do u really wanna know where i was april 28th
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@crisissm
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1 year
discovering that one of ur mutuals is ur irl can send a girl in cardiac arrest for 10 mins
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7 months
@f4siha delusionalism
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@crisissm
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8 months
saw an ugly love notebook today😣🤦🏽‍♀️😟🤟🏼🔫
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@crisissm
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8 months
ill do it or maybe not
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@crisissm
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10 months
loyal tweet liker stopped liking my tweets
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@crisissm
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10 months
eated chewed slayed !!!
@IsraelWarRoom
Israel War Room
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Anti-Israeli demonstration in Pakistan: protester ate the Israeli flag. Bon appetit, psychopaths.
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7 months
6 likes is a hit tweet idc what u say
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@crisissm
ayesha
11 months
weird way to admit that u are a creep
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the halal guy
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I waited for 25 minutes for this girl to remove her face mask to eat chips. Now, the order has arrived, and she revealed a mouse-like face from inside the mask. Masks truly exaggerate beauty.
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@crisissm
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8 months
bestfriEND ❌ boyfriEND ❌ girlfriEND ❌ it all ends‼️ u know what doesnt end❓ my love for oranges 🍊 retweet if u cried 😢
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@crisissm
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9 months
why did i waste two days what is wrong with me
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@crisissm
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10 months
no u are proud to be a war criminal who is killing thousands of helpless people in palestine u are proud to be a pathetic fuck u are proud to be a zionist
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I'm proud to be in Israel to honor the courage, commitment, and bravery of the Israeli people. Americans are grieving with you following last week’s terror attacks.
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@crisissm
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8 months
*tweets* *deletes tweet* *tweets the same tweet again* *tweets another tweet tweeting i tweeted the same tweet twice*
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@crisissm
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8 months
is mein uski kya ghalti hy when u guys dont study for ur own exam
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that one snake friend
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rare beauty is really bad for ur skin it will give u acne eczema dry itchy skin that leads to swelling redness itching and sometimes cracking
@rarebeauty
Rare Beauty
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The Find Comfort Body Collection – body care that helps you feel good in your skin. Launching globally on December 26, or shop it early only on the @sephora mobile app on December 18.
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@crisissm
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10 months
how is this an official account dawg they are so unserious and lame
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Taylor Swift’s #ErasTour body guard returned home to fight for his country. Hey @taylorswift13 , we promise you’ll never find another like him. We love you Eran 🇮🇱❤️.
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@crisissm
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1 year
dont shame seasonal fans they matter pls be considerate
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@crisissm
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9 months
hes not gonna pick u btw
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My boy got messaged by a girl with an A cup he keeps asking if he’s been cursed. I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@crisissm
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7 months
i dont know how ppl causally make rape jokes like its nothing
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@crisissm
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4 months
hate the words pasandida mard and aurat so much dont use it infront of me ever
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@crisissm
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9 months
when i read my tweet again after tweeting and see a typo
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@crisissm
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8 months
how tf do ppl have 30k tweets like thats insane get a job.
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9 months
people who tweet with proper punctuation are very annoying
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@crisissm
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9 months
there is a thin line between being silly goofy and annoying
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@crisissm
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10 months
sometimes i feel like this picture i think im spiderman
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@crisissm
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11 months
@richardsiken u are so silly non oomf
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@crisissm
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1 year
real and true
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What's your first tweet when you search for "love" in your page?
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@crisissm
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1 year
stop glorifying guys stop glorifying guys stop glorifying guys stop glorifying guys stop glorifying guys stop glorifying guys stop glorifying guys stop glorifying guys stop glorifying guys
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@crisissm
ayesha
10 months
mohammad rizwan triggered them so bad now they are acknowledging indias support only bcs of him lmfao so fucking insecure
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We were really moved by Indian friends showing their solidarity with Israel 🇮🇱 We are happy that India🇮🇳emerged victorious in the #INDvsPAK match at #CWC23 and that Pakistan was unable to attribute its victory to the terrorists of #Hamas .
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im so serious not even kidding dont do it infront of me
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@crisissm
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1 year
colleen hoover asf
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which author
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@crisissm
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8 months
quaid e azam kaash aap mere oomf hotey
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@crisissm
ayesha
1 year
productive ways to waste ur time 1-watch ur tiktok drafts 2-shitpost on twt 3-watch 3 episodes of some series and dont watch further 4-listen to the songs u used to listen to in 7th grade 5-stare at the ceiling 6-eat mangoes 7-annoy ur siblings
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@crisissm
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1 year
aloo without biryani is like a man without soul
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if u like aloo in ur biryani u dont have the right to live,your opinion is trash and u should get a life🙏
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feeling very
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@crisissm
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10 months
who else up missing the time they used to read 10 books in one month
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@crisissm
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7 months
back only 4 my fans
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@crisissm
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1 year
why is my whole tl simping on adam rafay dawg stand up pls
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@crisissm
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1 year
guys should stop posting media no one asked and no one cares
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@crisissm
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10 months
zionism goes hand in hand with ugliness
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@crisissm
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4 months
mehndi done 💜😈 #btsluvr
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@crisissm
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9 months
sir qamar k saath bathroom jaatey huye sharam nhi aai🙄😒😟🔫🔥😨❌🤦🏽‍♀️🙀🤯😳😱
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hes so
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reggie mantle from the archies assalamualaikum
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@crisissm
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9 months
no more saying cuss words guys its inappropriate and violent
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@crisissm
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8 months
when i cant stop saying "like" after every word and ppl judge me and my mom laughs at me like i cant stop saying like i hate but LIKEEEE I CANT STOP SAYING LIKEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
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@crisissm
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7 months
he wants to be different so bad??
@gharkakabutar
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Mera dulha shaadi mein aise aata toh main toh naa karti shaadi
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@crisissm
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acting so fucking normal after commiting heinous war crimes
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I was raised in a household where it made a difference when food prices went up. Fighting inflation has been my top economic priority – and it’s working. Under Bidenomics, the inflation rate has gone down by more than half since last Summer.
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1 year
NO WAY EMAN GOT LOCKED FOR THIS TWT IS SO ISLAMOPHOBIC LIKE ???
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@crisissm
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10 months
this is so fucking pathetic i am so mad i want to k*** every single person in this room i am so serious
@clashreport
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Biden to Israel's war cabinet: You are not alone.
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i will be ur loyal story liker in every universe bro
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sadapay help center lady im in ur walls
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petition to ban my brother from sehri table
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7 months
everyone says that arrange marriages are scary but my parents had love marriage and i think its more scary tbh
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@crisissm
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8 months
oomf is famous for being a pick me guy on everyones alt oomf has no idea
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1 year
kutty ullu k pathy u bastard saaly suar ki olaad tujhy kya laga tu mujhy chor dega to main zindagi bhar tarapti rahu gi tarpy ga tu kameeny keeray paren gy tere opar kutty ki mout marega aur marny ke baad hamesha hamesha ke liye narag main jayega teri maa ki
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1 year
personally i think a day should be 36 hours long
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@crisissm
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10 months
be so fucking for real right now if u dont have the tolerance and u are so fucking insecure then stop hosting these tournaments
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A case has been filed by a lawyer in India against cricketer Muhammad Rizwan for performing Salah during the match.
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@crisissm
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tu ne jo naa kaha mein wo sunta raha
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1 year
girls wakeup and listen to phoebe bridgers bayaan and sasha alex sloan and then wonder why are they feeling sad lmfao
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@crisissm
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7 months
fan accs on twt are embarrassing asf like why are u praising ur ugly zionist celebrity like ur life depends on it and in ur defense u are saying hes girlypop coded get a fucking grip ???
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@crisissm
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1 year
how do u start studying again after ghosting ur books for like a century
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@crisissm
ayesha
10 months
is the support in room with us right now
@Israel
Israel ישראל
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Thank you all for your support.
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@crisissm
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some ppl dont deserve internet access
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@crisissm
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they should invent a phone cover that doesn't turn yellow after few months
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9 months
saw a flying chipkali i will kms
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@crisissm
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10 months
using someone's suffering as a costume is so fucking low
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so you’re telling me kim kardashian looked at this and thought wow that’s a great halloween costume idea?????
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loyal tweet likers need a job
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8 months
no thats a man in extramarital affair
@Reykabiraa
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Men in love
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@crisissm
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bring back the concept of shame
@urfaveniggee
sosa
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Never Play Around ❤️‍🔥
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