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Fan account @cristiano | This season: 26⚽️ 5🅰️ | Block = support Israel
Catalonia, Spain
Joined December 2023
Do I even have to say it?
Salem Al-Dawsari was voted the best player in Saudi Pro League 2023/24 by SofaScore! 🇸🇦. Today he officially received the award 🥇
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Cristiano Ronaldo this season:. 10 games.9 goals
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@PopBase I speak for ALL of the United States that Trump has already done more in 30 minutes than Biden did his entire presidency.
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🚨 THE GOALKEEPER MESSI TERRORIZED 🚨
🚨 NEW FAVORITE OPPONENT. After Eibar and Bolivia, we now have New England Revolution!. Messi’s stats vs them:.- 2 games.- 5 goals.- 2 assists. New England stats:.- 14th place (1 point away from last).- 37 goals scored (most).- 74 goal conceded (most). La Pulga 🇦🇷🪄
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@KwekuAcheampo10 I knew Ronaldo was gonna score, so that’s 0-90. Knew he was gonna get subbed off, so 0-65. Haven’t got a first half goal in a while, so tried it. And picked a random number, 37.
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Time zones are so weird. - Australia is in 2025.- USA is in 2024. While Messi fans are stuck in 2022 😭
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🚨 MOST MATCH-WINNERS IN 2024:. 1. Cristiano Ronaldo (20 goals).2. Victor Gyokeres (18 goals).3. Mohamed Salah (17 goals). 549. Lionel Messi (3 goals)
🚨 MOST MATCH-WINNERS IN 2024:. 1. Cristiano Ronaldo (14 goals).2. Lei Wu (13 goals).3. Akram Afif (13 goals). 723. Lionel Messi (2 goals)
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‼️ CONTROVERSIAL MOMENTS. Ronaldo:.- 2013 Ballon d’Or. Messi:.- 2010 Ballon d’Or .- 2015 Ballon d’Or.- 2019 Ballon d’Or .- 2021 Ballon d’Or.- 2023 Ballon d’Or.- 2022 World Cup.- 2014 Golden Ball.- 2022 Golden Ball.- Copa handball.- 2009 vs Chelsea UCL.- etc. 😭😭😭. La Pulga 🇦🇷🪄
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This fixture wasn’t a problem with Ronaldo
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- Al Kholood 3 - 3 𝐀𝐥 𝐍𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐫.- 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐝 0 - 4 Barcelona.- West Ham 2 - 1 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝.- Inter Milan 4 - 4 𝐉𝐮𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐬. One common thing: missing Cristiano Ronaldo
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@MLSMoves I used to think this, but Saudi league is miles clear. The only thing MLS is better at is .1) Balance.2) Entertainment. SPL is unfortunately clear and argue with your wall 👍.
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Messi did not need a costume for Halloween. He is already the representation of a ghost and he proved that this week.
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@MLSMoves “MLS Moves” telling me I’m wrong 😂. Ronaldo would demolish every single record if he joined this farmer’s league lmfao.
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This went COMPLETELY unnoticed because it was Messi. Imagine if it was Ronaldo or Vini 😭😭😭.
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Don’t say anything, just like
Messi fans are the worst man, imagine Messi's ex teammate saying Ronaldo is the goat.we would've seen 50k tweets from Ronaldo fc by now.
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35-year-old in 60 minutes vs Bolivia btw
This just shows EXACTLY how easier it is to statpad goals in Europe than South America . Haaland hasn’t even qualified for a major tournament ffs 😭💀.
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Messi was second choice 😂😂😂😂.
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Every single officiating ERROR in Al Nassr’s match vs Al Raed (1-1). A thread 🧵
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Al Hilal fans before the final: “We will win another trophy before you”. After the final: “Friendly cup!”
@433 @Cristiano Okay . We will see in the final 🤣.
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@pledgoffallegex @KwekuAcheampo10 Streets are saying that a guy tweeted, “not tweeting until Messi scored a club hat-trick” in 2021 😭😭😭.
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Top scorer: Benteke.Top assister: Acosta.Top goal contributor: Pec.Top rated: Puig.Top big chance creator: Acosta.Top chance creator: Acosta. Eastern Conference winner: NYRB.Western Conference winner: LA Galaxy.Leagues Cup: Columbus Crew.Open Cup: LAFC.MLS Cup: Galaxy. MVP: Messi.
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🚨 MOST MATCH-WINNERS IN 2024:. 1. Cristiano Ronaldo (14 goals).2. Lei Wu (13 goals).3. Akram Afif (13 goals). 723. Lionel Messi (2 goals)
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“Messi is carrying his awful team!”
97' | Su primera pelota y GOOL de Leo Campana, para darnos los tres puntos en casa 🔔‼️
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Brother is STRESSING 😭😭😭
Karel Poborsky (Former Czech international): . “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the weakest players in Portugal. As he gets older he is no longer as strong as his younger teammates. I would like him to start. That can help us.”.
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There really are Ronaldo fans who don’t rate Saudi. We literally have Benzema, Mitrovic, Firmino, Toney, Aubamayeng, Neves, Brozovic, Mahrez, Kante, etc., yet we don’t hype it up?. Not winning the league or even a trophy in this league is so justifiable, especially for Al Nassr.
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@RegistaCall Always blaming it on imaginary “r’pe,” hoping an innocent woman actually has it happened to her. Absolute weirdos.
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• no Ronaldo on the pitch.• Dias losing an aerial duel.• Costa making a ginormous error.• Santos behind all this. 2022 Portugal was seriously a joke 😂.
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• 1st in GDP.• 3rd in population.• 4th in landmass. But I’m told it’s the “Messi effect” 🥴.
MLS has been ranked second in the world in the terms of audience attendance with 12.1 million, Only 2 million behind the premier league . The influence of Greatest in the history is proven one more time 🐐
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Got f*cking rejected.
Had a job interview today ✅.
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No way Marco Reus won an MLS Cup before Lionel Messi 💀.
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Gvardiol - Ronaldo scored vs him most recently. Havertz - awful footballer. Barella - bottled UCL final. Gakpo - United reject. Doku - Beetlejuice. Alvarez - Argentine managed by Pep. Sommer - lost 6-1 to Portugal. Gravenberch - who?. Dumfries - anger issues. De Paul - gay.
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🚨 NEW FAVORITE OPPONENT. After Eibar and Bolivia, we now have New England Revolution!. Messi’s stats vs them:.- 2 games.- 5 goals.- 2 assists. New England stats:.- 14th place (1 point away from last).- 37 goals scored (most).- 74 goal conceded (most). La Pulga 🇦🇷🪄
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The WORLD knows who the goat is 🐐 . But “MessiMania” and “Raul” will tell me Ronaldo is a finished camel… yeah right 😭.
There's no way the LA Galaxy players did the SIU celebration before lifting the trophy😭😭😭.
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@SelecaoTalk Agreed, I also scored 1000 goals last night, and I have the evidence from my family and friends. Why am I not considered in the goat debate 😭.
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🚨 MOST MATCH-WINNERS IN 2024/25:. 1. Cristiano Ronaldo (8 goals).2. Erling Haaland (7 goals).3. Victor Gyokeres (6 goals). 1508. Lionel Messi (1 goal)
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I was told Portugal is a super team though?.
Most shots without a goal this PL season:. 28 — Bruno Fernandes.27.26.25.24.23.22.21.20.19.18.17.16.15 — Eddie Nketiah, Bernardo Silva. Bruno has almost as many shots as the next two goalless players combined.
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And he gets 0 praise for this by Messi fans. All they think about is “trophies!!!” Sorry, we don’t have the luxury of being carried whenever we are rested OR when we even score 😭.
Cristiano has been named the player of the match in his last four games. — Al Ittihad ⚽️ ⭐️ . — Damac ⚽️ ⚽️ ⭐️ . — Al Gharafa ⚽️ ⚽️ ⭐️ . — Al Qadsiah ⚽️ ⭐️
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@PSGINT1 Do I listen to the greatest player of all time or a 30 year old basement thriver?.
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Old “Ronaldo has 0 international trophies” tweets (linked). A HUGE thread 🧵
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People still think Ronaldo is irrelevant in 2024 😂.
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Messi fans hiding after the goat masterclass 😭
CRISTIANO RONALDO vs DAMAC FC:. • 2 goals.• 5 shots.• 84% passing accuracy.• 2 key passes.• 1 accurate long ball (100%).• 2 big chances created.• 1 aerial duel won (50%). AN ABSOLUTE MASTERCLASS! 🐐🐐
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@brfootball There are 3 things certain in life. 1. Death.2. Can't win an argument with a woman.3. Ronaldo letting his team down again.
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REALISTIC predictions for 2025:. - 36 goals ⚽️ .- 9 assists 🅰️.- Nations League 🏆 .- Nations League POTT .- new club in the summer . Would LIKE, but highly unlikely:.- new club in January .- Al Nassr win ACL 🏆 .- NL final goal ⚽️ .- any golden boot. Preparation for WC 2026…
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@clkbae_ There’s a reason why you got suspended, you’re simply racist, and it’s not too late to change. I experience racism every single day so it’s hard to know whether or not others are also being prejudiced for their skin color. How come you don’t say this about white people?.
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🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo under Pioli:.- 8 matches.- 1 nPG.- 4 penalties.- 1 missed penalty.- 1 assist . Italian maestro 🪄
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Guess what his rating was on Sofascore?. You’d think, 9.5, 9.3, or AT LEAST a 9, right? But no, it was 8.6…. Ronaldo vs the world.
Cristiano Ronaldo vs Poland:. 2 goals .1 assist.1 bicycle kick .2/2 successful dribbles.2 chances created.3 fouls won.5 shots .6/7 ground duels won. 39 years young.
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Missing someone?
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