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Bad Faith
A
#HelluvaBoss
/
#RedDeadRedemption
crossover
For the gate is narrow and the way is hard that leads to life, and those who find it are few.
A story told through a series of inter-connected oneshots, drabbles, and vignettes.
the master thread:
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it's been years but I can't remember if anybody ever noticed or pointed this graffiti from Spring Broken out lmao
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they match!! 😭
my rare pair shipper heart is reeling rn
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IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT BARBIE'S HUMAN DISGUISE??? 👀
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this is the cutest frame of Angel I have ever seen!! kicking my feet every time I see this picture
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So, it could totally just be me, but don't those hearts look an awful lot like hoofprints 👀
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I'm rewatching the Hazbin Hotel pilot and I will never not love how Proto-Blitz just shamelessly stares at Charlie's ass while she's trying to sell her pitch.
sorry not sorry but
#RoyalBlitz
real, I don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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did we make it? no, we didn't
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I've seen a lot of talk about Vox and Val's antennae today and I JUST realized that both of them sustained damage on the same side
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#royalhalo
in Viv's likes!!
kindly asking all the "but they're related!!!!!!" people to stfu now 😌 pls and ty
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good morning, I woke up plagued by Thoughts™
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he's fine. :)
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what if Blitz's human disguise's name is Brandon
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ok ok ok but knowing now that Vox and Val aren't dating (not that the label, imho, matters all that much)...
this scene and Vox's very obvious disdain for Angel, and then the way he looks at Val before leaving, hits in SUCH a different way 🥴
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been thinking about the way Striker showed up in Blitz's hallucination alongside his other failed relationships a lot these last few days
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the smiles they exchange here mean so much to me 😭💗
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disgusting, terrible man. i desire him carnally.
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i just really like it when he grins so wide, you can see his gums 🫠
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I personally love that Viv confirmed Velvette is a valued member of the Vees, the glue that holds the group together, and more of a third wheel to Vox and Val's complicated, on/off relationship as opposed the whole "daughter + gay dads" thing.
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with all the talk of trans hcs and such going around, I feel like I should bring back my talking point that there's a REALLY good chance Baxter will be canonically trans, given only female angler fish have escas!
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Ozzie's failed sneak attack hug is legit some of the cutest shit I have ever seen 🥹💗
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“but I like it
because it is bitter,
and because it is my heart.”
(1/2)
repost of an older edit that I still really love. ( the pics were out of sequence on the old one >>; )
#HelluvaBoss
#Blitzo
#Striker
#HelluvaBossStriker
#Blitzker
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found this in Viv's likes, excuse me while I HYPERVENTILATE
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got myself a comm from
@chizitx
!!
LOOK AT IT, I LOVE IT. 🥺😭 her work is amazing, go commission her!!
#Hellsona
#AngelDust
#Blitzo
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I really love the way Blitz comes up and just leans against Fizz here, and the fact that Fizz *lets* him do this speaks volumes. 😭💗
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remembers that Viv said Molly "isn't a demon" nor is she "in Hell"
remembers we're getting the Welcome to Heaven episode tomorrow
deludes myself into believing we're going to get a Molly mention or cameo
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idk I just really like it when Vox spreads his face out over multiple screens like this
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WAIT WAIT WAIT I'VE HAD AN EPIPHANY
STRIKER'S GOLD TOOTH ISN'T A GOLD TOOTH. IT'S A SNAKE FANG. THAT'S WHY IT'S BIGGER THAN HIS OTHER TEETH.
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I don't think I've seen anyone notice this or talk about it before, but the meme photos Blitz sends Stolas are 100% photos he took of Bombproof
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Double-Edged
Blitzo and Stolas spar for the first time.
A/N: inspired by the Flirty Swordfighting post(s) that have been going around, and another shot at an If They Had Kept On Seeing Each Other AU-type scenario.
#HelluvaBoss
#Stolas
#Blitzo
#Stolitz
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and that line between the beggars and the choosers
is a line you never let me quite ignore.
#HelluvaBoss
#Blitzo
#Stolas
#Stolitz
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ok so you know that "I had nowhere else to go" trope where villains show up on the hero's doorstep?
consider: Adam, now a sinner, showing up at the hotel's door because he doesn't know what else to do.
Charlie welcomes him because *everyone* deserves a second chance.
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I think every Robo Fizz should come with one of these switches
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been seeing people call Saint Peter ugly, and I think he's adorable SO HERE'S A ST. PETER APPRECIATION POST 🤍🪽
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whatever's going on here, it's happening at some sort of campground.
the teens sitting at the table with Moxxie all have the same logo on their shirts, and that's a motorboat off to the side by Barbie and Blitz, which leaves me to believe Glasses Guy is probably a counselor.
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seeing Vox's bare forearms got me acting like a repressed Victorian Man glimpsing a Lady's Ankle
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thinking about them again, and these scenes/lines specifically 💔🥲
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HERE YOU GO:
PAGE 1:
Bestowed to mainly Succubi and incubi by the king sin of lust - these crystals allow access to the mortal realm
The Hellborn in possession of a Registered crystal may be Granted portal access
pg 2 below
remembers i know how to read runes
gimme like 10 minutes
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okay but what kills me about this whole scene and situation is that Blitz was going to confess his feelings to Fizz, and then backed out of doing so at the last minute because HE WAS CONVINCED THAT HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR FIZZ. 😭💔 FUCK.
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do u think they had a situationship
(the answer is yes btw)
"do you think they had a situationship" and it's two characters from entirely different verses
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I'm starting to think the people who think Ozzie should condone and promote r*pe because he's the embodiment of Lust just don't really have a good understanding of sex.
like... why is it when you think of lust, the first thing you think of is r*pe? that's gross, bro. :/
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thinking about Chaz's cardboard signs and realizing they're not just a cutesy gimmick. he knew Crim was a homophobe and didn't want to get Moxxie in trouble if he could avoid it.
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in case anyone wanted a visual representation of Chaz's poor decisions in the fic below, here you go :3
art courtesy of @/RainydayDeer, of course
#HelluvaBossChaz
#HelluvaBoss
🦈💙🐍
Undertow: Glad Rags
Contrary to popular belief, clothes do not always make the man.
ao3 link below!
#HelluvaBoss
#Striker
#Chaz
#HelluvaBossChaz
#Straz
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okay wait. so if Barbie's human disguise has pigtails, presumably because of her horns, does that mean Blitz's legit human disguise would also have pigtails? 🤔
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this has probably already been done but I just finished the movie and I have a lot of Thoughts and Feelings that can, for now, be surmised by this image
#Transformers
#ROTB
#Mirage
#NoahDiaz
#TransformersRiseOfTheBeasts
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an early birthday present for
@thehazbinmotel
! u vu
AMAZING art by
@jokerbreeder
!!
#HazbinHotel
#Arackniss
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can we all agree that the chaz x robo fizz shipname is
SharkRobot
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I think it needs to be said that just because Chaz is a horndog doesn't mean his relationship with Moxxie was PURELY and ONLY sexual. having a high sex-drive does not negate one's ability to feel genuine emotions.
the look on his face here alone says it all tbh.
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peak character design
“Peak character design” and it’s just a character with a scar
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Roundup
what if Paimon took Stolas to a rodeo instead of a circus? aka the one where classism's been a hard-taught lesson, just not to the one you'd expect.
#HelluvaBoss
#Striker
#Stolas
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seeing people upset that the gif "spoiled" Mammon's design, and I'm so confused. we've seen his face all over Greed, were given his silhouette back in December, and the most recent merch drop included his face as a mask on Fizz. it's not a spoiler so much as amalgamation, lol
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what's your favorite "media literacy check". like a character or event that, depending on someone's opinion on it, shows if they can be trusted interpreting media.
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the face Val's making here while counting his whole $3 kills me every time I remember it
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love that we, as a fandom, can all agree that Niffty would royally rock Val's shit
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Striker haters really do be sounding like this sometimes:
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I may be stupid for not noticing sooner, but I was just rewatching the Valentino animatic and
HE HAS WINGS????
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#HazbinHotelSpoilers
I think Baxter might work for Vox? The room Baxter is in looks incredibly similar to the room the Vees meet in, right down to the plants, lighting and chair.
AND AS THE ORIGINAL
#VOXTER
SHIPPER, I FIND THIS VERY INTERESTING 👀
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I saw someone on tumblr all pissy and upset that Stolas doesn't even remind them of a prince anymore, that he seems like an empty husk in fancy clothes now, and I'm just like... YEAH?? THAT'S THE DEPRESSION AND ABUSE, MY GUY. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IT DOES TO YOU.
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Cut Your Losses
When Vox realizes Val is spending money faster than he seems to be making it, he decides to take payment through other means.
A/N: 🔞 collab with
@crzyfaucet
!
ao3 link in replies.
#HazbinHotel
#Vox
#Valentino
#VoxVal
#StaticMoth
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reposting this comm I got from @/Vox_tune back in 2021 because I am once again plagued with THOUGHTS and FEELINGS, and also because everyone needs to see this. 🖥🩵🐟
#HazbinHotel
#Vox
#Baxter
#Voxter
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the best friends of our childhoods are the loves of our lives， and they break our hearts in worse ways.
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I'm still not over Lucifer being like, "You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!" after Charlie introduced Vaggie as her girlfriend dfghjk
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got myself a comm from
@jokerbreeder
!! I'm in love with the way they draw this terrible gremlin man 🥰
#HelluvaBoss
#Blitzo
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got myself an extremely self-indulgent sketch comm of my favorite crackship from
@AriaNyeko
!!! 😳💞
#HelluvaBoss
#HazbinHotel
#AngelDust
#Blitzo
#BlitzDust
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just a little PSA because I've seen some people being downright stupid and nasty:
Being a fan of Valentino does not mean someone condones his behavior. This can and does include his VA. Stop being fucking weird to real people based on the characters they like or act for.
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it drives me up the wall how some people in this fandom will vilify female characters over their substance abuse problems (see: Verosika, Barbie) but excuse it and coddle the male characters when they suffer the same (see: Blitz, Stolas, Husk)
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