A Tibetan torture survivor in sham green card marriage w/ gay man is murdered by a shoe fetishist who dresses her corpse in unreleased luxury heels (stolen from stylist) after she accidentally writes down wrong address of man (played by Bobby from sopranos)selling her a couch
I am a 40 year old man who wants to make more art (nft) but am experiencing debilitating self doubt caused by the opinions of anonymous posters on the internet. Help 😣
Very clear that the mainstream art world still only understands NFTs in the hetero beeple hype/speculative way, can’t grasp “why would you buy a jpeg?”, and needs permission on the legitimacy of a format before they can engage.
I split the 10k up into two batches. 9k & 1k. 1k batch has unique assets that are not in the 9k. there is 4 assets that a have puzzle piece in the upper left corner that when layered form an image. there is only one image in the whole collection where the image is complete.
What if through a weird twist of fate (via coronavirus )the 2006-2013 net art scene reunites, delicious is resurrected, and everyone is g chatting and talking about “dual sites”??
I am a 38 year old man cosplaying as 40. I have shown with pandasex, dogperson39, and was once on an email thread with Val Kilmer and Reggie watts. A painting of my balls is in the permanent collection of MAM Paris. Think of me like this.
next month in collaboration with
@joinzien
I'm releasing 10,000 NFTs which for an additional fee can be turned into 4 different sized oil paintings produced by an oil painting factory in China.
I sold this rare jacket worn by robin williams at the flubber premiere. The guy who bought it runs this store they raised the price a shit ton .They’ll probably sell it to travis scott. Little do they know I drew a “p” on the inside of the tag to identify if I ever see it again
A giant painting I showed in 2015 for some group show that was basically a museum vanity project for an Italian foundation. Not sure what the theme was other than that all the artists were market hot. There was one Chris Wool painting that they put a rope divider in front of.
Just got to overhear the CEO of Miramax explain the trajectory of parker ito’s career to his wife/gf in an elevator ride but what he didn’t know was that the only other person in the elevator was me- parker ito
did everyone who wanted WL get sorted? pls DM me if not. also one time this guy wanted to hire me to make a painting of a QR code that redirected to his crypto punk