Are you a superhero? Do you hate the Coon? Then come join the NIGHT WATCHERS
Everyone is welcomed! No stupid rule to keep some groups out!
Just post your superhero application under this tweet to have a chance to get in!
AND NO COON ALLOWED
~ Wonder Tweek ⚡️
“Link! You have to wake up! Link?!”
Awakening from the nightmare, Zelda shot up in bed, choking on her own tears and vomit before she bent over and got sick in the trashcan. She could still feel it; the rain on her skin, the blood soaking into her dress.
“Give me strength…”
Everytime I watch a Southpark video thats like “what parent is the worst” or “moral characters good to evil” they ALWAYS forget something terrible one character did
Especially Tweek’s parents /
[ she approaches the woman, watching her work with interest - it reminds her of how she crafted her own costume by hand ]
“Want some help with that?”
[ she asks with a smile, completely unaware of who this is and what her intentions with the suit might be ]
He hated Link. He hated Zelda. He hated the Goddess and her precious servants.
He sat by the temple that had locked his master away, tapping his hands against the wall.
Even after all these years, the seal showed no signs of weakening.
Important Notes By Wonder Tweek!
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No onions or apples- New Kids are allergic
No almonds- Marji is allergic
No pork, and everything storebought has to be kosher.
Carry sugary snacks or drinks at all times for Scott.
Always have an extra crutch or wheelchair at the hideout
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#HPARKCONCERT
He’s only going to advertise Tweek Bro’s at the wish of his parents, but…still.
He couldn’t help but feel uneasy. Like he was supposed to be the one helping to set everything up.
His back was starting to ache too.