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@craziemamarose

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Cliché Stripper/Single Mama/Bartender. CEO of @letsslutitup

Portland, OR
Joined June 2017
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@craziemamarose
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4 years
@jappoffjones Take the dog outside when they need to go instead of making em wait & then filming it while yelling at the poor thing. Or maybe just not get a dog.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
idk why women would ever think strippers want their husbands. here to save marriages, not destroy them. we just want to make money, so why would we want our customers to lose 50% of their assets plus child support & their house? we're naked, not bad at business.
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
@kaichoyce Whyd he have to have paternity tests done on both his kids?
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
@biboofficial Lol lesson number 1 of making money as a stripper
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Ignore what everyone else said. That. was. AWESOME!!
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Rose Wildfyre
3 years
Guys, stop saying you're looking for a woman who's "Adventurous". We dont know whether you mean hiking or anal. And as women we have to assume the worst, so now i gotta ignore you in case you mean hiking.
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Everyone trip out with me! Here's 18 yo baby stripper me vs me now at 35.
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Customer- why do u do this job? Me- why do u do ur job? Him- its not the same Me- ya i know its not the same, cuz we both do our jobs for the same reason, but u don't get asked everyday why u do ur job. U arent expected to explain or give an alternate reason to earn a living.
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
@sdxo__ Women who are professionally good looking going into a profession where they help other ppl look good. I'll take it, yes please!
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
6 inches is just way too small for me. Like i know its the average but 7 in just feels way more natural to me. 8 in looks hot af but the last 8 inchers i got were way too thick, just too much for me to be comfortable. What a difference an inch makes. -talking abt stripper shoes
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
I'm so tired of people trying to save sex workers and eliminate our jobs when sex work IS what saved us. Sex work is how we helped ourselves.
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
@AnisaJanee Me when Ross & Burlington reopen
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Is there a term for "I'm super kinky to vanilla ppl but pretty damn vanilla to kinky ppl"?
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Why isn't there a store called "Slutty but Warm"? Like you can get a cute long sleeve crop tops w maximum cleavage but its also faux fur lined. Or a sexy sparkly insulted dresses. Or idk just cute sweaters made so that the ice cold wind doesnt go straight thru my fuckin soul?
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Sex workers- Drop the links/tags to ppl, blogs, classes, & books that help sws up their game, or help newcomers learn. There are so many sws offering tips, advice now but they aren't always easy to find, so lets make it easy! RT so everyone can find this much needed info
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Rose Wildfyre
1 year
@latkedelrey She wasnt giving skincare tips. She was just answering questions from her followers about her own opinions. She's a punk girl & small biz owner, who mostly talks about communism & advice on surviving capitalism. Y'all took this way too far
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Me on a first date Him- I'm kind of a Dom Me- oh so like how does that work with you being such a bad communicator?
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
If you're a sw & i see you in my timeline trying to -get more followers -promote your side biz or cause -struggling, asking for help I AM 100% RTing it! Closed mouths don't get fed so put it out there! There's a ton of us willing to help each other w/ visibility.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
"Nobody grows up actually wanting to become a stripper." -ppl who weren't raised with Coyote Ugly, Fiona Apple's Criminal, Gypsy & Cabaret. Bitch! I did! And i know a fuck load of other ppl that did too.
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Lmfao at guys that think they can out drink strippers. Like sir, I'm not even legally allowed to serve you 1/2 the amount it takes to get these bitches drunk. They're are professional drinkers. They'll still be doing acrobatics while you try to use your drivers licence in the ATM
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
@karinaa_ortega @dollisdead 😂😂😂 my 5 yo son keeps asking is im bleeding out of my butt. & at the store he yells it! I've explained it to him so many times. He also left a completely unwrapped tampon on the bathroom floor for me the other day, trying to be helpful. He was bummed to learn i cant use it now
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
Unsolicited dick pic = BLOCKED Unsolicited Cashapp sent receipt = omg thank you so much! I really appreciate that. How are you? Would you like some nudes? #chooseyourownadventure
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Rose Wildfyre
7 years
overheard in the stripclub, customer to customer- "omg just put your money down! it's a dollar not a fishing pole. is this your first time in a stripclub? just give her your money and act like you've been in public before!"
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Rose Wildfyre
3 years
@massivehomo420 @dennisbhooper Give it a few days & tiktok is gonna turn that video into this one
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
"you're all about the money huh?" No I'm a volunteer stripper. i do this for free as a public service cuz i can't think of anything better to do w/ my time but get naked for free & listen to you demean women for doing their job in their place of work. "Is that sarcasm?" Yes! TF?
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
"Don't you ever just want a normal job?" Yes, it has been my life long dream to work longer hours for less money, in a cubicle, under florescent lighting, wearing business casual. Sigh....one day.
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Rose Wildfyre
2 years
@imdatfeminist I think about this all the time. Every woman i know has a ton of self help books, going to therapy and/or putting the work in to process their issues & make positive changes, better their lives, improving their looks, & become the best version of themselves. Meanwhile, uh yeaaaah
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
"So why do you do this? Are you in school? Are you a single mom?" Me- well i enjoy living indoors & eating. Having electricity, a phone, wifi, & transportation is pretty cool. Unfortunately i have not won the lottery yet or discovered i have a secret trust fund. It's just a job.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
Last night a guy paid me $40 to take of my shoes & just slow dance with him, and hug him. I can not tell how often guys pay me to just slow dance, cuddle, hold them, hold their hand, play with their hair, give long hugs where i don't let go until they are ready.
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Rose Wildfyre
3 years
@adamjmoussa Wait what? He said it really was just cookie dough?
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
I keep going 2 weeks in between dancing, so I've been a little rusty. But it's like riding a bike, assuming you already knew how do really cool lookin tricks on a bike. Lol
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
I have a joke about being a sex worker but ppl only care what my parents & hypothetical bf think about it.
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
@mattwhitlockPM @fkinfairy Me outside the bathroom door
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Stripper nap! My boss said I could sleep on stage as long as my ass kept moving. Challenge accepted!
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
We better get at least a week notice before the clubs reopen. I need time to make myself look like a stripper again. You dont spend 6 weeks looking like stay at home mom & then just bibbity boppity boop yourself back into professional slut mode overnight.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
@alana33534686 So project mayhem
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
stop saying "who would want to marry a stripper?" mother fuckers, we get proposed to every day!
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Rose Wildfyre
3 years
Since its almost that time again-
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
Never once have i received an unsolicited dick pic that made me think, "that's a great cock! Wow, good for you! I want that in mouth, shit i want that in every hole I've got! Where's that dick been all my life? Is there a line to ride that ride or can i just hop on?" Just saying
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
"Did you delete your post?"" Yeah. I have anxiety. I wish i could delete most of my life several times a day.
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
@baimcpher Every mom i know is pro choice cuz we know how hard it is & what it takes. I had an abortion at are 19 & had my son 10 years later & it was 100% the right CHOICE
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Oh now ppl care about social media accounts getting deleted, being deplatformed & free speech? Sex workers everywhere-
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Omg strippers! When this is over we're gonna have to bruise all over again like we're babies! The calluses, scar tissues, bruises & our strength we built up is gonna be gone! We're gonna look like bambi in our pleasers again! 😭
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
I hate when guys compliment my "natural" body by comparing me to girls that have had work done. Honey, the only reason haven't gotten botox, fillers, lip injections, microblading & a boob job is cuz i can't afford them. If had the money I'd look like stripper Barbie
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
@kentrosaurian @Sara_Rose_G My friend named her daughter Riot & im jealous i didn't think of it first
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
@Unmagiically Im gonna need you to post a 2nd pic that shows you have a 2nd pair of panties in between that one & your body.
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
I dreamed i worked in a stripclub that had a wizard of oz theme. When customers asked where they go for dances i told them to "follow the yellow brick road" which led to the couch dance area & vip rooms that looked like the emerald city. Wtf? 😂
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
ladies remember, going pantiless or wearing those ugly cotton panties you only wear on your period will keep your pussy happy & healthy. silk, spandex & lycra look hot but wont let her breathe. dont give yourself a yeast infection for guys that wont even wash their balls for you!
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Rose Wildfyre
3 years
I LOL'd so fuckin hard!
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
@Zuma_Mlu Just go to therapy & stay single
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Tell me you're a SWer without telling me you're a SWer
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Rose Wildfyre
2 years
@ask_aubry My question is- how do i see a post like this every single day with 100s-1000s of comments & rts of female patient's horror stories, & i know drs & nurses are seeing them too & still aren't doing anything about it? Why is nothing changing?
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
"How does your bf or husband feel about you doing this?" Me- Oh gee idk I'm just so grateful he let me out of the kitchen and gave me a break between giving him more babies- STFU! Why don't you guys ever ask me how i feel about it?
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Pro Tip- Instead of telling strippers to smile, which angers every woman, just hand us some $1s or any denomination of cash for an instant genuine smile. Works everytime. Ur welcome Side effects may include gratitude, hugs, joy at the sight of u & special attn whenever ur there
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
Y'all know strippers immediately report back all behavior in the dressingroom right? Positive or negative. You treat 1 of us well, all the dancers know. You do 1 thing wrong to any of us, the entire club, including bouncers, immediately knows & is now watching U. Act accordingly
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Rose Wildfyre
3 years
I have no idea how i got to 40K followers but since you all are here, Jan is the worst for sex workers so lets help em out! SWers drop your links, cashapps, etc Everyone else check the comments & buy some content, subscribe or just send some monetary love to whoever you like!
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
To clear this up- Women dont have a problem w/ dick pics, we have a problem w/ unsolicited dick pics. It's about consent. Two consenting adults sending naughty pics=👍fuck yes vs showing your dick to women you dont know, who haven't expressed any interest whatsoever=👎hell no
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Customer- Why don't you have a man to take care of you? Me- It isn't a 1 man job. It's a team effort. Thank you for doing your part. Would you like another dance to help the cause?
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
i hate the "is 18 too young for sw" debate. So can i point out what most of us didn't learn until SW & wish we learned sooner- -our bfs/gfs/friends were actually controlling & abusive -our boundaries -how to enforce them -red flags -emotional labor -sex ed -self confidence -tact
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
@sadkxit When my 3 yo son saw 2 men (our neighbors) kissing- mama they kissing. Me- yeah baby, they like each other Him- yeah Then we kept walking & continued on with our day. Yeah, That was soooo difficult. Lol
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
(Lmao in stripper) -i teach girls how to do this in their first 1-3 days. -4 whole min? Our stage sets are 6-9 min minimum. -That trick is my warm up 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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Rose Wildfyre
7 years
Customer- you're really smart...for a stripper. me- looks around at the room of strippers in college, or graduated with a degree or multiple degrees who work day jobs in their chosen field, or are in med school, or have 1-3 successful businesses outside of dancing. "um, thanks?"
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Stripper advice- stop answering customers questions w/ any seriousness. It directs the convo away from dances & takes it to a more serious, vulnerable place where u have to explain yourself. We've all had all of our emotional energy drained by a guy that didn't even get a dance.
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Rose Wildfyre
1 year
@butwhyevernot Yeah im pretty sure ive caused multiple divorces just by talking with married moms who thought i had it harder as a single mom. Naw babe, i dont have to deal with any of that shit.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
you don't need to learn pole tricks to be a stripper. what you will need to learn asap is- -confidence -how to approach & talk to men -what your boundries are & to enforce them -how to psych yourself into being positive & happy when insecurity & worry is psyching u out -TO SMILE
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Rose Wildfyre
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Rose Wildfyre
2 years
@adrierising The person you were before you let other ppls opinions stop you, thats who you are. 30+ is realizing you were never wrong about what you liked or what you wanted. you just listened to ppl who were also discouraged & told what they should be. Rock the weird outfit, listen to the
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
I think when i retire ill do the stripclub church lady thing. Except ill bring the strippers stuff they actually need like tiny scissors & eyelash glue. And instead of telling em to quit & abt jesus, ill be like "save your money! Stay for power hour! You're doing great sweetie!"
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Our stripclub is only open for limited hrs so dancers are maximizing their hustle. Now i get to watch all the notorious timewasters who want too much effort for too little $, longingly watch girls tag team other customers, wondering why they're getting ignored. Nature is healing.
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Rose Wildfyre
3 years
Am I the only one looking at all the work of switching platforms & thinking- you know this actually like the perfect opportunity to just quit. This was already too much. Fuck everything. Fuck it all.
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Idk how I'm supposed to go back to being a stripper. I tried shaving, packing my bag & putting on full stripper makeup in 1 day & i was ready for bed at 6pm. How did we do all that before? its so exhausting.
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
@heyyguido Make the age 18 or 21 & watch them suddenly care abt the right to choose
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Can you imagine girls actually dropping out of school to become a stripper? Like 1st they walk in the dressing room & see girls doing homework, then they find out half these women already have degrees, then they find out the only ones that get to leave early have a test tomorrow
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
people think they can say/do whatever they want to strippers & sws? we're the only service industry where 1. we can tell a customer to fuck off 2. the customer is never right 3. we will not get in trouble for punching you 4. some of these bitches will beat you with our 8in heels
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Time to help each other! Any sws need a RT? Rent is abt to be due & this time of year can get slow as hell. If you need more followers, need more exposure for your links/services, drop it in the comments & I'll RT it & maybe get you some more L🤑VE. RT other ppl comments too!
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
I need a splenda daddy just for upkeep. Ya know like hair, nails, make up, fuckin razor refills. I need a sephora daddy. A beauty budget. An allowance for allure. A sexy salary. The fee for looking like me. Like Dolly said- "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap."
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
When I'm bartending, guys ask why I'm cutting them off but not the dancer thats been keeping up w/ them. Uh, strippers are professional drinkers. They aint keepin up w/ u. Y'all drank together for 2.5 hrs, these bitches can drink for 6-8hrs & still do their job & be acrobats.
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
@kaichoyce If I'm married and he needs a paternity test to prove hes the father, hes no longer the father & im no longer married.
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
@atlaz_chugged @biboofficial The fact that its new info to anyone is worrisome. Like all relationships should involve this & if it doesnt thats going to be a problem
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Our government is that guy at the club that says "maybe later" all night & then at 2am asks what your cheapest dance is & then offers to only pay you half.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
As a stripper, when I hear ppl say they're just gonna drop out of school & be a stripper, it's like when you live in LA & hear ppl with zero talent, skill, or training say they are gonna move to Hollywood to become rich & famous. Lol sure, solid plan.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
Please do not touch or pet the strippers on stage. You make our jobs harder & now we gotta warn the other girls to avoid u. Being a women is not an exception to the rule. This is not a petting zoo or a touch tank. You make it weird & you look crazy trying to PET grown women.
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Alright so, Who's dick do i gotta suck to get prostitution decriminalized? Asking for A LOT of friends
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Flirt like a guy on Seeking Arrangement 😂 Go!
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Rose Wildfyre
3 years
@ih82tweetdood Hired as a waitress at a hookah bar. 2 4 hr training shifts they didnt pay me for, didnt get to keep my tips. Whatever. Then they had me work an 8 hr shift on my own, i killed it in tips & they only let me keep like $20 & said its unpaid training & lasts ANOTHER week. Nope. Done.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
Me around men- emotionless unimpressed veteran slut with a verbal sex questionnaire designed to eliminate the weak & unskilled. Me around women- blushes & can't get my words right, doesn't feel worthy of the goddess before me. Happy to be just a friend & simply admire & support.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
Customers- why is THAT guy getting all the attention? Why are you guys all over him & not us? Me- he's spending money. Customer- so? We have money. Me- he's SPENDING money. SPENDING. That's how stripclubs work. Nobody cares what you have, we care what you give us.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
customer last night- divorcing, was respectful, talked about love languages. Him- "I love that you appreciate me, provide attention, affection, and oxytocin, and all you want in return is money. So simple, so beautiful." Dude hasn't been to a stripclub in 25 years and he gets it.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
My 4 year old on what I do for a living- You wear the big shoes. you do the eyes, the makeup on your eyes, and you're tired. Really tired. Me- That's exactly right.
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Rose Wildfyre
4 years
Anyone else having nothing but stress dreams & sex dreams?
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Oh thank the Strippers Gods! I went to work last night still needing to make $600 and i fucking did it! I'm so relieved. Being a stripper is best. I dont know any other job other than sw, where you can make that much in 5 hours of work.
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
I love watching sex workers speak up, work together & ratio the fuck out of the people who don't want our jobs to exist. It's beautiful. You refuse to stay quiet, refuse to let their hurtful stigma go unchecked. I'm so proud of you all. Keep getting louder!
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
I do not give a fuck if you're verified. I did not just do 15 years as a sex worker just to come to twitter & exclude ppl that don't have an onlyfans to prove it. If you're a sex worker (who's old enough to vote) lets follow each other!
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Rose Wildfyre
6 years
Random guys in our dms, every day all day, that can't figure out why we ignore them- Hi Hey Can i ask you a question? Hi Hey, how r u? I always message you but you don't answer Hey What are you doing rn? Hey you there? Me- what? Them- I'll let u ride this dick!
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Rose Wildfyre
5 years
Customers- so what do ur parents think of u doing this? Me- first of all, I'm in my 30s. What do ur parents think of u comin here? Them- my parents are super conservative, i could never tell them i come here. Me- sounds like i have a better relationship w/my parents than u do.
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