RT @_workchronicles: (comic) Deep work

Anyone know what the siren noise was in Slough this morning? Eton testing theirs?

@mark395625 @seatsixtyone She used to work there. It was a department store when I first visited Sweden.

@mark395625 10:- to use any toilet at Stockholm C. They are amongst the cleanest station toilets I’ve ever used, however.

RT @FCDOGovUK: The @Telegraph front page today is wrong and mendacious. ❌ There will be no such delegation of Caribbean leaders or officia…

@LittleRedTrain I remember being at a station in the Parisian suburbs about 20 years ago when they played James Blunt to keep the undesirables away. I think SNCF should have received a substantial fine for that assault on my ears.

@SloughCouncil Thanks for the info! It has actually moved today for the first time in weeks - now not parked half on the pavement, but still on the single yellow.

One week since the previous photo and it hasn’t moved. Note mud/debris on front tyre in same position as previous. @SloughCouncil

Also while I’m at it, it would be very nice if Slough Council could fix the failed traffic lights at the junctions Stoke Road/Wellington Street and Wellington Street/High Street *before* there is a serious collision at one or both of them.

@LynnTheTrim @earailwaymuseum Reminds me of the Jaffa Cake liveried 4-CEPs and 309s.

@itsnimsay @ZEAmorr I’m not sure. What annoys me is how they have failed to keep their assets in good repair for years, preferring to make money for their shareholders. Now, as they all need replacing, they increase prices rather than take a hit on their profits. They should be allowed to fail.

@WarrensBakery your branch at Slough Station never has any baguettes - only baps. Perhaps consider altering this misleading advertising?

@abimr13 @drphiliplee1 Did that in the US and Canada. OTC liquid loperamide😍

@drphiliplee1 When I had 22 hours in Berlin a year or so ago I went straight to Edeka at Wittenbergplatz to stock up on Ritter Sport and Mezzo Mix. The hotel could wait.

Well done rail industry. Another massive own goal.

RT @JamesMartinSJ: Actually no. This misses the point of Jesus's Parable of the Good Samaritan (Lk 10: 25-37). After Jesus tells a lawyer…

RT @skooookum: I learned the NATO alphabet because 90% of people can't spell my last name when I tell it to them over the phone. Unfortuna…