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@terracepodcast chief | @theterracetv panelist | @heraldscotland | @spfl TOTW judge. I know at least 127 words and I still prefer ‘fuck’. All views etc. He/him
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England are set to play Italy on Sunday under the same weather conditions as the 1966 team which won the World Cup, the Met Office has said
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Hi
@NicolaSturgeon
, I’ve not always been a huge fan. You’re impressive in debates n’ that but I don’t always agree with your policies. But I’ll treat you as a fucking deity if you can get us the fuck away from the rest of this absolute shambles. Cheers 👍
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A real-life version of wank, wank, wank, good guy.
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Sell him in January, he won’t take the abuse.
Don’t play him against Rangers, he won’t give his all.
Pish, pish, pish.
Our best player on the day by a mile. He took a lot of shit for merely deciding where he wants to play next season, as is his right.
Best of luck, John
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If you’re O’Donnell going into last night:
- You know the fans don’t want you to play.
- You know you didn’t play well on Monday, where you looked nervous.
- The opposition and venue is much tougher.
For him to pull out that performance shows incredible mental toughness. 👏
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Any Glaswegian: “Where you from?”
[Respond with literally anywhere in Scotland that isn’t Glasgow]
“So you’re a teuchter then?”
🤷♂️
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Today I cried in my wife’s car explaining to her everything after Eriksen collapsed. I thought he was gone. It’s hard to put into words how much relief I felt when he pulled through. Hug your friends & family and tell them how much you love them. It can all be gone in an instant.
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The Tories out and England losing another international tournament final.
What should I do with my last wish?
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A huge thank you to
@ThePhobianRadar
for helping to sort me out with both the current home AND away shirts for Ghana’s greatest club
@HeartsOfOakGH
. And yes, it is on full display on tonight’s episode of
@TheTerraceTV
. 10.30pm, BBC Scotland channel.
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I see Celtic were the victims of a conspiracy theory against a club who *checks notes* were unfairly relegated so they could be given the title. 🤔
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Watching the Celtic game in the spirit in which the Celtic board intended.
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Ladies, if he:
- Arranges it so you’re safe
- Rubs your hamstrings
- Has you drippin’ like a knackered fridge
- Is still no a fan of the speckin’
He’s not your man. He’s a randy, fat hairy bastard.
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Always gets slaughtered every time he's called up; never actually lets us down. An excellent performance again tonight.
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New trend this season of Celtic and Rangers fans moaning and wanting to dictate how many tickets other clubs sell them for away games. Well, tough shit. It’s up to the rest of us how many tickets you get for OUR stadiums. And if you don’t like it, you can piss off.
I saw dozens of fans outside Fir Park looking for tickets yesterday, once inside you notice the home sections were 50% empty. Scottish football is crazy not maximising crowds & revenue. Could Motherwell not give bigger clubs stands behind both goals?
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Haven't seen a policeman at Celtic Park act that aggressively since the last time I briefly stood up to let another away fan into his seat.
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Opening myself up to a barrage of green-and-white bullets here, but sod it, I’ve had a few beers
If Celtic weren’t still in the Scottish Cup, had they been knocked out by St Johnstone and it was just the four “provincial” (🙄) clubs, then the competition would’ve been cancelled.
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Imagine being multi-millionaires, being capped by your country, winning several trophies and playing in a European final and having this much loser energy:
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Costs - significant
Benefits - fuck all
SFA green-lights study into costs and benefits of implementing VAR in Scottish football
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The majority of Hibs fans seem to be telling their club to keep all 300 of the cup final tickets and either give it to the player's families, disadvantaged children or NHS staff instead.
You simply have to say: fair play. 👏
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Ironic that the cost of living in Edinburgh is so high when we live rent free in the head of every Glaswegian.
I hear they're getting some weather in Edinburgh. They'll be getting a sense of humour and a round at the bar next.
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Penalties Tavernier has scored in the league this season - 5
Penalties in all comps - 8
Penalties scored by the rest of the league - 14
Not even close to being accurate - 1,400 likes
What the fuck is wrong with everyone?
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Honestly, fuck this guy. A proper cunt of a human being. The Scottish football writers who still crawl up his arse makes me feel fucking queasy. It’s a disgrace someone like this ever held a position of power in our game.
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*Someone does a “don’t say it” tweet*
My brain:
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Say it!
Me: This patter is fucking horrendous.
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“Ryan Porteous is nothing but a thug.”
“He’s a carthorse.”
“He’s a donkey.”
“He’ll be playing at Queen of the South in a couple of years.”
Best to leave it to those who know what they’re talking about, eh lads? 😎🏴
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Seeing as *any* rugby is too much rugby, you cannot possibly disagree with this.
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And the game has been abandoned. Robbie Neilson has taken the Hearts players off. It’s all over here in Malaga. 1-0 Almeria.
Incredible stuff 😂
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My entire life supporting Scotland I’ve never had a moment against England that didn’t have a “yeah, but...” context attached. A 0-0 draw, to an outsider, might not seem like much, but with all the shit we’ve had to put up with these last 30 years it means the fucking world. 🏴❤️
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The more I see of Che Adams the less I give a toss that he turned us down as a 20-year-old.
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Former Hearts starlet 'happiest he's ever been' after coming out as bisexual
🏳️🌈👏❤️
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The decision to demand initial loans for both Jamie Murphy and Ross McCrorie, meaning they can’t play against them but can play against Celtic, instead of selling them immediately has been a transfer masterstroke from Rangers.
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A full blown fight has broke out between the Almeria and Hearts players. Punches thrown and everything. Coaching staff getting in each other’s faces. Incredibly it’s been coming as well. This “friendly” has had some amount of needle.
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Michael Beale bringing back Rangers tradition of brown brogues will see them a shoo-in for success | Barry Ferguson
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My gran was catholic and my wife was raised catholic and I went to a catholic high school (Auggies ✊) so most of my friends are (non-practicing) catholics but OK.
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“And if you take a right you’ll come to the Clyde tunnel... did I ever tell you about the time a Rangers fan got out of his car and...”
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Leigh Griffiths returning to score the winning goal against Hearts in the Scottish Cup final is such a certainty that I'm already annoyed about it happening.
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I must admit I was flabbergasted to hear that ex-Rangers striker Martyn Waghorn will sign for Championship side Derby County for 8 million pounds. Is this a new low for English Football and how can we change it’s fortunes? Join the debate on
@talkSPORT
right now.
Derby in advanced talks with Ipswich over striker Martyn Waghorn. Potential deal could rise to £8m. More negotiations ahead
#dcfc
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Flo Kamberi going absolutely all out to make sure he never plays for Hibs again.
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Big fan of Scottish players going abroad. IMO, it is this - not performance schools, not colt teams, not reserve leagues - that will really improve the national team. Get players out of their comfort zone, testing themselves at higher levels, and broadening their horizons.
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Had to cancel a booking at Six by Nico made by my wife made last month because I realised it was the same day as Scotland v Czech Republic. The rearranged date is now in October.
Hey, is that the dog house? Let me launch myself into it.
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English pundits and fans getting offended because someone pretended to sip a cup of tea after celebrating against them. 😂😂😂😂😂 Holy fucking Christ get a grip of yourselves 😂.
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Hearts fans need to calm it with the “we stood by him while he was injured” bollocks. It’s literally what any club would with an under-contract player.
Going above and beyond would be offering a new deal while his Achilles lay in bits.
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Kilmarnock are dugshite.
Arbroath are Scotland's answer to Leicester City 2015-16.
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I like Ryan Hedges. Easy to see why McInnes doesn’t. Runs at folk and tries shots.
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While many have moved on, Sean Clare continues to use his platform every day to try and teach others about the fight for racial equality. Hearts fans should be very proud to have a person like this playing for the club.
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James Tavernier literally had three goal-stopping tackles inside the six-yard box in the space of about 13 minutes against Aberdeen.
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Was it an even better day than the time, in the blazing sunshine, having dominated them all game, that Austin McCann thunderfucked one beyond Rab Douglas in off the far post to beat Celtic at Tynecastle?
Maybe. 😁
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Czech Republic may be calling up a postie, electrician and a plukey 15-year-old, but Scotland are not winning on Monday.
I’ve never been so sure about anything else in my life.
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Lost for words and on the verge of tears.
My captain ❤️ Rest in peace big man 😢
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Big Lyndon ❤️
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Shambles of a tweet. 1) Uche, despite his very poor goals record in a supposedly weaker league, was still quite popular with the Hearts support and left with best wishes. 2) They got beat 7-2.
Thoughts are with those Hearts fans who mocked his signing because he once slipped in bad weather.
Wycombe loves you, Uche!
#BREvWYC
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That’s it. That’s fucking it. Who cares if it’s the right decision? It’s stopped Coventry from coming back from 3-0 to beat Man United in the FA Cup semi-final.
Football is supposed to be fun. This is not fun!
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Celtic’s transfer policy is very simple. They take a punt on guys like Klimala and Soro. If they’re any good, they turn £2m into £10m. If they’re not any good, they turn £35m into the Europa League group stages.
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God speed, Joel. I hope one day you are reunited with your hands.
❤️
🧤
#mufc
are set to recall Joel Pereira from his loan spell with Hearts following the ending of the Scottish Premiership.
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Imagine being so racist you’re bothered about immigrants on Christmas Day to the extent where you have to tweet about it.
“Nat, can you pass the gravy?”
“… oh sorry, I was just thinking about brown people.”
This Christmas reinforces to me how vital it is that we bring the treacherous small boats crossings to an end once and for all.
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The last of 2021 was a truly lovely end to an otherwise awful year.
There are many personal reasons why it was terrible, but the most wretched was how I felt alcohol took over a lot of life.
So for first three months of 2022 I won’t be touching a single drop.
Wish me luck 😔
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Using this logic you may as well bring Craig Levein back.
Kris Boyd: What Hearts need now is people who know the club - like Neil McCann and Jim Jefferies
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Good to know my wife submits entries to Fesshole.
My husband has started a football podcast with his friends and thinks he is now a celebrity. It's awful. I cringe every time.
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As a huge fan of him as a player I was rooting for Ajer to go down south and make a massive success of himself, eventually landing with a top-four club.
Now I hope he’s at Chesterfield by the end of the season.
Brentford defender Kristoffer Ajer on the Scottish Premiership... 🗣
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The message from Hibs was pretty consistent on this. They didn’t *demand* Celtic got only 50 per cent. They wanted it to start at 50-50 and then for Celtic to get more if it became clear Hibs fans wouldn’t buy all theirs.
Also, it’s only 500 and there’s still 4 days to go. 🤷♂️
Hibs left with embarrassing ‘500 unsold tickets’ for League Cup final clash after demanding 50/50 Hampden split with Celtic
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The see-everyone-through-an-England prism is bad enough, but to be asked which of the teams would present a bigger challenge to them in a (still hypothetical) final and answer with, basically, “Who cares? Engerlund forever”… I mean, Jesus fuck.
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Delighted to sign as a break-in-case-of-emergency squad filler for
@_FCUnited
.
The strip’s arrival was most pertinent as I was weighing up whether to consult a mental health expert. I took the plunge and will be doing my first counselling session next week. 👍
@TalkToSaveLives
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EXCLUSIVE: Royal beekeeper has informed the Queen's bees that the Queen has died
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Imagine thinking the "real" problem with his country isn't people starving or freezing to death, but instead it's because a bald elitist who's never had to want for anything in his life got booed by football supporters.
Gimp.
So disrespectful booing Prince William at yesterday’s FA Cup final sadly it’s a sign of the times in this country….
@EnglandFootball
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Hey, Killie and St Mirren fans. Mind when you said Hearts should just shut up and take their medicine?
Well, how's that medicine tasting for you?
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Tfw they release Craig Gordon and keep Scott Bain.
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If the SPFL choose to pipe in crowd noise into every closed-door game after the restart, I really hope they use recordings from Scottish fans. It would be quite something to have commentators apologising for foul, abusive and sectarian language at an empty ground.
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Finally watched RRR. To anyone as unaware as I was 16 hours ago I thoroughly recommend. A 3-hour action, adventure, musical, bromance that says “fuck you” to British Imperalism in the most balls-to-the-wall way possible with stunning visuals and awesome sound. On Netflix 👌
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That deliberate elbow on Porteous is a red card all day and they’ve got the cheek to say we’re anti-football. Got it right up you ya bunch of greetin’ faced twats 🏴🤫
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Hard to know what to say after that. Can maybe sum it up as this: the best worst way to lose a Scottish Cup final. The mental strength we showed at various points was unbelievable. While it’s a defeat, that’s a team and manager that’s earned so much credit from their support.
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If you’re a Premiership side in the first round of the old League Cup format, one bad performance/shock result & that was you out. Now you get another three goes, usually against weaker teams, to put it right.
May I suggest not being rubbish at football management as a solution?
Stephen Robinson echoes Lee Johnson over Premier Sports Cup as he claims format is 'set up against' Premiership sides
#PremierSportsCup
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Fascinated by the Ayrshire derby. I really respect how much rivalry, hatred and pettiness there is between two clubs who’ve barely shared a league over the past 30 years.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Serbia and the Euros and all that, but surely some questions need to be asked of a manager who can’t defeat Israel across 90 minutes in four attempts.
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Always nice when something unites the majority of Scottish football Twitter, so I’d like to thank the Scots Tories for posting this complete bollocks.
Thousands of Scotland fans were locked out of Hampden at the weekend, until well after kick-off, due to vaccine passport spot checks being in place.
If this botched SNP scheme isn't scrapped, how chaotic will it be when it fully comes into force next week?
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Why is Aberdeen v Hamilton to be called off? The fixture was seemingly going ahead before we found out Bolingoli went to Spain. The players have been isolating since last week. Other than the two who contracted Covid, the rest of the squad have tested negative. So, again, why?
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If your team’s biggest rivals aren’t Hibernian FC then I feel very sorry for you. 😊
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Eilidh stuck her head about the parapet and I have nothing but respect for her for doing so.
My own story: I left my sister’s wedding to go to these awards. To be insulted with this “ah it’s just old school” is an absolute disgrace.
It’s 2022. Seriously. Grow the fuck up.
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Because we’ve become used to ridiculous financial figures in football, you see £40k and it doesn’t seem like that much at first glance. But Christ, that must be at least a third of a year’s wage for Lewis. Incredible act of selflessness 👏
Hibs star donates £40k to charity in memory of starlet David Paul
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I’m really sorry Scotland. I said some things in anger. I didn’t mean it. You know I love you ❤️
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Feels like every Scottish football fan in favour of VAR just assumes it’ll overturn decisions given against their team they don’t like. They are in for a rude awakening and I, for one, cannot wait to see the inevitable snooters when reality kicks in.
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So we can all agree that if Naismith never got injured Hearts would’ve won the league? Aye, sound. Cheers x
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“THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS, I’LL GIVE IT TO DANIEL STENDEL!”
The club is delighted to confirm tonight the appointment of Daniel Stendel as First Team Manager.
➡️
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Three of the best awaydays at Somerset Park, Palmerston Park and the Caledonian Stadium, filling out the terracing at Cappielow, taking several thousand to East End Park and Stark’s Park.
Chin up boys and girls. Let’s fucking do this. 🍻
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Hiring Rix, defending Thomson, forcing out an unbeaten manager, forgetting to order seats for a stand, selling Tynecastle, practically giving away Dave Mackay.
And yet Levein staying on as an adviser for six months is "the most embarrassing decision in Hearts' history".
😂 FFS.
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Both Hearts and Hibs in the Championship was a decent laugh and I’m glad managers and players of both teams agree.
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Hibs goal wasn’t disallowed even though Josh Doig was a millimetre offside because we don’t have VAR in Scottish football.
Good.
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Already looking forward to Joey Barton being a spectacular failure and then him appearing on TalkSport in a year's time saying how the Fleetwood players were too stupid to understand his instructions.
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Went to Edinburgh City v Stenhousemuir. A young Hibs striker produced a cool finish, a Livingston goalkeeper made a penalty save, ex-Hearts hero Callum Tapping had a good game… and, oh, this happened:
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I feel there is a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram of those who refuse to listen to Covid-19 safety guidelines and those who believe Blackpool is a desirable holiday destination.
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A massive thank you to those on Glasgow's Southside who have helped to restore a little bit of my faith in humanity. Brilliant to see. ❤️🏴
An agreement has been reached thanks to
@AamerAnwar
and
@alisonthewliss
. The men being detained are being allowed to walk free. We’ve done it Glasgow💛💛💛
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I incorrectly tweeted about Tierney being out of the team.
This was not lazy journalism as has been accused of me. This is incorrect. I am not a journalist at this moment in time.
I am a pissed up loser drinking cans in my mate’s living room.
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