Hi
@NicolaSturgeon
, I’ve not always been a huge fan. You’re impressive in debates n’ that but I don’t always agree with your policies. But I’ll treat you as a fucking deity if you can get us the fuck away from the rest of this absolute shambles. Cheers 👍
Sell him in January, he won’t take the abuse.
Don’t play him against Rangers, he won’t give his all.
Pish, pish, pish.
Our best player on the day by a mile. He took a lot of shit for merely deciding where he wants to play next season, as is his right.
Best of luck, John
If you’re O’Donnell going into last night:
- You know the fans don’t want you to play.
- You know you didn’t play well on Monday, where you looked nervous.
- The opposition and venue is much tougher.
For him to pull out that performance shows incredible mental toughness. 👏
Today I cried in my wife’s car explaining to her everything after Eriksen collapsed. I thought he was gone. It’s hard to put into words how much relief I felt when he pulled through. Hug your friends & family and tell them how much you love them. It can all be gone in an instant.
A huge thank you to
@ThePhobianRadar
for helping to sort me out with both the current home AND away shirts for Ghana’s greatest club
@HeartsOfOakGH
. And yes, it is on full display on tonight’s episode of
@TheTerraceTV
. 10.30pm, BBC Scotland channel.
Ladies, if he:
- Arranges it so you’re safe
- Rubs your hamstrings
- Has you drippin’ like a knackered fridge
- Is still no a fan of the speckin’
He’s not your man. He’s a randy, fat hairy bastard.
New trend this season of Celtic and Rangers fans moaning and wanting to dictate how many tickets other clubs sell them for away games. Well, tough shit. It’s up to the rest of us how many tickets you get for OUR stadiums. And if you don’t like it, you can piss off.
I saw dozens of fans outside Fir Park looking for tickets yesterday, once inside you notice the home sections were 50% empty. Scottish football is crazy not maximising crowds & revenue. Could Motherwell not give bigger clubs stands behind both goals?
Opening myself up to a barrage of green-and-white bullets here, but sod it, I’ve had a few beers
If Celtic weren’t still in the Scottish Cup, had they been knocked out by St Johnstone and it was just the four “provincial” (🙄) clubs, then the competition would’ve been cancelled.
Imagine being multi-millionaires, being capped by your country, winning several trophies and playing in a European final and having this much loser energy:
The majority of Hibs fans seem to be telling their club to keep all 300 of the cup final tickets and either give it to the player's families, disadvantaged children or NHS staff instead.
You simply have to say: fair play. 👏
Penalties Tavernier has scored in the league this season - 5
Penalties in all comps - 8
Penalties scored by the rest of the league - 14
Not even close to being accurate - 1,400 likes
What the fuck is wrong with everyone?
Honestly, fuck this guy. A proper cunt of a human being. The Scottish football writers who still crawl up his arse makes me feel fucking queasy. It’s a disgrace someone like this ever held a position of power in our game.
“Ryan Porteous is nothing but a thug.”
“He’s a carthorse.”
“He’s a donkey.”
“He’ll be playing at Queen of the South in a couple of years.”
Best to leave it to those who know what they’re talking about, eh lads? 😎🏴
My entire life supporting Scotland I’ve never had a moment against England that didn’t have a “yeah, but...” context attached. A 0-0 draw, to an outsider, might not seem like much, but with all the shit we’ve had to put up with these last 30 years it means the fucking world. 🏴❤️
The decision to demand initial loans for both Jamie Murphy and Ross McCrorie, meaning they can’t play against them but can play against Celtic, instead of selling them immediately has been a transfer masterstroke from Rangers.
A full blown fight has broke out between the Almeria and Hearts players. Punches thrown and everything. Coaching staff getting in each other’s faces. Incredibly it’s been coming as well. This “friendly” has had some amount of needle.
My gran was catholic and my wife was raised catholic and I went to a catholic high school (Auggies ✊) so most of my friends are (non-practicing) catholics but OK.
Leigh Griffiths returning to score the winning goal against Hearts in the Scottish Cup final is such a certainty that I'm already annoyed about it happening.
I must admit I was flabbergasted to hear that ex-Rangers striker Martyn Waghorn will sign for Championship side Derby County for 8 million pounds. Is this a new low for English Football and how can we change it’s fortunes? Join the debate on
@talkSPORT
right now.
Big fan of Scottish players going abroad. IMO, it is this - not performance schools, not colt teams, not reserve leagues - that will really improve the national team. Get players out of their comfort zone, testing themselves at higher levels, and broadening their horizons.
Had to cancel a booking at Six by Nico made by my wife made last month because I realised it was the same day as Scotland v Czech Republic. The rearranged date is now in October.
Hey, is that the dog house? Let me launch myself into it.
English pundits and fans getting offended because someone pretended to sip a cup of tea after celebrating against them. 😂😂😂😂😂 Holy fucking Christ get a grip of yourselves 😂.
Hearts fans need to calm it with the “we stood by him while he was injured” bollocks. It’s literally what any club would with an under-contract player.
Going above and beyond would be offering a new deal while his Achilles lay in bits.
While many have moved on, Sean Clare continues to use his platform every day to try and teach others about the fight for racial equality. Hearts fans should be very proud to have a person like this playing for the club.
Was it an even better day than the time, in the blazing sunshine, having dominated them all game, that Austin McCann thunderfucked one beyond Rab Douglas in off the far post to beat Celtic at Tynecastle?
Maybe. 😁
Czech Republic may be calling up a postie, electrician and a plukey 15-year-old, but Scotland are not winning on Monday.
I’ve never been so sure about anything else in my life.
Shambles of a tweet. 1) Uche, despite his very poor goals record in a supposedly weaker league, was still quite popular with the Hearts support and left with best wishes. 2) They got beat 7-2.
That’s it. That’s fucking it. Who cares if it’s the right decision? It’s stopped Coventry from coming back from 3-0 to beat Man United in the FA Cup semi-final.
Football is supposed to be fun. This is not fun!
Celtic’s transfer policy is very simple. They take a punt on guys like Klimala and Soro. If they’re any good, they turn £2m into £10m. If they’re not any good, they turn £35m into the Europa League group stages.
Imagine being so racist you’re bothered about immigrants on Christmas Day to the extent where you have to tweet about it.
“Nat, can you pass the gravy?”
“… oh sorry, I was just thinking about brown people.”
The last of 2021 was a truly lovely end to an otherwise awful year.
There are many personal reasons why it was terrible, but the most wretched was how I felt alcohol took over a lot of life.
So for first three months of 2022 I won’t be touching a single drop.
Wish me luck 😔
As a huge fan of him as a player I was rooting for Ajer to go down south and make a massive success of himself, eventually landing with a top-four club.
Now I hope he’s at Chesterfield by the end of the season.
The message from Hibs was pretty consistent on this. They didn’t *demand* Celtic got only 50 per cent. They wanted it to start at 50-50 and then for Celtic to get more if it became clear Hibs fans wouldn’t buy all theirs.
Also, it’s only 500 and there’s still 4 days to go. 🤷♂️
The see-everyone-through-an-England prism is bad enough, but to be asked which of the teams would present a bigger challenge to them in a (still hypothetical) final and answer with, basically, “Who cares? Engerlund forever”… I mean, Jesus fuck.
Delighted to sign as a break-in-case-of-emergency squad filler for
@_FCUnited
.
The strip’s arrival was most pertinent as I was weighing up whether to consult a mental health expert. I took the plunge and will be doing my first counselling session next week. 👍
@TalkToSaveLives
Imagine thinking the "real" problem with his country isn't people starving or freezing to death, but instead it's because a bald elitist who's never had to want for anything in his life got booed by football supporters.
Gimp.
If the SPFL choose to pipe in crowd noise into every closed-door game after the restart, I really hope they use recordings from Scottish fans. It would be quite something to have commentators apologising for foul, abusive and sectarian language at an empty ground.
Finally watched RRR. To anyone as unaware as I was 16 hours ago I thoroughly recommend. A 3-hour action, adventure, musical, bromance that says “fuck you” to British Imperalism in the most balls-to-the-wall way possible with stunning visuals and awesome sound. On Netflix 👌
That deliberate elbow on Porteous is a red card all day and they’ve got the cheek to say we’re anti-football. Got it right up you ya bunch of greetin’ faced twats 🏴🤫
Hard to know what to say after that. Can maybe sum it up as this: the best worst way to lose a Scottish Cup final. The mental strength we showed at various points was unbelievable. While it’s a defeat, that’s a team and manager that’s earned so much credit from their support.
If you’re a Premiership side in the first round of the old League Cup format, one bad performance/shock result & that was you out. Now you get another three goes, usually against weaker teams, to put it right.
May I suggest not being rubbish at football management as a solution?
Fascinated by the Ayrshire derby. I really respect how much rivalry, hatred and pettiness there is between two clubs who’ve barely shared a league over the past 30 years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Serbia and the Euros and all that, but surely some questions need to be asked of a manager who can’t defeat Israel across 90 minutes in four attempts.
Thousands of Scotland fans were locked out of Hampden at the weekend, until well after kick-off, due to vaccine passport spot checks being in place.
If this botched SNP scheme isn't scrapped, how chaotic will it be when it fully comes into force next week?
Why is Aberdeen v Hamilton to be called off? The fixture was seemingly going ahead before we found out Bolingoli went to Spain. The players have been isolating since last week. Other than the two who contracted Covid, the rest of the squad have tested negative. So, again, why?
Eilidh stuck her head about the parapet and I have nothing but respect for her for doing so.
My own story: I left my sister’s wedding to go to these awards. To be insulted with this “ah it’s just old school” is an absolute disgrace.
It’s 2022. Seriously. Grow the fuck up.
Because we’ve become used to ridiculous financial figures in football, you see £40k and it doesn’t seem like that much at first glance. But Christ, that must be at least a third of a year’s wage for Lewis. Incredible act of selflessness 👏
Feels like every Scottish football fan in favour of VAR just assumes it’ll overturn decisions given against their team they don’t like. They are in for a rude awakening and I, for one, cannot wait to see the inevitable snooters when reality kicks in.
Three of the best awaydays at Somerset Park, Palmerston Park and the Caledonian Stadium, filling out the terracing at Cappielow, taking several thousand to East End Park and Stark’s Park.
Chin up boys and girls. Let’s fucking do this. 🍻
Hiring Rix, defending Thomson, forcing out an unbeaten manager, forgetting to order seats for a stand, selling Tynecastle, practically giving away Dave Mackay.
And yet Levein staying on as an adviser for six months is "the most embarrassing decision in Hearts' history".
😂 FFS.
Already looking forward to Joey Barton being a spectacular failure and then him appearing on TalkSport in a year's time saying how the Fleetwood players were too stupid to understand his instructions.
Went to Edinburgh City v Stenhousemuir. A young Hibs striker produced a cool finish, a Livingston goalkeeper made a penalty save, ex-Hearts hero Callum Tapping had a good game… and, oh, this happened:
I feel there is a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram of those who refuse to listen to Covid-19 safety guidelines and those who believe Blackpool is a desirable holiday destination.
An agreement has been reached thanks to
@AamerAnwar
and
@alisonthewliss
. The men being detained are being allowed to walk free. We’ve done it Glasgow💛💛💛
I incorrectly tweeted about Tierney being out of the team.
This was not lazy journalism as has been accused of me. This is incorrect. I am not a journalist at this moment in time.
I am a pissed up loser drinking cans in my mate’s living room.