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@craigforrest
Craig
7 years
Let’s get chinese
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Craig
6 years
oh yes falkirk the only place with rocks coming out the ground
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@craigforrest
Craig
7 years
if ur duvet being the wrong way round doesn't bother you ur an absolute freak
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@craigforrest
Craig
6 years
wit an absolute virgin hing tae say
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@craigforrest
Craig
7 years
I feel like somebody sent Nicola Sturgeon abuse about alcohol prices n she was like ken wit after everything I’ve done see fur yer cheek it’s £900
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@craigforrest
Craig
7 years
what the fuuuck since when did elephants have a set ae tits
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@craigforrest
Craig
7 years
burds are deluded aw her pals commenting sticking up for her when the guys genuinely being nice, stupid wee bint
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Craig
6 years
nah this is a good point wtf, where are they?
@nicola_195
Nic
6 years
Is my mum feeling ok or?
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@craigforrest
Craig
9 years
See in primary I was so smart but since high school like 2nd yearish I've just started gawn actual mentally retarded and fuck knows how
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@craigforrest
Craig
7 years
OH HELLOOO THERE OFFICER
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haybay
7 years
ok so I got pulled over on my way home from makeup class...
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@craigforrest
Craig
2 years
rough week for ireland
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@craigforrest
Craig
7 years
if people want to grow body hair like yeh its ur body whatever floats ur boat BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN GETTING UR PUBES OUT ON TWITTER DELETE
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@craigforrest
Craig
8 years
a fat burd being proud ae her tits is like a jobless person being proud ae having a day off
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Craig
1 year
mug probably just took a dive off the desk itself
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@craigforrest
Craig
2 years
Scottish Managers - 13 Premier Leagues English Managers - 0 Premier Leagues
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Craig
2 years
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@craigforrest
Craig
6 years
didn’t realise chris and kem split up
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@craigforrest
Craig
7 years
wit boys?
@Sinead_Young5
Sinead Young
7 years
A still can’t believe they boys thought it was acceptable to cut about like this :/
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Craig
7 years
no matter how angry u are should always make up before the end ae the night never go to sleep on bad terms🙅🏻‍♂️
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Craig
1 year
@sportbible
SPORTbible
1 year
What is the greatest individual bit of skill in football history? 🔥
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Craig
7 years
if ma mrs posts bikini pics I’ll be like on u go gal cos wit kind ae bf widny
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@craigforrest
Craig
8 years
goths are the actual weirdest creatures gawn wan fell over on the bus n instead ae getting up and walking the satan lover started crawling
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@craigforrest
Craig
8 years
see when ye use like 'yer' instead ae 'your' and english cunts start saying they can't understand likes its Spanish hahaha away ye go nigel
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@craigforrest
Craig
2 years
such a strange club😂😂😂
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@craigforrest
Craig
1 year
proper freak if you don’t like Ben Foster, full ae bitter english cunts in the comments
@fingaldinz
fingaldinz
1 year
He’s so fucking likeable ain’t he
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@craigforrest
Craig
1 year
GOOOOAAAALLL!!! Scotland! Lawrence Shankland has scored his 6th penalty of the game!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 6-9🇪🇸 87’
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Craig
4 months
Not condoning throwing stuff at football games but pies, plastic bottles, kind of whatever, no big deal. A metal bottle opener is fucking mental.
@stukscott
Stu 🇱🇻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 months
Hibs fans have previous with throwing objects at opposition players and not just Hearts players. Disgraceful. #HEAHIBS
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Craig
1 year
to get pumped aff two of the bigger teams in Scotland is bad enough but forgivable, to then lose 6-0 to hibs is crazy
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Craig
1 year
Free Season Ticket Free European Package Free away tickets, travel and hotel in Europe Free Away Tickets Free Kits Free membership to Foundation of Hearts what a life as a hearts fan😎
@CelticF1rst
Celtic F1rst
1 year
£500+ Season Ticket £100+ CL Package 4 Hampden matches 2 x £50 tickets for Ibrox 4 kits Celtic fans absolutley plough money in to support the club yet Livingston, Hearts, St Mirren etc fans greetin about us winning because we've got a big budget. Geez peace!
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Craig
6 years
wits way the chain hahahaha, theresa may-z
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Craig
6 years
why have I just realised this
90s babies remember 😔🤞🏾
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Craig
7 years
how can couples get back together after being cheated on and act as everything's fine, actual crazy
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Craig
1 year
exactly how it should be but never will because doesn’t benefit the old firm
@SPFL_Future
Scottish Football Reconstruction
1 year
All existing teams to have competed in the SPL. Imagine an 18 team SPFL Premiership:
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Craig
7 years
‘Rita Whora’ aw that’s class patter like, wisny that when aw burds were putting up pics ae mcgregor like ‘aw he’s so sexy’ yous wereny commenting then like ‘here that’s bang oot he’s got a misses and a wain’
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Craig
6 years
I’ve never seen someone who acts exactly like me until now
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Craig
2 years
HEART OF MIDLOTHIIIIAN
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Craig
1 year
walking away is the jambos way is surely the most ironic chant in all of football, singing it to a support that saved their club from a support that let their club die
@cmccaw72
Connor McCaw
1 year
Quite possibly the most enjoyable team to hammer just now! 2nd time we’ve emptied that stadium this season with 20 minutes to go. For a fan base that boasts Unionist status an awful lot of booing for the National Anthem ( AGAIN ) “Walking away is the jambo’s way” 🇬🇧
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@craigforrest
Craig
11 months
Kye Rowles after missing his 50th header this season
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@craigforrest
Craig
9 years
i say hahahahha way too much u could tell me someones died and be like that 'hahahaha fs thats shite'
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Craig
5 months
This tweet was 2 months ago. Hibs haven’t won a single game since this tweet. Hearts haven’t lost a single game since this tweet.
@LeonRousseau10
Leon Rousseau 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
7 months
RETWEET if you see your team
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Craig
1 year
first win in 4 year they must be buzzing
@HibernianFC
Hibernian Football Club
1 year
We. Are. 𝐇𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐅𝐂.
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Craig
1 year
Hearts in 2012
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@craigforrest
Craig
7 years
how fucking weird is the chat u have with people late at night compared to during the day
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Craig
1 year
Choose your fighter.
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Craig
6 years
it’s chappy mate
@EvanEdinger
Evan Edinger
6 years
I love how "ding dong ditching" is called "knock door run" in the UK how... literal
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Craig
1 year
looks terrified mate
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@BaillieSmith5
Baillie Smith
1 year
This is what you love to see In a derby, Naismith shat it from Johnson😭
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Craig
2 years
rivalry aside have to appreciate this absolute rocket of a penalty from McGeady
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Craig
1 year
the whole ideology celtic have of if you’re not one of us you must be one of them is laughable, so self centred, let me say this as clearly as I can so they can maybe understand. fuck celtic AND fuck rangers
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Craig
1 year
Natty Atkinson emptying his back pocket
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Craig
7 years
£300 for a table at erf wiiiit😭😂
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Craig
6 years
If you can hear fear in someone’s voice like this and keep going you are a genuine psychopath.
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Craig
5 months
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@ZanqeeBHAFC
Welé 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇹🐐
5 months
Realistically. What stops this from winning Euro 24?
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Craig
1 year
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The hammer of hearts at it again 😂 Fuck the maroons
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Craig
7 years
wish people found me as funny as I find myself hahahahaha
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Craig
2 months
This is embarrassing. Doing well… doing well… unbeaten…unbeaten…. Right lads here they come…get ready…. BEND OVER !!!!!!
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@JamesyForrest49
HomeGrownHero
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This is embarrassing. Doing well… doing well… unbeaten…unbeaten…. Right lads here they come…get ready…. BEND OVER !!!!!!
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Craig
8 months
didn’t eat enough broccoli
@demetrimitche11
Demetri Mitchell
8 months
All went well thank you for all the messages 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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Craig
5 months
Why’s the top section closed off?
@jaymoir_
Jay Moir
5 months
Neil Warnock’s first game in the Pittodrie dugout. 🇦🇹🦅 (Definitely not on anyone’s 2024 bingo card)
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Craig
2 years
take out premier league and here’s your answer
@Tgarratt10
Tom Garratt
2 years
What is the best premier league free kick of all time?
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Craig
1 month
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@craigforrest
Craig
8 years
nuhin better than when ur phone gets fully charged and ye can unplug it and roll in tae the middle ae yer bed
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Craig
6 months
Hearts👍🏼
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@realtophatmann
𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖓®
6 months
@Football_Scot @bmeik11 Ask Shankland where he wants to be then 🤔
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Craig
6 years
absolute horrible wee cunts bet they were laughing for ages hinking they were well hard when realistically that guys got at least broken bones
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Craig
2 years
been tasked with doing the weekly quiz at work
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Craig
4 months
fuck off that’s the only penalty they’ve conceded and they’re away crying to the SFA about it hahahahahaha
@pieandbov
Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
4 months
SPFL Premiership Penalties Conceded 23/24 Season As at 04/03/24 (70) Dundee 10 Aberdeen 9 Hibs 9 Hearts 7 Motherwell 6 St.Johnstone 6 St.Mirren 6 Livingston 5 Ross County 5 Kilmarnock 4 Rangers 2 Celtic 1
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Craig
1 year
levels😴
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Craig
7 years
only thing getting me through this week is absolutely fuck all put me 6 foot under
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Craig
2 years
like if you can see your team
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Craig
2 months
Has Tagawa officially now surpassed Messi’s legacy as the goat?
@JamTarts
Heart of Midlothian FC
2 months
TAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAA!
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Craig
2 years
fuck who’s playing? MEN, WOMEN, UNDER 18s, need to let us know
@JamTarts
Heart of Midlothian FC
2 years
It's 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐲 𝐃𝐚𝐲! 🇱🇻 📲
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Craig
6 years
so hope this doesn’t end badly, everyone share this every little helps
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Craig
1 year
can continue this game but hearts will have him out for 6 months with concussion problems
@apesforefold
Tony Pukka
1 year
Devlin just copped a knee in the head, pissing blood, looks ready to go. Solid game so far. #socceroos
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Craig
2 years
@JamTarts @cammy_devlin @stephokingsley @Gary__11 @Harry1Stone Delete the picture of Kingsley before my girlfriend sees it
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Craig
6 years
crazy the amount of people that believe being in a relationship stops you going out and getting fucked
@Joe_wilsonn
Joe Wilson
6 years
Imagine when ya older n you have a son/daughter n they ask you about your holidays or nights out when you was their age and you can’t tell them about any funny stories cause you was so loved up staying in 24/7, fuck thaaaaat 😂
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Craig
1 year
Shankland had that whole team on fuckung strings hahahahaha my captain
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1 year
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@StokeyyG2
george
1 year
Name me a ‘streets wont forget player’ but it can’t be Adel Taarabt…
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Craig
8 years
Always restarting tunes cause it gets tae the end of it and I've realised I've no even listened to it
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Craig
7 years
dominos text me more than my friends
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Craig
10 months
mental how clear the Edinburgh Derby is of the Old Firm
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Craig
1 year
Newcastle 6 goals up and not even subbing koul on😤
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
1 year
OFF THE BENCH AND ON THE SCORESHEET!!!! 🫡🫡
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Craig
2 years
WATCHING GORGIE ON A THURSDAY NIGHT HIBS AT HOME BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING SHITE🇱🇻
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Craig
1 year
18,200 at tynie today, 700 more than hibs average attendance for the season
@chriswood1875x
Chris wood
1 year
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Craig
1 year
tweeting like it’s an international break😭 Scottish Cup weekend pal back in your box
@Nathan_Andy22
Nandy 🇳🇬
1 year
Bring back hibs
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@craigforrest
Craig
1 year
okay I am a bit sad for him, nothing but the best with whatever’s next for him, say what you want but he’s hearts through and through
@JamTarts
Heart of Midlothian FC
1 year
Heart of Midlothian Football Club can confirm that it has parted company with manager Robbie Neilson. We'd like to thank Robbie for all of his efforts. A full statement from the Board of Directors will be released in due course. No further comment will be made today. ℹ️⬇️
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Craig
2 years
he could have won the cup but he fucked it up andy hallidayyyy
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Craig
8 years
being drunk is an excuse for doing loads ae stupid things but never for cheating if you love someone that much shouldn't matter
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Craig
7 years
am so bad wae words a either come across well clingy or just no interested
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Craig
5 months
Seen Aberdeen fans saying Warnock will have done a good job if they get europe or the cup, he’s here to save yous from relegation fuck all else🤣🤣🤣
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Craig
1 year
15 goals in the last 5 Edinburgh derbys, (12 for hearts, 3 for hibs).
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Craig
8 years
swear ur burd could stab ye and you've have to be the one tae apologise
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Craig
2 years
trains terminating at Bathgate because of the weather hahahahahaha
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Craig
1 year
you know absolutely fuck all about football if you think Shankland done nothing on Saturday
@LeonRousseau10
Leon Rousseau 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
Shankland needed to give them something to cheer. Anonymous
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Craig
2 years
can’t decide if I want Man U or Roma, Roma fans would be unreal but the scenes of mckay pulling maguires pants down for 90 mins
@TalkinTynie
Talkin' Tynie
2 years
Some excellent potential ties if we beat Zurich over the two legs. Union Berlin 🙏 Others include Man Utd, Arsenal, Roma, Feyenoord, PSV, Real Sociedad, and Real Betis
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Craig
8 months
being a bird would be so easy cause I’d be doing all of these requests
@clarabelle1872
Clara🇬🇧
8 months
Jesus Christ on a bike… 😭
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Craig
1 year
Hibs haven’t wished a Happy Father's Day to Skacel yet? Strange
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Craig
8 years
I'm so impatient with replys I'll be sitting there getting annoyed am getting patched but it'll have only been 30 seconds
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Craig
9 years
If yer actual paying £120 tae go see Justin Bieber tae listen tae two bangers then ye actual huv tae reevaluate yer life
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Craig
1 year
me and shankland if he bags another 20 goals this season
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Craig
1 year
if you fall for ticket scams on twitter you deserve to lose money
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