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Craig
4 months
Sitting watching the football there and she's asked if football is as easy as it looks. Aye babe, I just preferred to work here doing shifts rather than playing for Real Madrid picking up £200k a week
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4 months
Hungary and Switzerland have appealed it
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
4 months
BREAKING! Ryan Porteous handed Scotland two match ban for Ilkay Gundogan challenge as Euro 2024 campaign could be OVER
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4 years
Of course people want #lockdownUK part 2. Half of the country sat on their holes in an inflatable jacuzzi tanning bottles of MD 2020 ordering shite of Amazon while the rest of us dickheads kept working and paying tax. With zero thanks
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1 year
One of the men running the Hesgoal website got 11 years. Let that sink in
@BTPCasey
Chief Supt Chris Casey
1 year
This is the moment Amarjay Nkemayang ran through a Victoria Line train after stabbing his victim in an unprovoked attack. On Friday he was sentenced to over six years in prison! Full story at
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@craig_m0808
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8 months
Sneaking up the stairs at 05:30 after telling her you were only going for a couple
@DaniloPereira9
Danilo Pereira
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💪🏾🙌🏾💙
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5 years
For a £10 a month we get to look at more of her than you
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@craig_m0808
Craig
2 years
Winston Ingrams grandson
@Liam_Jaxkson
INTERREXMUSIC
2 years
Who let this happen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #kingpyn
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3 years
Rod Stewart trying to comfort big Ange after last nights defeat
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Craig
5 years
Cunts been passed about Scottish football more than Jane Park
@HibernianFC
Hibernian Football Club
5 years
👋| There's yer @ScottAllan_ !
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Craig
3 years
Eddie Howe knocked them back weeks ago, the email just ended up in Dundee's spam folder
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4 months
@NS_1872 Probably still does going by that scabby top lio
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Craig
2 years
The same fanbase who claimed being runners up in Seville in 2003 was a bigger achievement than a domestic treble are now claiming if Rangers win the europa league it is less important than winning the league 😂😂😂😂
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Craig
5 years
Death threats on @SoccerAM Quick someone tell @chris_sutton73
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Craig
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I raise you this
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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DAVID RAYA, TAKE A BOW! One of the best double saves you'll ever see 🤯 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK
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Craig
3 months
I won't be paying for headphones I said I won't be paying for headphones
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Mercedes Blanche
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Im sitting next to you. First words?
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4 years
Absolute elite of all bread
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Craig
5 years
Absolutely class of Arteta to catch coronavirus, get football suspended and stop the tarriers winning 9IAR. Once a Ranger always a Ranger
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Craig
4 years
If Rangers twitter was in charge
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Craig
2 years
Someone's opened a packet of roast beef Monster Much at the presser
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Craig
3 years
One of these pictures is from the surface on Mars and the other one is a road in Glasgow. Can you guess which one is which?
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Craig
5 years
Mental to think they have done all this for us and kilmarnock couldn't even open a fuckin gate
@fcmidtjylland
FC Midtjylland
5 years
We also hired a bagpipe-player to greet you when you get into the ground 🎵🎶 @RangersFC #FCMRangers
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Craig
4 years
Never forget the time Alfredo Morelos got stretched off with a gash above his knee, the referee never gave a foul and the only person up infront of the SFA after it was Steven Gerrard 🙈
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@craig_m0808
Craig
3 years
If Roofe isn't fit enough to start on Wednesday then I'd play Roy McKaay
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@craig_m0808
Craig
4 years
Rangers missed out on 10IAR by 2 points. Celtic missed out on 10IAR by 2 months
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Matthew
4 years
how we stopped 10 v how they stopped 10
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Craig
6 years
It was meant to take £100m and 10 years to stop Brendan Rodgers at Celtic. Turns out all it took was a deflected shot from Ryan Jack
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Craig
2 months
Last spotted leaving Katie Price's gaff holding a bottle of Midori
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Craig
2 years
Scotland is now all but garunteed 3 clubs playing group stage football in Europe next season. And it's all down to the achievements of Rangers over the last few years
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Craig
3 years
The Scottish media is more concerned about when Alfredo Morelos is back his holidays than Leigh Griffiths grooming wee lassies
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Craig
6 months
Humza Yousaf trying to escape his own hate law after everyone reported him for his "white" speech
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Craig
2 years
I said months ago that the only team that could stop Rangers winning the league was Rangers. I stand by that. Regardless of their form and winning the last 2 old firm games it's the stupid points dropped to Motherwell, Ross County, Dundee United and Aberdeen that's cost us
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@craig_m0808
Craig
10 months
Of all Rangers injury issues this season, Sam Lammers being fit every week is the biggest one
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Craig
2 years
All rivalry aside. I hope its serious
@Football_Scot
Football Scotland ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
🚨 BREAKING! Kyogo Celtic injury blow as striker goes off injured early against St Mirren
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Craig
6 years
Rangers walked off the pitch on the 29th of December and haven't been seen since
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Craig
3 years
Lundstrum has had his best performance in a Rangers shirt to date
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@craig_m0808
Craig
5 years
The pope has coronavirus. The Celtic pedophile ring has been exposed. Celtic pumped out of Europe. If Carlsberg did Thursdays
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Craig
2 years
Graham Spiers when he hears there has been sectarian singing then realising it wasn't Rangers fans
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3 years
The same Catholic players they were convinced were shouting "fuck the pope" a year ago 😂😂😂
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2 years
Looks like she's running in the 2:30 at Aintree
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Craig
7 months
Ridvan getting his instructions for facing Di Maria later
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3 years
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3 years
Fuckin John Rambo never done as much damage as this guy
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Craig
6 months
At this rate Ryan Jack and Danilo might be fit for the Dundee game
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Craig
4 years
See if you're moaning about £10 for the Rangers game tomorrow, fuck right off. £4m missed out on in gate receipts for the qualifying games and people wanting a freebie as "thanks" I'll pay my £10 and they can thank me by winning a trophy
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@craig_m0808
Craig
5 years
Is this why cunts leave Ibrox on 80mins
@MissMalinSara
Malin Andersson
5 years
I am Limitless.
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Craig
5 years
There's no been a pumping at Easter Road like this since Jane Park attended the players Xmas party
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@craig_m0808
Craig
4 years
Both clubs in Glasgow have 35 years old veteran midfielders, one is over the hill and the other is pulling rabonna passes and still playing international football
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Craig
2 years
We build a team around these 2
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Craig
1 year
The Rangers team who dumped them out of the champions league 2 months later
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@90sfootball
90s Football
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The Parma team that won the 1999 UEFA Cup.
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Craig
3 years
If Gerrard does go I'll definitely not be happy about it and for 2 reasons. 1: Rangers took a chance on him and stuck by him when the wheels came off for the 2nd year in a row. 2: Villa are a tinpot shite club and Birmingham is a shitehole
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6 months
Yeez were throwing missiles at a fuckin charity game last year, I'd keep my mouth shut if I was you 👍
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@PaulJohnDykes
Paul John Dykes
6 months
🗣️ What do Matt O’Riley, John Kennedy, Joe Hart & Leigh Griffiths have in common? ✍🏻 Read the full article on The ACSOM Blog:
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Craig
2 years
Canny believe Bobby Madden just posted this 🙈
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Craig
3 years
Canny believe that Leigh Griffiths hit my gran with a fuckin smoke bomb last night
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Craig
2 years
Your tim mates trying to sound like they aren't dying inside
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Craig
2 years
Easter Road now
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A bag of cans and these 2 back at Ibrox
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Craig
1 year
How many children grew up with no father thanks to this rat bastard
@fiachramcg
Fiachra McGuinness
1 year
Happy heavenly Father’s Day to the best father anyone could have wished for. You are loved and missed every single day ❤️
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Craig
4 years
Imagine pay £3m upfront to the club, refitting the megastore, manufacturing over 100k kits and other merchandise all during a global pandemic while nonessential factories were closed and folk are raging because there's no baby kits
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Craig
4 years
There is no better looking main stand in world football. #ibrox @RangersFC
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Craig
3 years
Big Ange doing his first press conference as celtic manager today
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1 year
Who honestly thinks £1800 clear a month is a lot nowadays?
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Craig
4 months
Only in Scotland
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Craig
3 months
August 3rd and you see the Rangers team line up with Tav, Goldson, Wright and Dressers
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Craig
3 years
RaNgErS cAnT cOpE iN fRoNt Of A cRoWd 🙃🙂🙃🙂
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2 years
It's also a fuckin shitehole
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Craig
3 years
Should just have put them on the top shelf and saved them the hassle
@STVNews
STV News
3 years
Marks and Spencer has changed the name of its popular Midget Gems sweets to avoid offending people with dwarfism.
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Craig
3 years
Lana Wolf had a more intimidating tunnel 🖕
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Craig
3 years
Apparently Celtic aren't scared to face Rangers at all. They will play us any time or place. Just as long as their fans are there, injured players are fit, new signings are in and the 3 Rangers players are away to the AFCON. But definitely not afraid
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Craig
4 years
I'd rather be a Rangers Da and have spent my younger years following Rangers getting pished and singing the Billy Boys and the sash, than be like some of them now. Making TicToks and singing about the wingy wing
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Craig
1 year
Mental to think John Lundstrum pocketed him 18 months ago
@realmadrid
Real Madrid C.F.
1 year
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Craig
4 years
That mortified she got it in the papers 🤦‍♂️
@ScottishSun
The Scottish Sun
4 years
Scots mum mortified after girl, 5, took her lube to school for hand sanitiser
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Craig
1 year
Gerrard publicly called out Morelos GVB publicly called out Morelos Beale has now publicly called him out too The problem is Alfredo and the lack of a replacement for him, not Beale. Wouldn't surprise me if today was his last appearance for us
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Dundee from the ISS last night
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Craig
2 years
You literally sent back half of your tickets for the game yesterday
@RBM2603
RBM
2 years
Doesn’t matter what happens, we’re #1 support in Scotland 🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹
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Craig
3 years
If the time it's taking Rangers to get the GVB deal over line has taught me one thing, it's Villa never got Gerrard done in 24 hours
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Craig
1 year
If I'm ever facing a firing squad I want Sakala taking the shot
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Craig
5 years
Lee Bowyer: Joe Aribo is making career suicide going to Rangers 6 weeks later: Aribo is playing and scoring in Europe and gets an international call up 😜
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Craig
8 months
Thought you won it in September?
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@celtic_now
Celtic Now And Forever
8 months
This league title will be the best ever as they genuinely think it’s won.
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Craig
7 months
John Lundstrum and Ridvan heading home from the game last night
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Craig
10 months
If you told me at the end of September that Rangers would be in the last 16 of the europa league, cup final and could go top of the league if we won our games in hand I'd have laughed in your face
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Craig
5 years
You can't unite the 2 ends of a belt ya fat dick
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Craig
4 months
THE most iconic bridge in Scotland
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@archi_tradition
Architecture & Tradition
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Europe's Most Iconic Bridges 🧵
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Craig
3 years
Danillo and Ramsey are impressive signings, but don't over look the fact we have kept Aribo, Morelos, Kamara, Borna, Kent etc
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Craig
1 year
Sir David Weir Saved you a click
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@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
1 year
Lionel Messi has only ever asked one player to swap shirts with him throughout his career Full story 👇
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Craig
2 years
Gio "can I have a one more transfer window?"
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Craig
1 year
How did we get from this guy to Sam fuckin Lammers
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Craig
4 months
@EuropaLeague
UEFA Europa League
4 months
Bellingham running the show 🥵 #UEL
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Craig
1 year
Ondrej Kudela Got 10 games for racially abusing an opponent. The governing bodies of football are a fuckin joke
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
Official: Brentford striker Ivan Toney has been suspended from all football and football-related activity with immediate effect for eight months. 🚨🔴 He has also been fined with £50,000 —and warned as to his future conduct for breaches of The FA’s Betting Rules.
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Craig
1 year
Surprised any of them know what toothpaste is tbh
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Craig
3 years
Everyone in Scotland has accused refs of favouring Rangers for decades. Rangers call for the introduction of VAR Everyone in Scotland is against it 🙈
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Craig
1 year
@AJ_CELTIC
𝘼𝙅_𝘾𝙀𝙇𝙏𝙄𝘾 ☆
1 year
Not being dramatic, but if Ange goes I will kill myself.
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@craig_m0808
Craig
2 years
Even the mugs a diving cvnt
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Craig
1 year
What a guy. Genuinely don't think he ever let us down
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Craig
6 years
Steven Gerrard captained his country, his club in countless games including that night in Istanbul. If anyone at Ibrox knows what it takes to captain a big club it's him. But Brian from bellshill, thinks he knows better because Tav doesn't shout at cunts
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Craig
3 months
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@Rico88187569
Rico
3 months
@Brodie_1988 Callum McGregor is 22 times more successful in senior football honours than Billy Gilmore 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸🍀
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Craig
5 years
Celtic fans: hanging effigies of Rangers fans Banter. Joe Worrall: fuck the Celtic Meltdowns, ban him, he's a disgrace
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Craig
4 years
Why after George Floyd was murdered in America, I'm told to kneel and apologise for things that other people did hundreds of years ago. Yet when Islamic extremists blow up kids in Manchester or kill British people the TV is constantly reminding me that it's not all Muslims?
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Craig
3 years
Is that Leigh Griffiths opening his Instagram
@aboutceltic
Everything Celtic
3 years
@CelticFC This is the content you LOVE to see 🙌🏼
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