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@crack_f4g

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not that smart but I’ve got things to say

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Joined June 2022
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@crack_f4g
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5 months
I just wanna get high with my lover kiss kiss
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@crack_f4g
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@lukenessss Like what are they doing😭
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@intimisasi Yg bikin gue paling kesel mah orng2 bgini suka ngmng “jd ini knp gue single” engga jing lu cm jelek aja sumpah.
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@crack_f4g
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@gracecamille_ Why is it so big😭.
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@LitaOraaa Gue jg orng bgini lgi😹 akhirnya dia bnrn denial (pdhl awalnya suka nonton bokep bareng😹).
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@crack_f4g
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@trapxbyna EH IYA BNGT GUE BINGUNG hubungannya sm tweetannya apaan cb😭.
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@crack_f4g
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@Murfext @marrrueco gays too.
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@xNancyy__ He literally looks like the rat from flushed away oh-
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@crack_f4g
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@cryst6l Tweeting this and still calling it “private part” is so😭😭.
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@inmyheadrf Do u even know how the joke started😭.
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@crack_f4g
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@Angxl1_0 It’s cute but that’s not a cvnt serving look, not even close😭.
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@crack_f4g
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@owenshandstied I’m sorry but this is so funny😭 y’all cute tho.
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@kuntyIanak @smuhoes @endlesslysoft A lot of you need to learn what a twink is before you start saying it about everyone.
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@crack_f4g
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@whotfisjovana Girl I love you but why would u even find a picture of donald trump “hard” like….
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@discommie And gay (melebihi anak negeri).
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@crack_f4g
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@sankitsch JANGAN MAU. klo bisa sklian lo ngmng ke mukanya “giliran skrng elo yg dirugiin tunduk kn lo” Trs ludahin.
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@crack_f4g
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@prettytanned @ANYWAYSDOLAN Crazy😭😭😭.
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@crack_f4g
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@cupofmocca Elu jg mati dong.
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dora
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@_nzhz_ yes im that cewe dongo yg kakak sebut. emang kalo gamau dicubit, gausa nyubit duluan.
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@crack_f4g
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@MyArmsAreBroken Why don’t u ask urself that.
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@crack_f4g
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@Novianurulla @victormci Apaan bngt orng kya lu sumpah, klo gtw dsni mslhnya dmn, dn klo mnrt lo bcnda bisa gmn aja bentuknya, perbaikin dah tu diri lu sm cara pikir lo. Enteng bngt lu blng “kOntEksny JugA BcNdA” Bisa2nya lu blng bcbdaan Kya gt “ok2 aja” dn lo sndri orng cishet tai wkwkw.
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@crack_f4g
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@crack_f4g
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@cynamonrowl Or it could be you idk.
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@crack_f4g
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@dreemysel @iamnaaomixx @whitest_injera Yet she doesn’t use her voice and power to help like Angelina does. Not to mention she said said that a “post won’t help” like she’s not the most followed person on instagram lmao. I love Selena but her recent stories are just very disappointing.
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@crack_f4g
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@chunbeyonce @wh0re4blkwomenn Do u ever joke around with ur friends.
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@crack_f4g
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@loghypothesis Gue kesel sm maki2nya sih kek?? Lu udh nhatain orng anjing tp taunya lo orng ngerantau, ya itu mah brrt Emng lonya aja yg tolol udh tau ngerantau tp ga was2 di lingkungan baru. orng kota jg macem2, ada yg make hijab tp g peduli sm aturan agama, pntes lah yg jual ngira lo udh tau.
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@crack_f4g
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@convomf
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TW // harsh words . cowokku guys abis ketauan selingkuh sama yang katanya “adek adek-an”nya itu. 💙 wkwkwk
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@dinnoimut @sagipussy Ka gue bilang klo lu foto aja msih g brani post full face mnding diem dah. Udh halu, tu alis jg kaga ada ajg sm potongan rmbut mangkok kek ngentot. Lo jelek
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@crack_f4g
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Mnrt klian klo gue post ini ketauan gsih homo (pls jawab jangan flop)
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Besok mw post yg homo ah biar temen gue ketrigger yg muslim homophobicAOWKWW.
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@crack_f4g
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9 months
Me when I get my hand on that liquid
@alamganjar14
Alam Ganjar
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Or something else.
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@crack_f4g
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@nkdy0 @eiflowlone @vela2789234892 Ya Lgian apasih? yg diomongin dsni kn Muslim yg ribet, why do you feel the need to assert urself in this conversation when youre not part of it? Freak bngt. Klo mw ngmngin ada yg g ribet mah ya stiap group jg punya. Focus on what’s on the table.
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@crack_f4g
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@tempekpenyet Tau lgbtnya dari mana dah kocak.
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@crack_f4g
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@bIoodceII Do u get the joke.
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@Fornkly @jesseiraphi Literally MY REACTION when I read the last text
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@Milking_Muscle @__Ribeye__ @butchfail Didn’t y’all invent that word?😭.
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@crack_f4g
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@sankitsch Queen omfg can we be oomfs,,, 🧎🏽‍♀️🌹
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@crack_f4g
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@narutob51492400 @alr_rl Orng kya lo buat gua mau sumpahin hal yg sama terjdi sama lo sumpah, dan gue harap iya aowkwowk, Abis itu bisa jilat ludah sendiri dehhhhh.
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…. AND HES FUNNYVTOO DROP ALL CHARGES.
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Luigi Mangione apparently has a PhD
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@yuridalamkloset ADA KUDA TERBANG????? Ajg klo tau gue pilih itu.
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@crack_f4g
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@theeprinceb @PS_AF1 Oh what a LOSER.
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@crack_f4g
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@___meyanne @txtaboutnicsap Dri yg aku liat sih aslinya wlpn orng yg kulitnya putih ngerokok tu bknnya bibirnya tetep “pink” ya, bibir mereka sama jg menggelap, tp g segelap kulit yg dark/tan/exotic.
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@MythiaVTuber KAN GUE JG UDH NGMNG DRI DLU.
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@PecintaSayurKol @Ogaman888 @thenacne “So they can repent” and what if they don’t want to? Ever consider letting people live whoever they want and stop giving a fuck.
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@memegodmel Lowkey same she a fuckass.
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@danielaetherr And he’s so hot too like ugh.
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@futchassemble Is he rly asexual?😭.
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@Iittlestory @vinniehacker Somebody tag that bottom jail hoe.
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@crack_f4g
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@dinastysima @aozurea @piyopikavet Gue liatnya klo lg di habitatnya sih Lucu, cm klo ngliat dket orng bgtu mlah jdnya Serem😭.
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@entalpih Eh mending lu diem deh, it’s getting rly annoying.
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@crack_f4g
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@wontonkukus Lo msih pede dipost si ajg pdhl jelas bngt ektingnya.
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@crack_f4g
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Welcome back flo❤️
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@ngemtot
Angelita.
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Bumble banned my ass and now i am on grindr bro
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@SGmymindandme @harrisonjamesco Wait does that mean that’s what I feel when I look in the mirror wearing tank top cuz😭.
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@crack_f4g
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@AliEzzoBezzo He knew that’s his only chance
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@crack_f4g
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Even amidst all the resentment I have towards you, I still hold the bond we once had close
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@mycoochiebrown End that fag.
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@dilfwrld He’s ugly AND a conservative. STAND UP.
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@crack_f4g
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As soft and caring as a mother one can be— it’s you
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I hope in the end I learned how to love you in every universe
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@crack_f4g
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@CacaCahaya28217 @karipiw @f_otherside @chroash Lebay ajg. Klo mslnya g cocok sm lu ya gaush baca.
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@notgloh He’s annoying.
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:P
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@kuntyIanak @smuhoes @endlesslysoft I’m not even trying to defend anyone I’m just saying ur trying too hard to be funny and ur not😭😭😭😭.
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@crack_f4g
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Ka-chowwww⚡️⚡️⚡️
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@crack_f4g
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Mau tunjukin baju kmrn yg aku crop top🤓.
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I’ve always admired you, even in my utmost silence, it is you I love
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@crack_f4g
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@chieftanin @ShuckMyBhauls @sk4nkbum @daneesawadee Ko ada orng yg msih ngestuck di fase halu bocil kelas 7.
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@crack_f4g
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@OzdySays @dxrkchocolx Dri tdi gue bingung jujur ngmng apaan Mksh bngt.
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@crack_f4g
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Anyways me with the sungiesss
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@crack_f4g
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Lg ngbrl sm indri Trs tb2 dri blkng pacarnya nongol make hoodie item trs kacamata item ajg kaget bngt.
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@crack_f4g
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@alljustau_sun @tanyarlfes 17 tahun itu msih dbwah umur, dsni gada yg mslhin prnikhannya krna cowonya ganteng, tpi groomimg. Kynya yg punya pemikiran kek gt lo doang, bodoh.
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@tempekpenyet Eh tp klo gue yg napakin kaki dstu dari 10 hektar jg udh kerasa radarnya sih.
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@AYESHARELOADED @gracecamille_ Like it’s almost the size of a cat what the hell….
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@Slumdog_Milly @CeraGibson NOOOO??? ISNT THAT A DIFFERENT GUY?😭.
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@remslvst @TR14NGL3S @lukenessss No bc i wonder why people are suddenly putting songs in their notes so I thought maybe someone made it a thing so😭.
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@_hisnameisjavi Now where can I see the raw image ho.
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@crack_f4g
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@narutob51492400 SOK PALING NGERTI COWO SANGE ANJINGGGGWKWKWKWK, Apa kbar kasus cewe dibunuh sana sini, KRNA NOLAK. Mantengin brita gsih lu, atau emng bego aja.
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@crack_f4g
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Absen muka jawa (megang kunci krna bela2in foto ini krmh samping)
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@calissiopeia
flavia
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absen muka jawa
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@itgirlposts Wait that’s actually so sweet of her omg.
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@crack_f4g
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I will always think of you fondly
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@mercurysangel I’ve been seeing her videos in my fyp and ideg why “the joke” being so normalized like what.
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@dawiguna @visegrad24 Mnding diem deh lu pak.
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@crack_f4g
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@wofireboxes She might be into pegging methinks.
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@alpukatcrispy @surgadikakiwibu @txtdaribanci @wahyuhidayatSTR Ya gue g mslhin itu nurul:( (bhkan g peduli) mksd gue, lo klo mw ngatain orng tp foto masih make filter, mnding diem. Filter lo udh kek 7 lapisan bumi, tebel.
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@crack_f4g
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@northstardoll Don’t make me cry.
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@crack_f4g
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High school friends
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@cryptidthott @bladetheeslayer Wait where did u get this info?.
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@crack_f4g
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@kkambingpirang Mungkin ka klo mereka tumbuh di ruang lingkup yg queer sndri pun toxic ke sesamanya dan msih kentel bngt dengan heteronormative, krna aku dlu kenal orng yg bgtu….
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@crack_f4g
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Broke a nail trs lompat ketinggian biji gue keram, but we did it
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Krna dri kmrn pengen kelapa tp gada yg bisa ambilin gwe mo ngambil sendiri.
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@crack_f4g
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@sissythatpatch Oh stfu that song SLAPPSSS idc.
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@crack_f4g
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Bian<333
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@midosommar
🇵🇸
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Every gay man needs at least one straight male friend that loves them platonically.
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@crack_f4g
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@narutob51492400 @alr_rl Udh terjdi di gue sih, jdi mau dri segi apapun lbh PAHAM GUE dibnding lo gimana rasanya di posisi mba itu AOWKWOWKW. Makanya jangan sotoy deh ya:((. Btw, gamau pacaran g mengurangi violence yg bisa dilkuin cowo ke elo APWKWKW, jdi semua kata2 jahat lo, semoga berbalik ke elo ya:).
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@1secB4disaster Catfish i think.
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@palstineseaview I think she played Wonder Woman great tbh idk😭.
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It was this but I fucking hate it now
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@vonixskulls
vonix 👻
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since its the end of the year, what's your most popular art?.
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@crack_f4g
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Aslinya gak ke seaworld, cm biar fitting aja biru2
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@crack_f4g
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@lightcontrola @amazingmomo_ @nemoblogs @SaeedDiCaprio Lmao we’re still not buying. Boycott McDonald’s. Wdgaf.
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Quickieee
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Kinda tempted to draw Luigi bc oomf inspired me lowkey.
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@Priyant1987 @taylorsversion Yes but girl… that is not orange😭.
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Ddddd
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