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Imagine dating someone who doesn't understand memes................. the horror
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Was y’all really expecting them to train the whole animal kingdom to sing?
There is now online backlash over Disney’s
#TheLionKing
being referred to as “live-action” — but the mostly animated re-imagining is what’s called a “virtual production”:
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13 year olds now a days smoke weed, drink alcohol, and juul all day.
When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us no one could ever come above!
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I forgot you can’t make depression jokes outside of twitter. My coworker was like “you ready for this year to end?” I was like “I’m ready for this life to end” he was like bro what?!
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Me bringing one bag of ice for Thanksgiving while everyone else made actual food.
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Country ROADS
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Take me HOME
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The doctor says I ain’t never gonna walk again. Not even on CRUTCHES!
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According to my Instagram timeline y’all lying. 🤒
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Actually, this is what it looks like when a father loses his son & needs to get to the dentist office!
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My friends telling security I’m ok and don’t need to be kicked out of the club.
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Is it just me, or does this get faster and faster the longer I look at it?
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If Johnny Downey Jr. don’t go put a shirt on & help defeat Thanos in Pirates Of The Avengers 5.
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Y’all was just calling Ariana Grande all types of bitches, ho’s, and sluts. I ain’t forget.
Ariana Grande posted this today with Mac Miller’s dog and sweater 😭😫 RIP Mac Miller.
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"The childhood of many will be destroyed. Toy Story 4, will be the saddest film in the history of Disney, since its ending marks the death of several characters"
😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥
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When your sibling doesn’t share their food.
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Dang, the ice cream emoji broke too?
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YOU THINK HARRIET TUBMAN WAS WALKING AROUND WITH A FUCKING NICE SHINY FUCKING DRESS ON WITH A FUCKING CROWN ON HER HEAD WHEN SHE WAS TAKING SLAVES???????? TO FREEDOM?????!!!!!!! 💥
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Me: I’m not going out tonight I’m tired.
My friends:
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Having no kids is all fun & games until your taxes come back and you get $800, meanwhile ol girl who been having babies since she was 16 just bought a private jet.
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Well if you found her cute before you knew, what does it matter? Suck that dick.
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Jamie Lynn Spears' "Are you ready?" in the beginning of the Zoey 101 theme song was the equivalent to her sister's "it's Britney, bitch.”
Are you ready? 14 years later...still a jam...
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#itdidNOTendbecauseofpregnancy
#contractwasfinished
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So I’m at Walmart and this lady told her son "PUT THAT SHIT BACK!" loud as hell and i almost put my shit back. 😩
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Walking through the living room to get to the kitchen on thanksgiving
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So I was playing Fornite and I started coughing so this kid started giggling, and asked if I had Ligma. Without thinking I said “What’s Ligma?” I got hit with the sickest “Lick My Balls bitch” I turned off my mic for the rest of the game.
😭😭😭
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How I study for my exams.
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You ever look at your pet and be like “aye if you can talk just say something I promise I won’t snitch.”
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Crazy how if this was Cardi y’all wouldn’t have a problem with it but a darker skinned black woman doing it and now she needs to stop she doing to much. The colorism jumped out
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Unpopular but men say Young MA the better rapper cause they feel like they can relate to her simply because she’s a stud lesbian.
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Are y’all ever going to stop talking down on Nicki Minaj like y’all didn’t know the words to Super Bass & Bottoms Up by heart?
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@solomonmissouri
It’s so funny cuz it never has to get to this point, he already said it. He was hiding his phone, he’s watching btchs twerking. It’s gets tiring asking someone to stop and choose you. So you just check out
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The ants go marching one by one
Hurrah, hurrah:
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So I was looking at my Christmas list and realized I got too many friends and not enough money. So I’m about to start a couple fights then apologize after the holidays. 🤣🤣🤣
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The
#JonasBrothers
are back
Miley is back to long blonde hair
Avril Lavigne just released an album.
Yeah we’re back in 2008!
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My ex posted a pic of the new person they're dating on Facebook & my grandma commented on it "Is that who youre dating now? My Kammy was better looking." Now we're both blocked. 😂😂😂
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When i die I hope it’s early in the morning so I don’t go to work that day for no reason.
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Does anyone else’s friends say “On my way!” And that can vary anywhere from 1 to 3 hours later...
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Some of y’all never had to get the remote for your parents when it was right next to them & it really shows.
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Y’all let Justin Bieber get away with singing “ Swag, Swag, Swag, on you, chilling by the fire while we eating fondue.” I ain’t forget. 😂😂😂
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Imagine how rich you gotta be to get Beyoncé at your wedding like some Uber Eats.
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He went from wearing Nicki Minaj merch to Nicki Minaj remixing his song, that's wild.
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Love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a choice. You have to choose that person when it’s hard, when they’re being difficult and even on the bad days.
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So I was watching Shrek eariler, and the part where Donkey asks for Shrek’s name Shrek hesitates as if he randomly made it up.
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Y’all really spending $300 for hotels rooms on Valentine’s Day to do the same 3 position y’all do at home. 🙄🤦♂️😂
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Yo why I think that ant was holding a blunt?😂😂😂
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We ain’t fighting anyone next year, we pressing charges all 2019. You MIGHT be able to beat me up, but can you beat a case?
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It’ll be a ruff landing
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How come in Christmas movies Santa never goes to the house next door? He literally hops in his slay & goes the next state over.
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They said Ms. Puff a freak cause she riding and driving at the same time. 😅😂
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*Anyone says goodbye*
My Brain:
Don't say it
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Me: Bye buddy, I hope you find your dad! 🎅🏻
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How come ads run smoothly but the video I want to watch has to buffer every 2 seconds?!?
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Hey there what’s it like in NYC?
Me calling you pretty:
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📍 Delilah
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Is anyone else not good at small talk? Because I just asked the clerk at Walmart what he does for a living. 🤦♂️
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My biggest fear is for my funeral y’all let them use a ugly picture for me.
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Me: I need my charger
Them: What percent yo phone on?
Me:
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Do we ever grow out of throwing up the peace sign when someone puts us on snap?
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